#implausiblynaive

[floweremojifound]

@implausiblynaive 🥞

"MORTY! A new breakfast place opened up in town!! AND they make bear shaped pancakes. They look SO cute!!" Ah, so this is what she was so excited about! ....After a moment she remembered to stop rattling him.

"OOPS. Sorry." Apologetically, she brushed him off.

[advnterccs-archive]

@implausiblynaive has encountered a drunk Rick || S.C

At the work bench, Rick worked on a device. His eyes unfocused, hands hastily messing around with the inner workings. He's mumbling to himself, angrily and glaring down at the task. "---Gonna - gonna fucking kill all of them, I-I don't give a fuck." Is whispered under his breath.

[animatedxdisaster]

@implausiblynaive​​ asked for Summer!

“MORTY DIDN’T YOU ALREADY do the whole ‘no soul’ thing with grandpa Rick with the whole detox thing?”

[the-trxangle-guy]

@implausiblynaive​ [Cont. from X]

“PERFECT! I JUST NEED YOU  TO SIGN SOME PAPERS FIRST! MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THIS OFFICIAL, RIGHT?” Really it was more for the demon’s sake. The more binding the deal the harder it would be for any third party to steal it back. Even so, the triangle materialized a parchment and a quill pen for the nervous kid. Does he even have enough energy to sign it?

[betterthanmorty]

morticia be like “i hate morty” and then secretly stops by his dimension once a week to make sure he’s still alive

[smithandsmith]

“MORTY!”  It’s WONDERFUL seeing his grandson again!  “You’ll never believe it-- it’s an amazing thing!”  Leonard drops his suitcases on the floor at Morty’s feet.  “We’re here to stay ‘till the new year!”

[rosadiaboli]

@implausiblynaive​ 💖’d

“You are a child.”

[dehorned]

In which Hellboy nonchalantly agrees to take a selfie with these two weirdos because he’s Cool with It™️ but oops, the camera’s wonky - ( based here  for @implausiblynaive​ & @therealricksanchezpleasestandup )