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@noahwarwick
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Shh, I am sane. I only talk to Wednesday like she’s a human most of the time.
I’m wild about you too, handsome, but you already know that.
More like she's your daughter, but that's not that strange, babe.
Never gonna get tired of hearing it though.
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Video games trump people always.
Well, not always. There's a kitten in my lap who makes damn sure she gets attention whether I'm trying to survive a post-apocalypse or not.
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YOU DO EXIST!
I am just teasing, I know all about you and your….nether regions.
Uh... well, it's always nice to be talked about... though I didn't expect that level of detail...
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See and now people know that I’m sane and actually have a boyfriend who’s wild about me.
I don't think sane is on the menu for any of us. But, I'm definitely wild for you, beautiful. Wild like a pokemon in tall grass.
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I've been called away from playing 'Last of Us' to prove I exist.
Our kittens will be the cutest kittens on the block.
I demand a Meowth Vader costume for one.
Toy Story: Kitten Edition
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I'm already a taken teddy bear and dedicated cuddlemonster, sorry.
If sexy were an Oreo, you would be double stuffed.
For a second there, I read that as a lot dirtier than it was.
That is literally the stupidest reason not to fear someone that I have ever heard.
Then you obviously don't speak sarcasm. Congratulations. Goodnight.
Well re-direct your anger slugger. I’m not even gonna be there. And if I were you, I wouldn’t fuck with Dem. He’s killed people and he won’t hesitate to end you too. Also, don’t interrupt my conversation again you twat.
I'm not afraid with anyone that shares the first three letters of their name with Demi Lovato. Second, fucking try and stop me. If you want to have a conversation, do it privately you dramatic piece of shit.
Technically I didn’t barge in, he opened the door for me. And I’m not even the one doing it so why don’t you get your goddamn facts straight before you start running your mouth, mate.
You're the one that said you had a plan to discuss. Don't try to twist shit, dude. I don't know you, you don't know me. But, I will knock the ever loving fuck out of anyone that touches Julian.
I’m sorry, was I fucking talking to you?
No, you weren't. But, you like to barge in fucking rooms and threaten people. So I can barge in on a conversation and ask you to back off.
I appreciate that. I don’t wanna be covered in blood. Just so you know I’m not gonna be there. I’ve got a date with Reed that night and we’re going somewhere else. But Shane still wants in on this.
How about you all back the fuck off. That sounds like a plan.
Collecting these because no one understands their genius. They make me want to go to school. Ps please don’t change the source!
I’m tinier, so obviously I’m stealthier and quicker.
Whatever you say, babe.
Lots and lots. So much so I’ll take you out to dinner again.
I love you too. Very much. But, once is one thing. We'll see if you can beat me to the check again.
