Night Vale Haiku

Silly and Terrible poems about Night Vale. Submissions welcome!

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Run towards a goal. Keep running. The goal won't just Stand there. Run faster!

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On the menu now, Barbecued dreams, side of hope Skewered emotions

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We behave only The way that we are programmed. Until we just stop

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The fastest way to Someone's heart is just right through The third and fourth rib

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Welcome to Night Vale, Where the dog park isn’t there, And the sun blisters.

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Listen to your heart. Go on, grab your heart and hear The steady slow beats

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There are those who hold Your fate in their hands. In their Many, many hands

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Seize the day, before It seizes you. Before the Secret Police calls.

[taekenbysurprise]

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Even Orlando Jones loves Night Vale Haiku.

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Where to now?

Oak doors closed tightly

a town back under true reign

Where do we go now?

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Interloper

Does returning him

to whence he came free him, then,

from a Smiling God?

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The Awakening

Please don't let this be

a prophecy for Cecil

No oceans await

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Sympathy for the Devil

Did Kevin also

make cassettes, intern, smile

before Strexcorp came?

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Episode 50

Distance is nothing. We've still got a good thing here-- Wherever "here" is.

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Oh, smile

A door stands open

light, light, an unending light

But is light goodness?

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Belong [Episode 49b]

Where do we belong?

A town? A humble home? Or

in our lover's hearts?

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Dana Cardinal

I always thought she

would look good in red.

Congrats, Mayor D!