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I feel like Sasuke asked for a DNA test just to make sure he was neglecting the right child

Not when those things're being passed around like crack in the 80s

Reblogging for the caption! Lmao like half-way through Shippuden muh fukkas was swapping body parts like Mr. Potato Head

usta1969

shaaknaa

@vaspider

bemusedlybespectacled

look at these kids

urami1080

@timeclonemike

@cinnamonazzy

golgezuktirah

sgdlr

me every time she speaks

Seriously Tumblr?

gotta love when spam bots take over your account on the sneak and message a shit ton of random people with a sus link... 😑😑😑😑 This site is literal garbage

nyctosaurid

can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart

nyctosaurid

(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)

What the FUCK CRAIG?!?!?

humblecabbagemerchant

are you just gonna leave out the fact that she lays eggs that contain random goodies? The child’s desperate, broken mind made something that could give them the supplies they needed, even if they didn’t know what it was.

adamsdoodles

It’s ok if you have a different opinion, but you should never send hate to others because of it!

justbadpuns

oh my god

moami

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

toomanyraccoons

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

imsobadatnicknames

How are you posting from 1971?

jakemorph

homie thought lil nas did country roads

sagihairius

I feel like someone punched me in the chest 4 different times

intpstyle

INTP Anime Aesthetic

Tired/Dead Eyes

(except when curious/engaged, then HUMONGOUS glowy eyes)

Sarcastic Smile

*sinister laugh*

Cleans up nicely, but is all about that Flip Flop and Oversized Shirt or Hoodie/ Crumpled suit, crooked tie and stubble Aesthetic™

Headphones

Sweater Paws

Often chibi-fied and/or represented as a cat

Triangle mouth

Teases everybody

“Tsk”

“Heeeh"

“Oi"

Oscillating somewhere between Tsundere, Himedere and Kuudere

Probably either very smol or very tol

Probably No. 1 in the whole school and probably has a straight-laced, studious rival who hates/loves them

I’m Not Good With People™

What are Feelings™

Oh shit, those are Feelings™

Put Them Away™

Optional: if they wear glasses, they 100% push them up with their middle finger and the glasses do the *ka-ching* glowy effect when they get serious

tsuwabuki

things that can stay dead: pedobear, loss.jpg, yaoi paddles, glomping

things that should come back: lolcats, nyoro~n :3c, you just lost the game

nikaestuffthings

nyoro~n is still part of my emjoi arsenal lol

But also f-you lmao

whitepeopletwitter

tchaikovskaya

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

thelatestkate

September 2019 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

sapphire-rosa

For everyone who needs this right now <3

raptorific

Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created