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Go talk to Mordred about how good I am at cutting people out of my life He's a much better voice on the subject than I am.

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wow checking dw was a bad idea lol

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place very specific to-go order at work

they totally know who that's for XD

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And now, obscure pseudo-theology because I feel like it.

Discordianism is not a religion but a vaccine.

Discordianism is not a religion but a flower.

Discordianism is not a religion but the religion.

Discordianism is not a religion okay maybe it is.

Discordianism is not a religion butt.

Discordianism: I can’t believe it’s not religion!

Discordianism is not a religion but it will do.

Discordianism is not a religion but you’ll never prove it.

Discordianism is not a religion but neither is Christianity.

Discordianism is not a religion but you will still worship our Goddess in the end, I swear you will. Ha ha ha!

Discordianism is not a religion but don’t worry, be happy.

(via masksoferis)

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Discordianism is not a religion, it's a sandwich.

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Me: *talking about my fingers being swollen*

Demon: What did you do to your fingers

Me: I inherited a hereditary body malfunction called arthritis

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Mordred laughed so hard at a thing the other day I was at work and these two (white, middle age) dudes were standing by the door. I asked them if they'd been helped and they were like "Yeah unless you can help us get our friend out of the bathroom quicker" And I thought (but didn't say out loud) "Well, we could smoke him out like a wasp" And then I realized This is Texas, their friend was a white dude -- he was probably actually a wasp (in the, white anglo-saxon protestant, manner) There had to be at least twenty minutes afterwards where Mor just kept laughing and repeating, "he was actually a wasp though" over and over to himself

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Okay I know Gollum/Smeagol is like a ~bad~ ~example~ of ~multiplicity~ But I just When Smeagol gets excited about knowing the answer to Gollum's riddle we do shit like that all the time

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@Emily,

Well even so. Worst at council leader. Petition to impeach Saruman.

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Saruman is like the worst at his job

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There should be a d&d skill for just sort of pushing people into stuff in a way that's not really intimidation or diplomacy but somehow shit just pushes people the way you mean them to go Like what Gandalf does.

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Just Radagast Radagassssst Radagast

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Radagast is like a giant person-shaped conglomeration of mushrooms and other fungi I love it

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When Thorin is like "...ew, I touched an elf-blade..." Hahaha.

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Kind of want a binder But I feel bad about it because its partly "I just want to see what it's like"? (Although...... If I get one and find it doesn't do anything for me, I can always give it to someone who needs one? So hm. That makes me feel less bad. Idk.)

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Okay just one thing alright Where in Middle Earth is Thorin's blasted HARP?! :C I loved Thorin's harp in the book. It would make me so happy if they had included it.

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Making alternate arrangements when the person who was supposed to help me is hurting too much to do so isn't being angry or hateful It's knowing my shit needs to get done and not wanting to burden that person with a task theyre unable to complete Seems kind of just like a decent adult thing to do actually.

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Ron Weasley just got put on my "I hate you so hard I hope you die to death" list.