Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

Someday I'll ride off with her (OCC: @mainrayne)

[nightshift-hadley]

Hey. Everyone knows me as Thirteen, but you're free to call me whatever you want. This is a place where I can be myself and finally express my sapphic feelings. Communicating with colleagues is so hard for me, but I try my best. 

Contact me if you need anything, I can find time to answer them outside of work. If I don't answer: I'm either dead or asleep after another long shift. And which option is worse, huh.

(OOC: greetings, sarcastic thirteen account for fun roleplay interactions & Cuddy x Thirteen)

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'll call my contractor in the morning. In the meantime, I'll get you something to drink. You know, as a thanks for being such a good employee.

[nightshift-hadley]

I saw a movie that started exactly the same way. Something for adults. Probably something from the Saw series.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'm not intending to turn this into a horror movie. I just figured I'd hate for either of us to be alone while everyone else has dates.

[nightshift-hadley]

You are very picky in choosing your company. I am flattered.

[dean-cuddy]

What can I say? I enjoy the company of someone who's able to enjoy some downtime. It helps that you're a pretty face to look at.

[nightshift-hadley]

Wow, so this is a date after all. I knew it. It's a pity I didn't bring monopoly. I would like to buy your hospital and make you my housewife.

[dean-cuddy]

Okay, wow, uh... I'm not a housewife, even if I'm flattered by the fact that you'd want me to be for you. Though I guess it is a date. I've been considering it for a while.

[nightshift-hadley]

I can't shake the feeling that you hit me on the head when I ruined your carpet and now I'm in a coma. Otherwise I won't accept all the coincidences this evening.

[dean-cuddy]

Sometimes, good things happen, I guess. For what it's worth, the carpet is a hit with Rachel.

Either way, I guess I am asking you to be my date.

[nightshift-hadley]

You're lucky that you've always been at the top of my list of interests. If I see anything else with a yellow rat, I'll definitely buy it for Rachel...

[dean-cuddy]

I am, huh? Well, you're lucky that I've had my eye on you ever since you first came here. Something about you just took my attention.

[nightshift-hadley]

But I'm sure that what attracted me to you was… Uh... ehhhm... your big nose… Well, and you know other things... Big blue eyes... And no it's not like I look to the fairy tale of Little Red Riding Hood to choose compliments...

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'll call my contractor in the morning. In the meantime, I'll get you something to drink. You know, as a thanks for being such a good employee.

[nightshift-hadley]

I saw a movie that started exactly the same way. Something for adults. Probably something from the Saw series.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'm not intending to turn this into a horror movie. I just figured I'd hate for either of us to be alone while everyone else has dates.

[nightshift-hadley]

You are very picky in choosing your company. I am flattered.

[dean-cuddy]

What can I say? I enjoy the company of someone who's able to enjoy some downtime. It helps that you're a pretty face to look at.

[nightshift-hadley]

Wow, so this is a date after all. I knew it. It's a pity I didn't bring monopoly. I would like to buy your hospital and make you my housewife.

[dean-cuddy]

Okay, wow, uh... I'm not a housewife, even if I'm flattered by the fact that you'd want me to be for you. Though I guess it is a date. I've been considering it for a while.

[nightshift-hadley]

I can't shake the feeling that you hit me on the head when I ruined your carpet and now I'm in a coma. Otherwise I won't accept all the coincidences this evening.

[dean-cuddy]

Sometimes, good things happen, I guess. For what it's worth, the carpet is a hit with Rachel.

Either way, I guess I am asking you to be my date.

[nightshift-hadley]

You're lucky that you've always been at the top of my list of interests. If I see anything else with a yellow rat, I'll definitely buy it for Rachel...

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'll call my contractor in the morning. In the meantime, I'll get you something to drink. You know, as a thanks for being such a good employee.

[nightshift-hadley]

I saw a movie that started exactly the same way. Something for adults. Probably something from the Saw series.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'm not intending to turn this into a horror movie. I just figured I'd hate for either of us to be alone while everyone else has dates.

[nightshift-hadley]

You are very picky in choosing your company. I am flattered.

[dean-cuddy]

What can I say? I enjoy the company of someone who's able to enjoy some downtime. It helps that you're a pretty face to look at.

[nightshift-hadley]

Wow, so this is a date after all. I knew it. It's a pity I didn't bring monopoly. I would like to buy your hospital and make you my housewife.

[dean-cuddy]

Okay, wow, uh... I'm not a housewife, even if I'm flattered by the fact that you'd want me to be for you. Though I guess it is a date. I've been considering it for a while.

[nightshift-hadley]

I can't shake the feeling that you hit me on the head when I ruined your carpet and now I'm in a coma. Otherwise I won't accept all the coincidences this evening.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'll call my contractor in the morning. In the meantime, I'll get you something to drink. You know, as a thanks for being such a good employee.

[nightshift-hadley]

I saw a movie that started exactly the same way. Something for adults. Probably something from the Saw series.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'm not intending to turn this into a horror movie. I just figured I'd hate for either of us to be alone while everyone else has dates.

[nightshift-hadley]

You are very picky in choosing your company. I am flattered.

[dean-cuddy]

What can I say? I enjoy the company of someone who's able to enjoy some downtime. It helps that you're a pretty face to look at.

[nightshift-hadley]

Wow, so this is a date after all. I knew it. It's a pity I didn't bring monopoly. I would like to buy your hospital and make you my housewife.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'll call my contractor in the morning. In the meantime, I'll get you something to drink. You know, as a thanks for being such a good employee.

[nightshift-hadley]

I saw a movie that started exactly the same way. Something for adults. Probably something from the Saw series.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'm not intending to turn this into a horror movie. I just figured I'd hate for either of us to be alone while everyone else has dates.

[nightshift-hadley]

You are very picky in choosing your company. I am flattered.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[dean-cuddy]

Well, I'll call my contractor in the morning. In the meantime, I'll get you something to drink. You know, as a thanks for being such a good employee.

[nightshift-hadley]

I saw a movie that started exactly the same way. Something for adults. Probably something from the Saw series.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[dean-cuddy]

I'd hope you didn't rob it, and no, I'm not lowering any hair. What I can do is come to the front door like a normal and sane person.

[nightshift-hadley]

A door without a neon sign and a welcome mat. I would work on the design, otherwise it’s not so obvious.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[dean-cuddy]

No, I'm asking why you're under my bedroom window.

[nightshift-hadley]

Who do you think robbed the Louvre? Lower the hair down, Rapunzel.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[dean-cuddy]

I'm a little confused as to what you mean by that exactly, but I look forward to it.

[nightshift-hadley]

I'm under your bedroom window. Don't ask how I know where you live.

[nightshift-hadley]

Dr. Hadley,

I was wondering, if like me you don't have a date today, if you'd like to join me tonight.

No pressure.

(@dean-cuddy)

Of course! Now I'm ashamed that I didn't offer it to you first. Oh, these young shy people.

[nightshift-hadley]

Cuddy is hinting at something with her reblogs of Valentine's Day pics... Don't rush the horses, I still haven't gotten over the fact that she knows how to use a computer.

[dean-cuddy]

Excuse you, I'm not so old that I can't use a computer or a phone.

[nightshift-hadley]

You may look young, but you play Candy Crush, and I don't even want to ask what your max level is. Who are you trying to fool?

[dean-cuddy]

Myself, mostly. Once you get above 40, you take anything you can get.

[nightshift-hadley]

A young partner is just the thing for self-deception. I recommend.

[dean-cuddy]

Pffft, I doubt I'd find anyone younger than me who'd be interested. It'd be scandalous anyways.

[nightshift-hadley]

You don't know what young girls are capable of to earn the attention of women like you.

[nightshift-hadley]

Cuddy is hinting at something with her reblogs of Valentine's Day pics... Don't rush the horses, I still haven't gotten over the fact that she knows how to use a computer.

[dean-cuddy]

Excuse you, I'm not so old that I can't use a computer or a phone.

[nightshift-hadley]

You may look young, but you play Candy Crush, and I don't even want to ask what your max level is. Who are you trying to fool?

[dean-cuddy]

Myself, mostly. Once you get above 40, you take anything you can get.

[nightshift-hadley]

A young partner is just the thing for self-deception. I recommend.

[nightshift-hadley]

Cuddy is hinting at something with her reblogs of Valentine's Day pics... Don't rush the horses, I still haven't gotten over the fact that she knows how to use a computer.

[dean-cuddy]

Excuse you, I'm not so old that I can't use a computer or a phone.

[nightshift-hadley]

You may look young, but you play Candy Crush, and I don't even want to ask what your max level is. Who are you trying to fool?

[nightshift-hadley]

Cuddy is hinting at something with her reblogs of Valentine's Day pics... Don't rush the horses, I still haven't gotten over the fact that she knows how to use a computer.

[nightshift-hadley]

My hands started shaking as I held the coffee. I spilled it all right over the carpet in her office, had to roll it up and hide it in the closet. I'll bring this from home as a replacement. Do you think guys Cuddy will notice?

[dean-cuddy]

You did WHAT?

[nightshift-hadley]

I was just kidding, look, your carpet is safe and sound.

[dean-cuddy]

You better hope it is, re-carpeting is expensive.

[nightshift-hadley]

Well, yes, keeping a Pokemon in your office is an expensive pleasure. I will take care of him as my own child.

[dean-cuddy]

Rachel already loves this yellow rat enough, now I have to see it at work?

[sug4r-cook3is]

It's nota rat :(

[dean-cuddy]

A mouse, then.

[sug4r-cook3is]

Not mouse either

Cal him by his name :(

[dean-cuddy]

Uhh... What was it again? Pookie-chu?

[ann3i-j0y]

Pookie-chu.

Nice

You got yourself a nickname now

[dean-cuddy]

Please, God, no.

[ann3i-j0y]

Too late

[nightshift-hadley]

Wow, there's so much interest in this pik...pook... nevermind... I would have an auction, but unfortunately we are in the hospital, so we will have to play poker for it... big money...

[nightshift-hadley]

My hands started shaking as I held the coffee. I spilled it all right over the carpet in her office, had to roll it up and hide it in the closet. I'll bring this from home as a replacement. Do you think guys Cuddy will notice?

[dean-cuddy]

You did WHAT?

[nightshift-hadley]

I was just kidding, look, your carpet is safe and sound.

[dean-cuddy]

You better hope it is, re-carpeting is expensive.

[nightshift-hadley]

Well, yes, keeping a Pokemon in your office is an expensive pleasure. I will take care of him as my own child.

[dean-cuddy]

Rachel already loves this yellow rat enough, now I have to see it at work?

[nightshift-hadley]

Unfortunately. Just don't tell Rachel you're wipping your feet on him, or she'll have a teenage crisis much sooner. You can tell her that you're doing this to me, I won't be offended.