Keep flying mate, its out there somewhere

Welcome, im Znoy. This is where i draw, sketch, share some amount of juicy memes and generally wander around.

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[znoybird]

Once again thinking of Jankas in Mirrors if they escaped without Zanka being shot. I should probably draw that…

Just bear with me, imagine how they would ride until it was safe and then yell like madmen laughing as they left the labs behind. Maybe laugh-cry type of deals, and Jabber pulling Zanka into a hug, and Zanka would answer back, and then they would hit something and almost crash the truck. And Zanka would yell something like “THE ROAD WATCH THE ROAD IDIOT”.

How would they would stop for the night maybe, out of gas. Both looking over all the scrapes and cuts they got in the escape. Maybe Zanka would get his first waves of guilt, and Jabber had to smack some sense into him. How they would huddle together at night because it’s cold and because they want to. Both looking at the sky, all cloudy and misty, but lovely to them regardless.

How if the base was further they would have to travel for a few days, relying on each other, and kinda helping each other settle down. Maybe reminisce a little on the whole ordeal, maybe getting flashbacks and nightmares. Trying to tend to each other best they can. And their first thoughts about how would they feel seeing everyone again.

Just imAGINE IMAGINE PEOPLE

Also yes, they would hold hands all the way.

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[znoybird]

I have these pictures tattooed on the inside of my skull

[fanonical]

i am looking at you, new ttrpg players. i am looking you in the eyes. you do not need to be like the professional players. it's okay if you can't do voices or stutter or need to pause to think about what you're going to say or how your character would act. we are doing this for fun. gaming should never stop being fun

[halforcwaitress]

Literally nothing better in the world than rping awkward lesbian interactions with cliche pickup lines with your cisgender dude GM.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[viralfrog]

[drill-teeth]

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

[znoybird]

This

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[mysharona1987]

They semi-cancelled Timothee Chalamet for simply saying he found opera and ballet boring, by the way.

How does Hollywood work these days?

Being a bit of a naive, foolish young man and (wrongfully) calling opera and ballet irrelevant?

“You must apologise immediately! No Oscar for you.”

Acknowledging you stole terrified teenage girls from their bedrooms?

“Eh, you get a pass.”

[mysharona1987]

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

[mysharona1987]

”Well, Tim is dating a Kardashian sister.”

Embarrassing as it is, this other man admitted to war crimes.

[mismess]

Hold gentle like hamburger

[mismess]

Shake gently like snowglobe

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[the-dragon-hearted]

I raise you:

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[eriexplosion]

The Cleaners: Do not have the authority to rid the ground of human trafficking The Hellguard: DOES have the authority but still does not take any action in ridding the ground of human trafficking Jabber Wonger: Takes Direct Action in stabbing human traffickers in the face (in the performance of other duties)

The Cleaners: Did not immediately inform Rudo that Gris was alive The Hellguard: Did not immediately inform Rudo that Enjin was alive (malicious version) Jabber Wonger: Informs Rudo that Zanka is alive immediately upon being asked

Conclusion: Jabber Wonger is the most helpful and straightforward guy on the ground, as long as you ignore the piles of bodies he keeps leaving behind

[znoybird]

You can trust him being 100% genuine when he stabs you

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[thehollowmite]

FLY

[scaggis]

FLY

[skyporf]

FLY

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

FLY

[yarnaddiction]

[gargelyfloof118]

[swords-n-spindles]

CRY

[znoybird]

I love this

[ichorknight]

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”