Not a Niffox

Sometimes I ponder the big questions in life. Sometimes I eat a Reese's instead.

[iameverysparklywoman]

there’s something so iconic about drinking any substance that is not wine out of a wineglass

[jeanqrey]

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

[animations-daily]

#Always be an Esmeralda

[dumbscar-deactivated20130407]

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

[fyrafire]

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[obviousplant]

Just in time for Valentine’s Day

[niffernotniffox]

Out of refills on my anxiety medication. Can’t go to the doctor to get refills until all of my insurance stuff is sent to me. 

You never know how much you actually rely on something until it’s gone.

[ualmart-deactivated20160511]

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

[thomassandersfandersblog]

If I Had a TV Show 📺

[corpsegirlforever]

the best part is he’s on Tumblr just like the rest of us

[acertainmaybe]

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

[therainingkiwi]

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

[mothmo]

Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.

Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”

[the-ankle-rocker]

*Transformation noise*

[sushinfood]

I LOVE THIS? this is pure.

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[goodassdog]

[sillydicemaze]

One of us only tells lies and one of us only tells the truth.  You may ask one question.

[catzgba]

who is a good boy

[fanonical]

so on the 24th of june 1995, lord voldemort returned to wizarding england, gaining a physical body again and getting his full power back

and on the 24th of june, 2016, the uk voted by a very narrow margin to leave the eu

i’m not saying these two facts are related, i’m just heavily implying it

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Reblog with the pokemon that matches your height (and weight)

List of pokemon by height

List of pokemon by weight

[sealcat-deactivated20151117]

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it