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[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like “i was on so much painkillers when i made this” but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

[nightmantras]

@leekandpotatosoop

now imagine him in a hello kitty mask.

[nightmantras]

I keep pressing the comment button instead of the like ☹️ put it back. ☹️

[nightmantras]

from no floor to linoleum whore, my depression bedroom has been cleaned.

[effemimaniac]

*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[kingofkaumidy]

How disgusting can you be? This is just attempted genocide!

Disgusting.

[unknownbrainrot]

PLEASE, MY PEOPLE 🙏🙏🙏 ESPECIALLY MY TRANS FEMS

[banjo16]

Thata literally just cartoonishly evil. Not even eggman from sonic would do such bastardly behavior. Honestly anyone who works at the company should be shot tbh, like i genuinely believe transphobes dont deserve basic human rights tbh

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

This story is from 2023 so I’m not sure how relevant it still is, and I can’t find any links to the original product so it’s likely it is not being sold anymore, but even so— please keep an eye out for scams like this and make sure that if you’re attempting to buy your HRT from outside sources that you know exactly who’s selling them, where they’re coming from and what’s in them.

Here’s an article for more information on the original scam.

[nightmantras]

I always keep ☝️ one crayon upside down

just to keep my inanimate objects on their toes.

don’t want them getting too comfortable now, do we?

[nightmantras]

does anyone else accidentally eat a whole jar of pickles in a day????

please tell me I’m not alone??????

@hostofthepersever @leekandpotatosoop @ANYONE PLEASE

[leekandpotatosoop]

does it count if you eat MY PICKLES

ISTG, WHENEVER YOU COME TO MY HOUSE THERES LIKE 4 EMPTY PICKLE JARS IN THE FRIDGE WHEN YOU LEAVE

[nightmantras]

OKAY BUT LIKE!!! THEYRE GOOD AND ILYSM???

[nightmantras]

does anyone else accidentally eat a whole jar of pickles in a day????

please tell me I’m not alone??????

@hostofthepersever @leekandpotatosoop @ANYONE PLEASE

[hostofthepersever]

im sorry i hate pickles so if that happened shoot me bc thats not me thats an aliean parasite thats taken my form

[nightmantras]

WHAT!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

[nightmantras]

does anyone else accidentally eat a whole jar of pickles in a day????

please tell me I’m not alone??????

@hostofthepersever @leekandpotatosoop @ANYONE PLEASE

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

NEW TAG GAME!!!!

Based off of vibes, how would you rank

Traffic cones, pine cones, and pineapple (off vibes)

I'll go first.

1. Traffic cones

2. Pineapple

3. Pine cones

Tags under the cut:

@autism-offical @satan-offical @yourfellowhumanstraw @personafan911 @wingedenthusiastnightmare @morphedtojustaghost @hostofthepersever @ren-cerati @astro-nomaly @flirty-anon @shadow-dwelling-anon @mother-spore-missa @highbookwormofthecentury @/anyone else who wants to join!

[hostofthepersever]

traffic cones

pine cones

pineapple

@helluvaandhazbinarelife @leekandpotatosoop @the-nameless-human200 @automaticsoulharmony @fatallyaddictedtofiction @nightmantras @heyhiwhatsupdude @ anyone else!!!

[nightmantras]

1. Traffic cones

2. Pineapple

3. Pinecones

[hostofthepersever]

moots i asked a while ago if yall had a song that u used to like but now cant stand, now i have a slightly different question:

whats a song that u heard as a child or significantly younger than u are now that youve always liked or have always came back to?

mines stiches by shawn mendes

@helluvaandhazbinarelife @leekandpotatosoop @the-nameless-human200 @nerdwholikesnerdythings @automaticsoulharmony @nightmantras @heyhiwhatsupdude @humanitiesnotsostrongestweeb @beatricemedrano @fatallyaddictedtofiction @thestolentypewriter @ anyone else!!!

[nightmantras]

most of the chainsmokers songs

but 100% roses by the chainsmokers and rozes

[satan-offical]

[nightmantras]

@hostofthepersever @leekandpotatosoop

(cough)

[beatricemedrano]

but I have that type of glasses?

[nightmantras]

☺️

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[nightmantras]

the only things that can make me tweak out in a good way are:

1. My little pony (especially rainbow rocks)

2. TYLER THE CREATOR!!!

3. The office. OH MY GOD! yesyesyesyesyes

4. CORALINE 🪡🧵

5. And! when someone likes my gifts/cards

AAAAAH AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA

[nightmantras]

did you ever watch so many European shows when you were little that you:

1. Developed an accent

and/or

2. Started not typing in American

like….. colour…

[satan-offical]

[nightmantras]

@hostofthepersever @leekandpotatosoop

(cough)

[beardedmrbean]

I think they'll be fine saying that.