a thought so asinine

Nikki | 17 | ♌️ | ♀

[babyanimalgifs]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

[surprisebitch]

when u intentionally make a grammar/spelling mistake & someone corrects u

[tankaramo]

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

really wanna fall in love but mostly with myself

[thequintab]

Issa me, a real one

[awwdorables]

[michigatita]

[healingisneeded]

[pacificrim-archive]

Reggie about to be obliterated

[inkyxward]

you’re a fool if you think this could destroy reggie

[thebootydiaries]

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[bob-belcher]

Only in Florida would they have to instruct people not to file their guns at a hurricane.

[kingjaffejoffer]

aggressively american

[thighetician]

“Bullets come back, don’t shoot”

Earth’s defense is unfuckwithable

[screenshotsofdespair]

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[uneducatedharry]

someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

me:

[ferrantes]