We are normal.

Hello, I'm the Once-ler, but some people call me NV. I live in the Night Vale - a city of a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep, as Cecil phrased beautifully. I'll keep you updated on stuff going on around here. Feel free to ask me anything. The Lorax/Welcome To Night Vale ask blog M!A: NONE #nightvaleonceler

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hey, what are red dots for?

Red dots? ಠ_ಠ Oh! Those red dots! On the Dot Day you put red dots on what you love and blue ones on what you don’t. But please don’t mistake them with red flags. If a red flag is on something back away as fast as you can and don’t. look. back.

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Why is everything so PURPLE?

Hmm… I like purple *shrug*

Also it’s main colour of Night Vale which makes it even better c:

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-Is hit in the head by a small piece of balled up paper- what th- Yeah I wouldn't recommend coming outside, it's about to start dumping animals again soon.

Oh, sorry.

Is it? God damn, we have strange weather lately, don’t we? I mean, mouses and rats were okay, but I really don’t like when it’s raining cows and deers. It’s really dangerous.

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-throws paper balls at the window-

I'm bored. Maybe I could... go out?

......

No. No. No. Bad idea. Very bad idea.

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-sighs and walks up to the window-

-looks out-

Boring...

-view flickers and changes-

Oh? What?

That looks nice actually... Wait, no! Mountains do not exist. Hallucinations again.

Next.

ARGHHH! -falls back- DAMN!

-heavy breathing-

Oh my god. I'm not going near any library anytime soon...

....Whispering forest...?

                                                                                  you are beautiful, NV

                        y̺͖̟̳͢o̖u̥̱͢r̸ ͙ĺ̻i̹f̤͉̬e̱͓̬ ̥͓͉̦i̶̼͙͍̳ṣ̗͡ ̰g̴̹̹̹̖̹͈r̻e̕a̩̗͚ṱ͓͉̮̥͇͖

                                                                come join us                we love you

                                                        d͇͍̫͓̮̤͘ọn̖͉̣̤'̛͕͚̬̮̥͇t̗̯̯͇ ̺̩͉͖̜̮͜ͅb̫̜͖͡e̯ ̳̙̱ͅa̪͎̝f̰͎̜̘̘̮̱ŕ̙̞a̸̪͈̦̝̫i̶̫̩̦d̡̥̯̖͖̠͓͈

  Yes, that's what I need right now...

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"Looks like you're awake again. I suppose one can only, what is it... hibernate for so long?"

Oh, hey, it’s you again. Who said I was hibernating? :T People don’t hibernate… I guess…

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You may as well have been. I’ve even been through Nightvale once or twice and didn’t see hide nor hair of you.

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That's actually not very surprising. I don't go to the city much...

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"Looks like you're awake again. I suppose one can only, what is it... hibernate for so long?"

Oh, hey, it’s you again. Who said I was hibernating? :T People don’t hibernate… I guess…

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Well, count your lucky floating lights that you managed to avoid the Picnic... It was... *shudders* Well that makes at least two people secretly living in my home! Looks like I'm not as alone as I thought.

Yeah, I’ve seen it…

Heeey, you are never alone. Sheriff’s Secret Police is always somewhere near! c:

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When life gives you lemons, give it oranges in return and make it flicker out of existence.

Sweet revenge.

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-tries to imitate Cecil's voice-

It's absolutely safe, listeners! Hot oil can't hurt you! It's just like water, but a bit thicker. And we all know that water can't hurt us! It is good! We need water!

So don't be afraid to make your own delicious donuts. Let your fingers slip into this hot, hot liquid, while putting in a balls of dough! Enjoy your bit of careless fun!

-giggles- 

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I'm so glad our Cecil has returned! ...NV, how come you never ended up in the Company Picnic?

Yesss, me too! 8D I’m so happy I don’t know what to do with myself!

Well… I don’t really leave my flat. That wouldn’t be a problem for them, but fortunately this place is not fixed in space. It might be everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Maybe we live in the same house and you don’t even know it -wink wonk-

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Hahaaaaaaaa 8DDDD

Cecil is baaaaack~!!!

-throws some papers in the air and jumps around the flat-

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Slightly bored to be honest.

Cecil? Like- like- um, never mind... I'm Once-ler, but most people call me NV C: It's really nice to meet you.

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Hello

Hi there. C: How are you doing this fine day?

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Then what do you eat?

Well, I have a wardrobe full of oranges. They don’t seem to end…

They are really tasty, but sometimes make me flicker in and out of existence.

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Soooo.... you don't leave your flat, right?

Yes, that’s right.

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What do you think about Strex corp?

Uh… haha, well…. absolutely l-lovely company…

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Incredibly productive!

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And very friendly.

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It’s unfortunate that I can’t work for them.

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