i forgot how much i missed escorting, i just booked 5 dates and if they all pull through that’s $5,000 before the week ends.

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i forgot how much i missed escorting, i just booked 5 dates and if they all pull through that’s $5,000 before the week ends.
Also: I don’t want to exist but am afraid to die
Felt like a bad binch might delete later
FUCK DELETING BITCH I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!
Reblog to have positive day and get the job of your dreams
❤️
I want those “sitting on my balcony knowing that my life is set” kinda vibes
Soon come…
One day , I’m claiming it
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
reassurance isn’t the same when you have to ask for it.
It’s important to understand how your partner likes to be loved
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.
I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!
Let’s go 10 of Pentacles. 🖤🌙
Please bless me Ten of Pentacles 💕
My tax returns are supposed to come in tomorrow. Ten of Pentacles, please see it through 🖤
Just took baby snake to the vet… and could really use that money back 🖤
Like I always find this hilarious because this is what happens every single time. Black people a movie about themselves and white people lose their shit. Asian people make a movie about themselves and white people lose their shit. Gay people make a movie about themselves and straight people lose their shit.
Can you guys make up your minds? do you want us to make our own stories or not?
reblog for good things to happen to you
the universe will listen
Plz
Faithful 😌
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
honestly
i think it’s time to dip back into the bowl 😌 i’ve been out for about 2 years now but i think i’m ready.
Great Moments in Black History
Redman’s cousin sleeping on the floor during his MTV Cribs segment.
When Gucci Mane was asked if he was inebriated in court and answered with “Bitch I might be”
when ODB went on stage during the GRAMMYS and said “Wu tang is for the children”
Nicki Minaj calling out Miley Cyrus on national television giving us the iconic “ Miley, what’s good ”
When Kanye took the mic from Taylor Swift
When Destiny’s Child announced they were getting back together on Oprah
When Snoop Dogg asked the East coast about love for the West Coast
When Dave Chapelle shot a slavemaster on cable television.
when common called drake Canada Dry
When Diana Ross jiggled lil Kim tit …
To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!
When ODB rolled up to the welfare office in a limousine
When Rick James told that white bitch from backstage who he was on TV
When YG showed up in a bulletproof vest and cut off pants
Whitney Houston trolling Diane Sawyer about her personal life for two solid hours “I ain’t telling you”
When “Bobby Bitch” dropped
Kanye saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people on live tv
When Jesse Williams got on the BET Awards and dragged every white person by their follicles and some black people too.
Monique letting Beyoncé know that big girls can “uh oh” too
When Django blew up the candy land plantation
Beyoncé 2016 SuperBowl performance
Annalise Keating getting a sew-in on national TV by Mary J. Blige is honestly the blackest thing I’ve ever seen…
Grace Jones being pulled by white dudes in her chariot in Boomerang.
When A.I. stepped over Lue
When Frozone was put in his place by his wife even though he needs to help save the world.
Vince Carter dunk over Frédéric Weis in the Olympics
When Eddie Murphy dropped RAW, currently the #1 box office stand-up of all times.
When Michel Jackson said “he was not the father”
Reblog for the culture
When Left Eye showed Andre who the fuck she was!
When Cissy Houston was side eyeing the hell out of Aretha
When Ray J threatened Fabolous on Hot 97
I’m crying.
When Patti Labelle told that white woman on the Tyra banks show she doesn’t eat paper boo
When Gucci mane aka big guwop exposed Angela Yee for her thot antics live on the breakfast club
When Randy Watson showed Whitney how the song is really sung
When Tupac and Snoop Dogg preformed at Cochella
When Rick James told ol’ girl who he was at the BET Awards.
When Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj to her grave
When A.I put the reporters on blast for talking about practice
when Rihanna threw that stack of cash at Stephen Hill the BET Awards
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
all of it!
When they announced the Black Panther movie with an ALL BLACK cast
Angela Basset burning her husbands shit in Waiting To Exhale
When Tommie Smith and John Carlos had to shut that shit down at the Olympics
Nuff said
If anybody wants to know about black culture, refer them back to this post #ForTheCulture
when cam’ron went on fox news, got bill o’reilly mad af and said “u maaaaaad” and called him doggy lmao
Beyoncé performing at Coachella being the first black woman to headline and closes that sentence w. A “ain’t that bout a bitch”
Some gems on here
Ray J got at Fab on Power 105.1*
Aretha’s entire funeral
The night Tupac ran into Bone Thugs at a awards show and my nigga Bizzy had on a shower cap
this happen at the Source awards on the same night the East Coast - West Coast beef started and it was all televised. Gotta be one of the blackest nights ever.
When bbq Becky called the police on black people trying to grill in Oakland and shortly thereafter they threw a big ass BBQing while black cookout with memes of her on t shirts
My boy miles hitting the big screen
i wanna scream
i’m so broken that i wish i was dead. 😫
Me being gay on the Internet: GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS I’M SO GAY LET ME KISS GIRLS I WILL TALK TO GIRLS AND MAKE A FIRST MOVE I WANT A GF I WILL GET THAT GIRL
Me being gay irl: *sees a cute girl*
Me: *dies*
Celebratory dinner with @jnc-ink - Met him on Tumblr, slid into the DMs… Now, we gettin’ married! Wow! Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him ♡♡♡
…and then, we couldn’t wait so we eloped 10.14.16
Finally took some wedding photos🤗😍🤗❤
This is beautiful
Awwwww OMG
A few updates since the last time this post was updated:
° We celebrated our first wedding anniversary
° We found out we were pregnant
° .. found out it was TWINS
° Had some maternity pics taken
° Welcomed our SUNS (Reinhardt and Houston) June 2018
This just keeps getting better!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Just beautiful
Omfg how perfect
I am in LOVE with everything about this post
😍💓💞
3-month old SUNS 💙💙💙
This is the only Tumblr story that matters.
Omg all the love Ariana is getting from other celebs n actors from the movies she featured in thank u next is so cute
This is the best possible way for 2018 to end.