MY DATING LIFE AT THE MOMENT
IT’S LIKE:
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MY DATING LIFE AT THE MOMENT
IT’S LIKE:
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
babies are so dumb
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
obama won sex
romney lost sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
monday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena
this burning desire is turning me to sin
I had a health concern and I googled it and turns out I have several types of cancer
And AIDS, a fungal infection, and gastroenteritis.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
when a hot guy is wearing sweatpants and you can see his dick outline