Barf

He/him

[thr3ap3r]

help girl in being haunted by the guy i shot in the eye

[turnipoddity]

real

[methotrex8]

Every Harley Poe song: due to personal reasons, I have decided to become flesh-eating fiend and terrorize a small town in Indiana

[the-ass-assin]

:o a non watch dogs meme? On my page??

[nightmarestagz]

Because my last poorly made Harley Poe meme is still getting reblogged I made you guys another one 

[aptronyms]

[drunknuncle]

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

[pukicho]

I dunno man and I don’t know what that is it’s just a scatman remix

[askann-idv]

please ma'am stop throwing your cats at my team

“Pfff!Hahaha!”

Hey look I’m alive again

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

[cantatrickster]

@fizzmolliwater

[pukicho]

There’s no crime in being a thief

[accounting-wunderkind]

What a theif does is take someone’s propety without their permission, which is a crime

[thechapel-deactivated20240706]

not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind

[accounting-wunderkind]

…

That was very smooth

[pukicho]

I’m gonna steal both your organs and money

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[skipppppy]

Today’s the day

[perfectreactionpictures]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[noticemk]

look at this fucking album cover

[foodchewer]

I live for compliments

[foodchewer]

im so alive 

[identity-very-big-deal]

Me playing First Officer: oh no the hunter is chasing me!!! I know, I’ll use my watch!

The fake copy of me: oh shoot bro is that the hunter *goes somewhere the hunter will never see*

Me: *still being chased like nothing happened* why