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i really hope i someday get to find out what my parents mean when they keep saying im making up stories. i don't know if they mean they think im lying about events i was present for and they were not for no reason or if they're looking at my tumblr but don't know im not the original poster of the posts i reblog or if they think im talking when im listening to youtube videos or if they don't think im lying but object to creative writing projects that ive done or considered or if they're just straight up hallucinating. it would be easier to figure out if i was ever involved in their complaint discussions, but since they aren't brave enough to say this bullshit to my face im left to make the point that ive had no opportunity to lie to them because they refuse to ask me any questions and instead prefer to imagine my answers and then get mad at me because they imagined me saying something crazy that ive never actually said or thought in my life. yes, this is the most ridiculous situation ive ever seen in my life 🙄

rottingapotheosis

and now it sounds like they're once again shocked to discover i can fucking hear them as if i haven't yelled I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU in their general direction at least three times a day for a year 👍

i really hope i someday get to find out what my parents mean when they keep saying im making up stories. i don't know if they mean they think im lying about events i was present for and they were not for no reason or if they're looking at my tumblr but don't know im not the original poster of the posts i reblog or if they think im talking when im listening to youtube videos or if they don't think im lying but object to creative writing projects that ive done or considered or if they're just straight up hallucinating. it would be easier to figure out if i was ever involved in their complaint discussions, but since they aren't brave enough to say this bullshit to my face im left to make the point that ive had no opportunity to lie to them because they refuse to ask me any questions and instead prefer to imagine my answers and then get mad at me because they imagined me saying something crazy that ive never actually said or thought in my life. yes, this is the most ridiculous situation ive ever seen in my life 🙄

#there simply isn't any chance that they have reasons to believe im lying about anything ive actually said #so the one thing i can be certain of is that they're wrong but i can't get more specific than that unless they someday tell me #what the hell they're fucking talking about

apparently the new thing my parents are doing to prop up their bizarre conspiracy theories is to declare that im a complete moron who can easily be fooled with unsubstantiated false information. this is funny because my parents have been acting like they're in mortal terror of their web browsers and would rather die than fact check information in any way. i guess they think that's a universal experience lmao. unfortunately for their stupid ass conspiracy theories i have one billion reputable sources on deck that can be cross-referenced to verify anything i say on a moment's notice because im not afraid of my web browser and i have spent the past 15 years honing my research skills while they cowered on internet explorer and begged talk radio losers for truthful information they believed because they didn't know how to fact check anything back then either. and now they think they can parry any information i offer them through the use of a magic shield built entirely upon the phrase "she's making up stories"

lesbianshepard

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

lesbianshepard

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

2colde

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

carriefisher

BAILEY’S 3K CELEBRATION —⏳+ scream for @thesoldiersminute

“Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled.” — Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

queenoftheimps

Not only is AMC all but confirming renewal, that little bit at the end seems to confirm MY BOY MOLLOY AIN'T DEAD Y'ALL, DANIEL LIVES TO SNARK ANOTHER DAY

pipshinwhatever

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know