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Hi hot tip, I do follow from a vanilla main so like,, if that's An Issue, y'all can dm me for the name of my main blog and I'll give it to you
Anyway the boyf is getting me into rd/r2 and I feel like someone discovering cheese for the first time LMAO
making out with someone while literally harboring a cold from hell is so hot to me. like, i can imagine the sickie gasping into their lover's mouth mid-kiss and then turning away just slightly to sneeze into the open air (and spraying their lover a little as well). their lover blessing them while kissing them. the kisses turning wet and sloppy because the sickie's nose is running like mad and they have no way of wiping it. the sickie accidentally sneezing against their lover's jaw or neck or something. yeah...
me writing a story about a grown man so sick he's reduced to tears
coughing-related hurt/comfort is extremely underrepresented. more gentle, soothing coaching. more "get it all out." more backrubs and back pats. more attempts to get a sip of tea or water in there inbetween the wheeze of it all. more deeply undignified sounds, responded to with care and the unfazed expectation of witnessing the melodrama that comes with being the owner of a body.
god I hate this place sometimes
just seen multiple posts about someone saying they’re rlly sick/have been for weeks & still were around people & “didn’t know” what was wrong w them
like bro you probably have covid fuck you get out of kink spaces
it’s always ‘sneezing into a woman’s cleavage’ this, or ‘sneezing onto a woman’s chest’ that. where are my big breasted brothers, bro? i want more some more man titties, dude.
Okay but there's something about the sick person being discussed in third person, right?
"He's not well enough for that!"
"Fuck, she's burning up."
"Wow, he's, like, proper sick."
"In case you hadn't noticed, she's actually really ill. She should be in bed!"
"Hm, he definitely has a temperature."
Bonus points if it's followed by the sickie (grumpily) going "I can hear you, you know".
🥰🥰🥰
Someone grabbing a tissue or handkerchief for their sick partner before sneezing into it themself, because now they’re coming down with the same thing their partner has. 🫠
hey let’s talk about a soft “oh, bless you baby”
someone who’s been slogging through a nasty head cold when their body decides it’s had enough and wallops them with a migraine. they take their rescue medication but it’s too little, too late; triggered by the pressure in their sinuses and their own lack of food and sleep, they go down hard. their nose plugs tighter. they’re dizzy and everything from their ears to their eyes to their teeth pounds and throbs. their own constant thick sniffling and the start of a phlegmy cough hurt their ears, and their sneezing is pure hell; it tears up their throat, shoots pain through their entire head and neck, and leaves them reeling and disoriented. blowing their chapped, red nose is a pitifully painful affair. their eyes swell and water. they lay in bed in the quiet dark, dosed on half their medicine cabinet between the cold and flu and anti-migraine medications, and even the pillows hurt. they’re too stuffed up for a good sleep, forced to breathe through their chapped lips, and their snoring irritates their head and throat even more. ice packs and heating pads caress their head and body. nothing is helping.
someone trying to dodge a cold/illness going around in close quarters when almost everyone but them is sick.
big rough man fucking you into the mattress and sneezing his absolutely sloppy, wet cold down your back. happy thursday btw.
forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
big rough man fucking you into the mattress and sneezing his absolutely sloppy, wet cold down your back. happy thursday btw.
when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half
forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
