[vintageluxe]

nuevo estilo

[quasibot]

So yesterday i was babysitting a 6yr old named Kendra and while she was eating her after school snack she turns and stares at me then whispers, "i enjoy pooping," and went right back to eating

[quasibot]

5 yr boy i nanny: Ms. Danyelle, i want you to get married. Me: Me too Kid: I wanna marry you Me: No thanks.

[quasibot]

Ser Terday i wernt ter this Perty, IT wers Fern! I mert this geyr ernd i serd heyr youwannabemah sugerderddy ernd he serd yer ernd ermagerd i tertally herv a suggerderddy ner. erm lerk tertally harppeh

stop. it. 

[quasibot]

2013 actually wasn't so bad.

-I lived and interned in Washington D.C. as my last semester in college and met some really amazing people!

-I graduated with a BA in Political Science. (without honors or a job but I FUCKING DID IT!) 4.5 years of thinking I wasn't going to make it to the end and i did. so. SNAPS to me and the rest of the classes of 2013. 

-I got a car. A navy convertible VW buggie that pretty much screams my name. It's small, round, girly and adorable which is me to a T. 

-The Doctor Who Fandom invaded my soul and I'm TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!!!

-I get to see my sisters more often and see them take step in their life to help them achieve their goals. 

- I'm renovating my room all on my own with affordable- boho- DIY projects and so far so good!

- I actually lost weight and started treating my body better. (still a work in progress)

-And I got a really cute haircut that fits style and personality. 

By no means was this year perfect but it was pretty damn great in the grand scheme of life and that's worth celebrating. 

2014 please be great!

[everythingcanbenothing]

Remember yourself as a little girl; she is counting on you to protect her.

(via vicodinfairie)

[believed]

everyone stop being mean

look at this dog

he thinks this whole parade is his parade

what a happy lil pup

[quasibot]

Happy Birthday to my little Baibee. My 12 yr old puppy 💗😂😍👑

[fixtheworldup]

DIY Giant Crepe Paper Roses | Studio DIY®

[btwfoundation]

my grandparent’s 60th wedding anniversary. my grandfather had alzheimer’s. he didn’t remember his children, his home or anything else, but as bad as it got, whenever he saw my grandmother he would say, ‘look at my beautiful wife!’”

[skinnnn-ylove]

this is beautiful

[4gifs]

[strep-uberisface-deactivated201]

FALL IS COMING.

[aloeveh-deactivated20150328]

[humansofnewyork]

"What was the happiest moment of your life?" “Europe in the summer of 1959.” “What happened there?” “I was nineteen. I’d just lost 100 pounds and had a whole new set of clothes. I toured Paris and Rome and everyone was paying me so much attention. They were even asking for my photograph! Of course inside I still felt like an awkward, overweight girl. It was all so overwhelming and wonderful!” “Why’d you go to Europe?” “To have sex, of course. And I did! I was the first in my whole group of friends. I came home and told everyone that I’d done it with a charming Frenchman. In reality it was some creepy dude from Chicago.”

[quasibot]

This dog. She thinks she's cute. Waking people up at 5am on a sunday for water then not even drinking it. You're not cute. #okmaybealilttlecute

[quasibot]

[spacebabyjai]

My sister sings Mileys new song like ” I came in like a Rainbow” instead of ” I Came in like a Wrecking Ball”….now she has me singing it like that 

[quasibot]

YOUR WELCOME!!!!! My version is better. 

[humansofnewyork]

"They call me Cat Man. I’ve normally got about three or four kittens in my jacket with me. There’s this empty lot in Brooklyn where this one cat keeps pumping out ten kittens every three months. She just won’t stop. She’s some sort of super cat. I carry them around and sell them for about $40 apiece."