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wlecome my tags are weird and I don't have a tagging system. sorry. I have my foot in my mouth 24/7. she/her. calamity bisexual. Anti-Oompa Loompas. unfunny. molecular biology degree. i made my pfp in Artbreeder.

[methotrex8]

Skellige welcomes you

Before you visit:

Warnings: blood, house fires, arson, a Hansel and Gretel/Witches of Crookback Bog style cannibal witch,

My ADHD won't let me pick one aesthetic so I picked all of them at once. My original concept was for it to be a town built upon cursed land that is ruled over by a cruel forest god. Think The Ritual, but designed by a My Melody girl and that's basically my island

Villager houses are decorated!

My house is fully decorated as well

No time traveling, minimal terraforming; I'm not going to say what all features it has because I want them to be a surprise 😉

DA-0502-5700-6536

If you visit, it'd be real cool of you to tell me what you think. Happy dreaming! 💤

[methotrex8]

So…I’m getting my tubes tied next week

I finally found a doctor that agreed to do it despite me being ‘too young’ (27) and not having any kids. And thankfully, this doctor didn’t insult me by demanding a letter of permission from my husband saying that it was okay for me to undergo the procedure (this happened to a friend of mine and my mother). He just told me it was entirely up to me and informed me of the intricacies of the procedure -in other words, treating me like a real human being with autonomy- and had me scheduled

I’m excited, but nervous. I’ve wanted this since I was 15, no joke, and it’s finally happening

So yeah, if there are any others that have been fighting to have this done, this is your sign not to give up. There are doctors that will respect your wishes and your choice

[methotrex8]

I posted this last year. Still happily sterilized by choice.

And if you want this done, I highly recommend doing so while you still have the option. I don't mean to scare anyone, but... fuck it, shit is about to get scary.

Here is the list I went through. Good luck and stay strong, everyone. I love you.

[methotrex8]

Hi, it's been 3 years since sterilization. Still no regrets 🤙🤙🤙

Fuck the pro-life/forced birth movement, do what's best for you

[angelicguy]

*walking out of a porno theatre w cum all over me angrily* That shit is rigged

[mlobsters]

what we do in the shadows s6e9 come out and play

cut to eric fucking northman had me wheezing

[boy-yaoi-deactivated20250804]

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

[ozth]

customer service is cooking my brain, man

[door]

great news it’s jimjams season

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[important-animal-images]

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

@kleefkruid your tag is golden.

[katmaibearfan]

this isnt a brown bear but i do need everybody to see it

[femalefemur]

old man yaoi this, old man yaoi that, these men are in their 30s, they are not old!! this is the real old man yaoi

[evilvillain123456789]

unfortunately brain damage from a seasonal cold has caused me to become completely disinterested in romance and sex, and all social interaction, which would be fine, except that i don't know how my house will get clean if i don't have a girlfriend, plus i only know how to buy food from apps, so yeah im kinda fucked, unless a really kind an special girl happens to me, would that be you?

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[elodieunderglass]

????????????? !!!!!!!

[elodieunderglass]

Tumblr is a place that will just show you, on your dash, yourself emoting eight years ago

And like, if you don’t normally notice usernames or date stamps, and don’t remember the post, then you go “I agree with that guy, definitely ‘?????!!!?’” But it’s you from 8 years ago

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Never apologise. Peer reviewed.

[elodieunderglass]

That’s lovely, and in my own case - it’s fine! Rueful, like most things from a long time ago, but fine. Although I’m more experienced now, I think it’s sweet that my core sense of humour - which is what is on display here - is the same. I come by it honestly and through great power. My sense of humour has moved myself and others. It’s gotten better, but the core joy and bewilderment is the same. Of course I’ve evolved - and become a moderately better person - but hey, most of the people who read my tumblr posts signed up because they like the flavour. To make pissy little remarks about the flavour being distinctive to my voice - well, sure, you can do that, but only if you want to insult people who like my voice. Better to have a voice than none. What a privilege to have a voice so clear it carries, and comes back to you. Who wouldn’t want to fuck their echo!

The real kick in the face is how 2017 was when my first child was born (I was in my twenties) and they’re almost nine now. This is why it is easy to do the math (remember how old child is = moderately easy math.) I don’t perceive myself as being that much older, but a child’s had their whole life.

You don’t get to know me as well as you think you do through tumblr, but considering how BLOODY much I’ve done and achieved, it’s been more than most. I mean, bloody hell! People go mad for less. Considering how much I’ve carried, I’m glad 2017 and 2025 Elodie can touch each other, and confirm the core values of my personality will (probably) always remain being silly and committing to the bit.

[dailycatsblog]

[ltwilliammowett]

This video depicts a moment that is nearly impossible to observe: a sperm whale surfacing with a giant squid clenched between its teeth. These predators hunt at depths exceeding 800 meters, where light does not penetrate, and only biosonar directs the pursuit. Consequently, clear surface images are exceedingly rare.

🎬: @lud_adventure

[strawbeary-moonlight]

This is, factually, the first footage of this that we have ever gotten. This has never been observed by a human being before in recorded history. The only reason we knew these whales ate those squids before was the beaks of the squids found in the stomachs of dead whales, and the battle scars on whales consistent with fighting giant squids.

My favorite thing about this clip is that, in the original uncropped footage, you can see her calf is right beside her, ascending from the depths along with her. Whale calves don't dive until they're taught by their mothers. It is very likely that this footage is of a mother whale teaching her calf to hunt on one of its very first dives.

When I saw this footage for the first time, I cried a little tbh.

[isaacsapphire]

Arising from the inky depths with a delicious giant squid snack… with mama.

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

[runcibility]

[dogpuppy]

[rzc11]