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trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@no-thanks-bro
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I’ve fallen for the #primehood propaganda
Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that
INCREDIBLE response
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doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)
At the local hamburger shop and they yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles
shoots you with my cupid arrow but you lowkey die
i want your things in my room
Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever
Wesker is once again flashing his cleavage in the workplace
A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.
And me.
My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking
lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked