prepare to lose your nips

[niphogvs]

4,000 minions.

the sight of the minions sends the nip hog into a blind rage. the bloodshed is legendary

[niphogvs]

Elmer

his fruist cannot protect him now

[niphogvs]

Rasputin

rasputin is long dead making this a very easy fight for the nip hog

[niphogvs]

Dongal Trump

the nip hog will decimate the trunt man but will not take his nipples. there are some things so vile even the nip hog doesn't want them

[niphogvs]

Hentai Hank

Whoever this hentai hank motherfucker is, there is actually no scenario where he can beat the nip hog in a fight.

[niphogvs]

an anime girl with no nipples,

the nip hog destroys all anime titties

[niphogvs]

A landmine that looks like a nipple.

the nip hog steals the landmine and has a new weapon added to its arsenal

[niphogvs]

The elder god that created nipples.

The nip hog would win no fucking contest here. Im starting to think you dont understand how the nip hog functions

[niphogvs]

Danny Sexbang

Danny is a simple mortal, there is no way the nip hog is losing this fight

[niphogvs]

No it would be tumblr user Grampyre.

oh, sorry grampyre but you’re getting wrecked here, your past sins have come back to kick your ass and steal your nips

[niphogvs]

A vampire that is also a grandfather.

Wait is this just Dio again?

[niphogvs]

Someone that drinks urine for fun.

I dont see how that would give them any advantage in a fight the nip hog would still win.

[niphogvs]

30 bards one has the strength of a ghost pepper while the other 29 have the strength of a bell pepper.

the nip hog would slaughter them no fucking question

[niphogvs]

DIO

this one could go both ways, but I think the nip hog has the advantage here due to its eldritch flesh manipulation powers and the fact that it has no known physical weakness. but Im gonna put that to the side for a moment to tell you to consider this. in theory, dio could turn the nip hog. and it would become a vampire nip hog, and i dont even want to think about that.

[a-nice-frog]

“free the nipple” sounds like something a bunch of goblins would chant in an arena before unleashing a horrible beast called The Nipple on their captives

[titleknown]

The true natural enemy of the Nip Hog.

[niphogvs]

listen pal. I don't think you get it. The Nip Hog’s whole thing is that it gets rid of nipples. The Nipple wouldn’t even stand a change.

[niphogvs]

A dragon

the nip hog would win on account of dragons not being real

[niphogvs]

jarsandbuckets100:

mossvendor100:

What Is The

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Believes To Be Uses To Feed Mammalian Children

the nip hog steals the nipple