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Gay dude at a bar: Did it hurt when you fell?

Hawks: From heaven? Look, pal, I know you're into me, but-

Gay dude: No, I mean, did it hurt when you fell while walking. I saw that you slipped and you just laid there on the floor for like, ten minutes.

Hawks: …

Iida, calling out from the back: We all saw that!

not-so-accurate-villains

Aizawa: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, what would be your state?

Melissa: Sober

Dabi: Maybe a bit tipsy

All Might: Drunk

Izuku: WaSTEd

Hawks and Endeavor, in unison: Dead

kotilae

Present Mic was never allowed in that pet store ever again.

(Don’t worry, the bird only fainted.)

treygotguap

kcdworld

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

softened-hearts

This is a group of friends who know youre dating a bad dude so are willing to drop everything and lie if it means protecting you, not remotely “oh haha its because u cheatin”

And clearly they’re not far off the mark if he’s going through her phone and doing these kinds of “tests” to uncover and instigate shit

rad-and-i-dont-stop

^^^

bbq-hawks-wings

If this isn't in the official localization somewhere I'm gonna riot.

wildragon

I like to imagine Hawks makes Endeavor angry for fun.

stygian-trials

ATTENTION RABBITS

YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE.

YOU CAN IGNORE THIS MESSAGE, AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES, OR YOU CAN TAKE A RISK THAT WILL FOREVER CHANGE YOUR LIVES.

CLICKING THE LINK BELOW WILL MEAN PUTTING YOUR FATE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS, ENTERING YOURSELVES INTO A TOURNAMENT OF SORTS.

WINNING THIS TOURNAMENT WILL GRANT YOU ENTERNAL GLORY AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE AMONG THE BEST OF YOUR SPECIES.

FAILURE WILL MEAN THAT YOUR MEDIOCRITY WILL NO LONGER BE A BURDEN ON THOSE AROUND YOU.

MAKE YOUR CHOICE NOW.

TICK TOCK RABBITS

YOURS.

https://forms.gle/47hKDDHysBUduqoh8

TICK TOCK RABBITS...

niggazinmoscow

stay--jazzy

My Dungons and dragons character Tali.

High elf, ranger.

journalofthedead-deactivated202

So amazing!

tomatospam

this whole episode snorted weed and smoked crack

dark-and-co

New idea for the next Unus Annus video:

Mark and Ethan wearing one of those and trying to go to normal places like the supermarket:

lonely-bunbun

Mark: Your face, Ethan. Hand it over.

failedclone

Ethan finally got 1 million today boys!!!

razzled9

Al’s way of Dealing

quality-charlastor

Bro this is my way of dealing I feel fucking called out

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD