☆ Getting to know your demon ☆
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How well do you know your lover, guardian, or neighbor? If they are a demon, they may suffer from * benders. Fear not, as there is a consistent cycle observed in demons meant to keep you and them safe and happy.
* benders are hormonal imbalances caused by skewed brain chemistry, only found in some demons.
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Day 1: Demon takes blockers [pink phase]
Day 2-7: blockers kicking in [yellow phase]
Day 8-9: spiraling down [blue phase]
● Sensitive to loud noises and bright lights
● Starving, can't get full
● Not too different from pink phase
Day 11: bender [charcoal phase]
● Cannot understand words
● Cannibalistic, may eat your family
Q: "How can I keep my demon neighbor from eating me alive?"
A: Ask your demon neighbor or loved one what day they take their medicine, or observe it through their window in secret. Write their date down in your calendar, and gently remind them to take it roughly 8 days after their last dose. Remember, the only thing standing between you and that demon's teeth is luck and technique!
Q: "What should I do in the event my demon neighbor reaches day 10 without taking their medicine?"
A: There are many things you can do if your demon goes unmedicated! See the below bullet list:
● Hide in a dark room with all of the doors and windows locked, shove a towel under the door opening to trap your scent inside, cry as silently as possible.
● Cry loudly (may be fatal).
● Sacrifice any loud thing you have on hand (loud children's toy, fireworks, your youngest).
● Throw the demon a fresh cut of meat.
● Raise farm animals, leave the gate open.
● Call another neighbor's communicator, it will distract the demon.
● Put a full-body mirror in front of your door.
● Put pictures you've taken with them up in front of your door, they may remember they know you.
● Know self-defense, cutting the demon will slow them down, possibly allowing you to escape.
Remember, demons are worth loving, but not dying for! Always try your hardest to make yourself as unappetizing as possible by being extra kind and patient with them. Demons cannot be killed by regular means. DO NOT RUN. Happy loving!
