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The Time Travel event timeline!
Will be reblogged/edited with every 5 or so new additions!
EDIT: Posts set in the timeline will now be placed in order of when they happen, not when they were posted!
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Links to The Time Travel Event (Part 0 to 2!)
Part three will be kept here until completion.
Part 3 Point of No Return
Cole: MOTHER OF-!
The gang look at the front door in shock as Cole stops in. His shirt was gone and a clear set of hands were over his sunburnt tits.
Cole: I go and enjoy a nap outside for ONE DAY, and someone moved my umbrella and put their hands over my chest to do- this!!!
He motions to his chiseled chest sadly hued like Kai's signature color.
Zane: Why would someone leave their hands on your chest for a long period of time like that?
Lloyd: Wouldn't it make more sense to move your hands over your own chest?
Cole: I know someone used their hands instead of mine cause my arms were on my sides when I woke up, and I know only two people stupid enough to sit out in the sun doing this to me!
He points to Kai and Jay.
Cole: Which one of you convoluted cups of piña colada vandalized my temple!?
Jay: It wasn't me-
Kai: No nope, nah uh. Not me.
Cole: Then show me your hands.
Red and blue freeze... each lifting one hand to show. Both hands.... free of sun.
Cole: ...
Jay and Kai: .........
Cole: ... You're both safe... for now.
As the angry black ninja hobbled in fury to the closest bathroom (Zane follows to offer help spreading aloe vera on his poor skin), the others let out a small breath. Then look at Jay and Kai.
Nya: Lift your other hands.
Jay and Kai freeze, then lift them. Red skin like Cole's.
Lloyd: Why??
Jay: Uh- cause if one of us did it, then the other would lose credit.
Kai: And we decided if one of us got in trouble, we'd go down together.
Lloyd: ... So how bad is it.
Jay: It hurts, like really hurts.
Kai: I'm the Master of Fire, and I don't think I've felt this much pain in my life.
Nya: You deserve it.
Zane: Do you ever think-
Jay: No.
Kai: Absolutely not.
Cole: Not at all.
Lloyd: For the low low price of 4.99, you can have ONE coherent thought from me!
Pythor: Ah, it's so sad to look down on all the little people losing to me.
Lil'Loyd: Ohohohoohh- I know exactly where to kick you so you're back on the same level real quick.
Cole:
Cole:
Cole:
Cole's door swings open.
Kai: ARE YOU HAVING GAY THOUGHTS AGAIN.
Cole: AND WHAT IF I AM?
Kai: Are they about me?
Cole: No.
Kai:
Kai: THEN KNOCK IT OFF.
Update announcement soon
Jay: Ah! Ooh, my hand!
Jay: Cold- cold! I need-!
Jay slaps his hand over Zane's chest.
Jay, relieved: Ahhh... that's better...
Jay: Thanks, Za-
Jay looks to Zane, who is in near tears.
Zane: A-Are you saying I have a cold heart?
Jay: :ᗡ
Jay: Can I ask you a peenie-weenie little favor?
Wu: I am going to pretend you said nothing.
To the author.
So is the time travel thing discontinued
hiatus
Long ago
Before Time had a name
Jay: I tripped in the middle of the mall and Cole only heard me after, so I was on one knee when he saw me.
Jay: A crowd started forming around us, and they were really weird when Cole laughed at me and then helped me up.
Jay: They even clapped!
Lloyd: Do you think they maybe interpreted your trip as something else?
Jay: What? No, those guys were jerks!
Later...
Nya: Jay, why is everyone online saying you and Cole are getting married.
Jay, mouthful of burrito: Huh?
Kai: Hey, can you hold this hammer for me?
Cole: Sure?
Kai: Thanks man.
Nya, down the hall: WHO BROKE IT.
Cole:
Cole: Kai-
Cole: Kai, what did you do.
Kai: Oh no, I didn't do anything.
Cole looks at the hammer in his hand in horror.
Kai: You did.
Little Lloyd: Can I say a bad word?
Kai: No.
Little Lloyd: Aw....
Little Lloyd, turning to Nya: Can I say a bad word?
Nya: Sure.
Kai: NO.
Jay: I've been hired recently to be a professional idiot.
Kai: So all those years of practice really paid off, huh?
Jay:
Jay: What practice?
Jay, mortally wounded: Don't worry guys, I got plot armor.
Cole pours a palmful of trail mix in his hand.
Kai leans down and eats the mix, drooling a bit onto Cole's hand.
Cole is mid-laugh and cringing.
Cole: Can I threaten you with affection?
Zane: Please do!