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[foundonpluto]

human susie :3

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[nightmarecleric]

A comically long list of shit has happened to me and my loved ones this week. I gotta stop joking about having the ao3 curse.

[jankabee]

Headcanon:

Even after joining the Cleaners, Zanka is kinda too serious. Like, he'll hang out and join in activities and go to whatever little party they throw (even though the parties are always for no damn reason lol) but he's definitely a wallflower and he'll chit-chat but not really do much else.

When he starts dating Jabber, he opens up. A lot. He sings along to the radio in the car, he'll dance a little at the parties, he'll join in on the jokes and games with more enthusiasm.

The first time his team hears him laugh so hard he's wheezing, is when they catch him on a call with Jabber. They eavesdrop, because of course they do.

Jabber's telling some story about an idiot he came across during a job and Zanka is just. Giggling. Madly. And Jabber goes on and on, and eventually he gets to the best part of his story and Zanka loses it. Full on hysterics, bent over and gripping the table for support, face red as hell and barely able to take a damn breath.

And Jabber was the one to do it.

After that, they don't mind Jabber as much. Because if he can get Zanka of all people to chill out then he can't really be that bad, right?

[the-court-jester-arts]

my image of a scene from @boredfandomchild 's really cool janka fanfiction, "blunt force and bomb dog" !

i would rlly recommend this fic for any janka lovers :)

[aethellren]

[firwoods]

坊っちゃん - Young Master

My sister has been playing OG Okami again and I felt the sudden need to draw trash people in ink

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[kosmoburets]

crash (1996) but janka

[dastiss]

[crouchingjonklerhiddenzonkler]

Every time I see Jabber in the manga, the part of my brain that is also responsible for reacting to pictures of cute baby animals lights up.

[skribbledark]

He is so freaking adorable. Put him in the hydraulic press now now now now

[nightmarecleric]

Walked into this in the guest bedroom at my friends’ house. I hate gay ppl

[your-denis215]

One of Jabber's most fascinating character traits to me is his loneliness, and I need people to talk about it more.

What he's looking for here isn't really a fight, at least, I don't think that's the full story. We've established Jabber as this person who forms connections through pain. Rudo and Zanka are friends to him because they've played together, because they've hurt and been hurt by each other.

What I think Jabber really wants, beyond any pain or fights, is a companion. He wants a real friend. He wants somebody by his side who won't leave, won't die, and won't run from him. Someone he can fight with forever.

Who does Jabber have in his life, really? He's an eighteen year old who hangs out with almost exclusively people in their twenties (and 40s, I see you Bundus) who use him for his body and demand he break himself and put himself back together for their goals and missions without really concerning themselves with his wants or need.

Does Jabber have any real friends his own age? Does he have anyone really looking out for him? When he's lonely or hurting in the middle of the night, does he have anyone he can turn to?

[znoybird]

Chapter 9, but Zanka didn’t get shot in the end and boys had time to celebrate the great escape.

/being covered in blood but like

In a wholesome way.

[reminded]

[feathers-67]

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom

[kotkafromjupiter]

my study of baikal seal... oughh i love their big wet eyess