Ni No Kuni Quotes

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Cassiopeia: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Cassiopeia: *sees Swaine shoving Drippy into the washing machine while Esther records and Oliver watches* Cassiopeia: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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Swaine: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Lofty: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Roland: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Lofty: I don't have time for their problems.

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Batu: I could kill you if I wanted. Bracken: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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Oliver: Must you always attack me with words? Drippy: Do you want me to use rocks?

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Roland: Hey, aren’t you Tani? Tani: You a cop? Roland: …No? Tani: Then yes, I am.

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Swaine: Remain CALM! *slaps Esther multiple times*

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Marcassin: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Drippy: Oh, that was all real. Marcassin: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Drippy: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

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Swaine: *At Oliver’s funeral* We’re burying a great person today Drippy, shocked: Did someone else die?

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Tani: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Roland: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Tani: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat.

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Roland: Leander and I are having a baby. Evan: That's gre- Roland, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Tani: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Bracken: It’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* Drippy: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. Cassiopeia: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. Swaine: if you want information, it is. Oliver: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Oliver: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Cassiopeia: Literally or figuratively? Oliver: I have to specify?

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Swaine: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Esther: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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Batu: Are you this rude to everyone?! Bracken: Yup. Bracken: Don't think you're special.

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Oliver: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Swaine: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!