The :3 ever

|| I'll put all of my hyperfixations here and then one day I'll die || he/him 23 || Number 1 Hetch liker (I still have dibs) ||

[imomnba-x07]

I love him your honor, he’s so silly

[somnumette]

Does anyone else care about Lonnie Lincoln / Tombstone or is it just me and Robbie Robertson

🥹🥹🥹 so cute !! the it he was love 💕

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[brown-spider]

Noir canonically being described by a loved one as "Listen, he's like a cat–" is gonna live in my head rent free

[thesecondsnowflake]

I started Spider Noir last night and I gotta say I am loving the middle-aged man of it all. Nicholas Cage doesn't get any three-point landings- he spider-swings his way out of falling off a sky scraper and lands flat on his back. He's hanging from the bottom of the bridge by one palm because that is all the flexibility he has to offer. He breaks a hole in the dry wall with the most measured sledge swings I've ever seen because otherwise he might hurt his back.

Sometimes your webslinger hangs up his mask for five years and finds out the flexibility was NOT part of the super power package

[goose-smoothie]

all media involving Nicolas Cage becomes infinitely more enjoyable when you start approaching it with the idea that everyone was given a script whilst he was given nothing but a costume and a slap on the arse before being thrown on set

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[glitchdisorder]

mistah spidah

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[ceruleankitkats]

various silly comics

[brucedefender4eva]

Saw that one Twitter post

When Clark calls Bruce, he’s using all the pet names he has in his arsenal. Whenever it's time for Clark's daily Bruce call at work, everyone runs away so they're not subjected to his corny nicknames and die of embarrassment

Hi, pumpkin! Hi, darling! Hi, honey bunny! Hi marshmellow! Hi, my Prince Charming! And so on. Just the cheesiest, cringiest, most heartwarming pet names you can imagine. Clark's words are practically dripping with adoration

Bruce will answer the phone with a simple “Speak.” His face is completely blank and emotionless, while his voice is deadpan. He is unfazed by any and every pet name Clark doesn't say directly to his face.

Everyone tells Bruce he should be kinder, but he truly doesn’t see the point in beating around the bush with Clark. They just don't understand their relationship

If he’s answering the phone as Brucie, he’ll do a bunch of pleasantries to keep up a certain image, but with Clark, he doesn’t have to pretend, and he can be as blunt as he wants, and Clark still understands that all his words are filled with love

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[spidey-official]

Are you more spider or more man?

Or a third more sinister option?

yeah probably a muppet if we're being honest

[scout-spaeny]

trinity is not used to aftercare. with yolanda, it might be a glass of water and the opportunity to use the shower but after that, it’s backs turned and the expectation that she leaves quietly and discreetly.

she assumes that’s what baran would want too. after all, she’s an attending. she can’t be seen with a resident.

so, when trinity spends the night at baran’s and quietly sneaks out once she falls asleep, she assumes this is how they’re going to go. out of the frying pan, into the fire, or however the stupid saying goes.

she’s not massively mad about it.

baran doesn’t have neighbours that watch her through a crack in the door or a doorman to do the walk of shame past nor do her floorboards creak when she’s tiptoeing down the hallway. no, her place is much easier to sneak out of.

that being said, she lives a lot further away from trinity’s apartment than yolanda does and it’s too late for ubers to be a reasonable price so she toughs it out and walks it, crashing the minute she gets through the door.

it’s fine. it was worth the evening.

the real trouble is when she gets to work.

trinity assumes it’ll just be another standard we-pretend-we-are-colleagues-and-nothing-else act that she’s used to. a lingering glance here and there perhaps, maybe a nod layered with something behind their eyes, but nothing more. baran’s a private, professional person, even more so than yolanda.

which is why she’s surprised when baran walks into the er with red-rimmed eyes, frazzled hair and a worried look on her face that says she hasn’t slept all night.

“where the hell did you go?”

[evanolge]

This is Battinson waiting for Clark to get off work and join him for dinner

[beechsims]

train conductor told me he's unemployed. he's just in it for the love of the game

[bisexualgoth]

"when will they add cars to paralives" NEVER i hope. there's a train and a bus free yrself from the americanized prison of car centrism!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A WALKABLE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!