Kay

i honestly spend more time on twitter but fuck elon musk

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Not surprised hypnotism worked on will graham he has the mind strength of wet paper

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before & after

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All of us rn

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I just finished watching Beastars and I can only think of that comic where a guy loved eating eggs but then he started dating a chicken and couldn’t eat eggs anymore. I could not tell you what it was called or how it ended

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I just learned how to crochet today and It’s now 4 am I’ve been crocheting for 7 hours straight.

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Ahh yes the four trywives

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Deja vu is just a mental sneeze

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Concept: MLA9 has no conclusions

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Me: :(

Bread: 🥖

Me: :)

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Mom: if you take a nap now, you’ll never get to sleep tonight

Me:

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Every time I see a “road work ahead” sign I HAVE TO say “uh yeah I sure hope it does” and it’s gotten so bad that I’m starting to annoy myself

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Concept

Tops: scoop chips in dip

Bottoms: dip chips in dip

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Caillou’s Unexpectedly Intimidating Height Has Twitter Shook

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Hmm maybe it’s a tad biased

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Are y’all ever in a Mood™ and you don’t want to listen to your music because you don’t want the songs you love to be soured?

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It’s raining it’s pouring

The old man is snoring

He went to bed and bumped his head and

FUCKING DIED HOW IS THIS A KIDS SONG

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Greys anatomy season 15 episode 19. So powerful and important