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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

letyourheartfly85

…..I’m sorry what?

thenatsdorf

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

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awesome-picz

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile ( part 1)

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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

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Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

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Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

enbyroses

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

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i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

ruinedchildhood

when he nut in your mouth for the first time

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When yo white friend mom asks you how the food tastes

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crap-userrname16

doublemooncrab

[laminated paper wobble noise]

crustluver

Scoliosis

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Me when someone puts ice down my shirt

awwcutepets

Highly successful honeybee

george-crowstanza

Absolutely off the shits

shermansky

Lost in the sauce

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in-pleasant-company

Ok this is funny

sword-and-nightingale

Yes

we-love-gaming

This implies that the person played the game for 8,492 hours, and then gave it a negative review. After doing that, they played the game for another 9,165.9 hours.