okay so my friend has been acting really weird lately in regards to my boyfriend
basically i met this friend and she met my boyfriend at the same time, at the beginning of high school
and they have been pretty good friends ever since
i knew the kid who is now my boyfriend for a few years before she met him
and we didnāt start dating until the end of high school
so in a way, this friend has been around for the entirety of my relationship
my friend has kind of considered my boyfriend one of her best friends
and they have a sort of brother/sister friendship
where they legitimately hate each other most of the time but are friends at the end of the day
my friend has been being really weird about thisĀ ābrother/sisterā friendship that they have
like, sheās been really pressing it like,
thereās this cuban guy who is obsessed with her at her schoolĀ
and sheās kind of freaked out by him just bc he doesnāt exactly know how to approach her, i guess??
and one night, this friend was going out to the bar with a few of her friends
(mutual friends to my boyfriend)
and being an idiot, my boyfriend cracks a joke through text to one of the guys going to the bar with my friend sayingĀ ādonāt let anyone named Pedro grind on herā
later, my friend hears about this and sheās all likeĀ āomg so I told my roommates that your boyfriend was being super protecting and sweet about my first time at the bar and she thinks we should dateā
and i, being me, was likeĀ ālol im sorry wutā
and she explained this... KEEPING IN MIND THAT HE LITERALLY SAID, I rEPEAT:
ādonāt let anyone named Pedro grind on herā
and somehow he was being protective??Ā
and apparently thatās cute and despite the fact that iām dating him and have pretty much been in love with him for 7 years, ( lolZ ) my friend should be dating him instead lmao
ok, and when she said this, she was likeĀ āyeah, and i told her that itād be weird if we dated, because iāve known him for so longā
and Iām sitting here likeĀ āoh, Iām sorry... thatās the reason itād be weird if you dated my boyfriend??????ā LMFAO
and she was likeĀ āoh, YEAH, no... Ā I mentioned that heās dating my friend friend last bc i was saving the best reason for lastā
my friend goes out to a birthday dinner which I wasnāt invited to with the same friends she went to the bar with and my boyfriend
later, she tells me that my boyfriend was being all protective of her bc this other kid (whom weāve also known since the beginning of high school) was flirting with her
apparently my boyfriend, like, was āreally uncomfortable,ā and tried to sit between them, and said things likeĀ āOkaaaayĀ buddyā LOLĀ
literally while Iām having this conversation with my friend on the phone, my boyfriend calls and i switch lines and tell him that she said this
because she had already done the wholeĀ āheās being protectiveā thing before and i was laughing about it bc itās lowkey weird
and HE SAYS TO MEĀ āwtf, i literally only tried to sit between them because she told me that he was getting all in her face and she was uncomfortable with it.ā
by the time i get back on the phone with my friend, i tell her this and she goes,Ā āwell, yes AND no.... i was likeĀ ādonāt you hate when (insert name here) gets all in your face?ā and he was likeĀ āyEAH OMGā and we talked about how annoying it was for a bit and then when (insert name here) came back, he tried to keep him from sitting next to meā
later, when updating my boyfriend on this, he laughed and said that she literally told himĀ āI donāt like how close (insert name here) is getting to my face and stuff, heās making me uncomfortableāĀ
AS A SIDE NOTE, MY FRIEND IS NOW GOING ON A DATE WITH THE DUDE THAT WAS GETTING ALL IN HER FACEĀ
OKAY, WOW, POINT IS. WTF IS THIS, WHY IS SHE ACTING ALL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE DUDE, WHEN SHE OBVS WASNāT AND WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE MY BOYFRIEND WAS LOWKEY JEALOUS??/// BEING OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF HER??? WHAT