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Soft Bisexual™ main blog: ahsungwoon chandra • 19 • she/her icon creds to @mlm-farran!

[firesuns-archive]

like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other hungover 29 year olds, screenshot posts made by 16 year olds on tumblr who are funnier and smarter than i am and call it an article complete with my own byline, and finish off my day by getting drunk on camera and being paid to do it. that’s the fucking life babey

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[fuckyeahwierd]

[katiemcgrath]

(trump balloon is biodegradable)

[katiemcgrath]

Here’s the petition;

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/let-trump-baby-fly

[katiemcgrath]

They’ve checked the legality of it and there’s no legal precedent, no matter was the mayor of London says, to deny permission so I think it’s gonna happen. And they’ve already got the balloon

[katiemcgrath]

Woop!

[localstarboy]

Jaden Smith just woke my game up with this 😳

[nikifuckov]

AMERICA: Help us with #NetNeutrality !

EUROPE: Why?

AMERICA: SUPER IMPORTANT FOR US TO HAVE LIKE INTERNET FREEDOM AND SHIT.

EUROPE: Sure. Okay. We got ya.

THE WORLD: Us too.

*later*

EUROPE: Help us with article 11 and article 13 !

THE WORLD: Sure bro.

AMERICA: Why?

EUROPE: THEY ARE TRYING TO BAN FANDOM ! TAX LINKS. DESTROY THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT. BASICALLY INTERNET APOCALYPSE. JESUS IT IS SO BAD. SEND HELP. HOLY SHIT. SEND ALL THE HELP.

AMERICA: NEW PHONE. WHO DIS?

THE WORLD: ...

[yourehotcupcakke]

I still can’t believe he did that.

YOU CAN SAY HARRY IS A STRAIGHT LGBT SUPPORTER AS YOU WANT BUT THERE’S NO HETERO EXPLANATION FOR HARRY STYLES WRITING AND SINGING ABOUT HAVING FUN WITH BOYS

[theburialofstrawberries]

Cant believe that by 2048 tom holland will be typecast for action movies & my grandkids will think hes vaguely charming but corny & only my generation will remember the momentous cultural shift that occurred the moment he stepped out from behind those umbrellas in lipstick and thigh-high fishnet stockings. “Hey grandma wasn’t Tom Holland famous in your time too?” [me, vividly flashbacking to that time I declared on tumblr I’d sit on his face in spite of the frog] “Yeah”

[miacutie]

Voltron fandom:

[honestlyprettychill]

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[eggsaladstain]

my favorite thing about nailed it is the baking tips that just straight up roast the contestants

a cake made with only eggs, milk, oil and sugar is an omelette

[princessparadoxical]

The best thing about rewatching the first episode is the knowledge that Dirk’s “take control of your life and interesting things will happen, I guarantee it” leads to him having friends for an entire week before getting detective-napped halfway through an ice-cream sundae.

[astromot]

Visit Original Link

background music from windows xp installation. few people actually heard it, because it was set to play before the audio drivers were configured.

filepath: C:\Windows\system32\oobe\image­s\title.w­ma 

[corporateslut]

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Background music from the Windows XP installation (2001)

[quickweaves]

im mad this slaps

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

microhouse

[heatherwitch]

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

[flowerinaflame]

[imperaptorfuriosa]

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

[kyanmas]

[saeroses]

Jan is een gifmachine!