lemony yogurt pancakes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Peter Solarz
KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
🪼
taylor price
No title available
No title available

shark vs the universe

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Product Placement
Cosmic Funnies
d e v o n
No title available

titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day

seen from Switzerland
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from Chile

seen from France
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Australia
@nnhlemonsyes
lemony yogurt pancakes
yes
Lemongrab hehe
Heavily inspired by this piece, and this song
@implausiblynaive x
OH, the door was open! That meant he could go inside; that is exactly what it meant. ”MMn...you're excused.” Lemongrab pushed his way past Morty and followed his nose to the kitchen. He had a great sense of smell, of course. He mumbled to himself as he opened the fridge and began to go through the contents.
—-)
“Bl-blasphemy!! Blasphemy I say! You can never – be me there is only one Lemongrab!!!” he yelled at the other he disapproved of this it was freaking him out. There had better be a good explanation for all of this. “ I am me —- you are not me because YOU ARE YOU AND ME!!!” This was all so very muddled to him. What was the best thing to do? Should he tell — the Princess?
“NO NO NO —- this cannot beEEEEE.” He stepped back from the other just a few feet away from him.
“ THIS IS…. THISS IS —-”
“I agree wholeheartedly! There is only one of ME!” The Earl emphasized this by pointing at himself, right on the chest. He wanted to scream, yell, cry; just like he usually would once he encountered something he didn’t understand. But Finn had taught him better than that; he just needed to take a breath and step back for a moment to think. He ran his hands down his face, groaning in frustration. “GHhrrhh..”
Two of him, how was it possible? Was it allowed? Who would allow such a thing? “It is something.........something.....”
—-)
@nnhlemonsyes
“Wha-what is this trickery? —-
Hmmm….hnnnnggggggggg AHhhhhhhh AHHHH”
He’s going to freak out now.
Trickery indeed. Lemongrab had never seen another candy person like himself before, much less one that resembled him to a T!! “What is this...” He waved his hand about, testing to see if perhaps he was standing in front of a mirror-- but no...this was no mere reflection!
“WHO ARE YOU? You cannot be ME! I’m..mmnn...me.” He sounded a bit dejected for whatever reason.
@finncomet replied to your post: scream in there ears
YOu’ve READ MY MIND YET AGAIN FINN HUMAN
“Haters will hear me-- ...they’ll hear me!!”
“100 years!?” She took a few steps back, flailing her arms now in the manner Lemongrab was before. If it meant distress, she figured it was a good thing to mimic! “That’s a long time! I don’t know if I live for 100 years!!”
“Well then, I suppose your prison time can be considered a....LIFE SENTENCE!” The Earl really needed to invest in some handcuffs or other restraints, because at this point he simply relied on the trespassers to listen to him when he ordered them to follow him into the dungeon.
“Now come along, to the dungeon. MMm it will not take long. Getting there.”
[drpetrikov][@ in post please] “Uhhh, a garden party?”
@drpetrikov
“Aha, yes, of course! It will be wonderful!” Lemongrab had plans, OH the plans he had! The decorations would be so glorious that it would attract people from all corners of Ooo. He cleared his throat and presented Simon with an (obviously) handmade banner. The penmanship was sloppy, and the paint on it was still dripping, but Lemongrab still seemed proud of it.
“And you will be attending.” That wasn’t a question.
“Frustration..mmn....humiliation...”
Monster Factory - My 2 Dads² Sentence Starters
“It’s like you can see the inside of his eyeballs!”
“You look like a cool guy I can be friends with.”
“Oh, wait a second; you’re a sunfish.”
“I come for you in the dreaming hours.”
“HI, I’M DARK VADER!”
“Hi, I’m Dark Vader, and I’m a Star Wars!”
“Uhhh, a garden party?”
“It’s baseball time, boyos.”
“Little juicy butt-meat.”
“[Character], this is our child we’re talking about.”
“Oh my God, his chin goes inside him!”
“Play your cards right and it’ll go inside you, too!”
“Why would anybody want that?!”
“This is my son, Random Boy!”
“I feel like his son has a job.”
“Let me see that suit!”
“Hey dad, I’m headed out to Wall Street.”
*laughing* “Look at that beast of a man!”
“But I do wanna make him gigantic.”
“Why are you wearing sunglasses to sleep, sir?”
“New Chinsburg: the country where everyone’s chin is gigantic.”
“Oh my God, what have we done?”
“Look at these two monstrosities, how could they ever hate each other?”
“If you think about it he has a third dad, and it’s you.”
“Because two squared is three.”
“I forgot that we were gonna watch everyone use the bathroom.”
“It’s my favorite breakfast time treat!”
“I’m going to snarf this down and play a beautiful concerto.”
“And I think [character]’s just going to keep eating burgers until he dies.”
“What do you want? Go chat with your kids!”
“Go do a kid chat!”
“We’re monitoring your internet activity.”
“What would really help cement this relationship is a foil-stamped Charizard from Series 3.”
“How’s my burger boy doing?”
“You’ve been alive for one day, I think you’ve earned it!”
*singing* “Here I go to school, I got my face cream on! And I vanish like a ghost!”
*singing* “Amber is the color of your energy!”
“OH GOD, LET ME DIE!”
“No, you have not earned bathroom privileges.”
*singing* “You just call on me brother, I’ll mop up your piss!”
“Ah, piss!”
“Hey, mind if I tickle the ivories for the first time in my life?”
“Just walk home, you can’t afford the Uber.”
“Oh, I hate kids!”
“[Character], did you happen to watch Drake & Josh this week?”
“It’s been a while, old friend.”
“What is going on in this house?”
“If he dies, I’ll delete my computer.”
“Oh, no, don’t piss your pants here.”
“He’s crying as he pumps!”
“I give this family two out of two dads.”