Sophisticated Thotie 💋

Twenty-four years old, a Chicago native but I bounce around a bit, brat is my middle name, meaning spoiled must be my first...

[brownsugarempress]

i forgot how much i missed escorting, i just booked 5 dates and if they all pull through that’s $5,000 before the week ends.

[anxietyproblem]

[newtoneudora]

Also: I don’t want to exist but am afraid to die

[cosmic-noir]

Felt like a bad binch might delete later

[cosmic-noir]

FUCK DELETING BITCH I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!

[cosmic-noir]

Reblog to have positive day and get the job of your dreams

❤️

[therosethtsmokesclouds-deactiva]

I want those “sitting on my balcony knowing that my life is set” kinda vibes

Soon come…

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

One day , I’m claiming it

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

[aidashakur]

reassurance isn’t the same when you have to ask for it.

[blems4femmes-deactivated2019051]

It’s important to understand how your partner likes to be loved

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[nineprotons]

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

[breelandwalker]

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

[rea-nightshade]

Let’s go 10 of Pentacles. 🖤🌙

[celestictarot]

Please bless me Ten of Pentacles 💕

[sunflxwerwitch]

My tax returns are supposed to come in tomorrow. Ten of Pentacles, please see it through 🖤

[archivesofink]

Just took baby snake to the vet… and could really use that money back 🖤

[veryfunnymemes]

[rootbeergoddess]

Like I always find this hilarious because this is what happens every single time. Black people a movie about themselves and white people lose their shit. Asian people make a movie about themselves and white people lose their shit. Gay people make a movie about themselves and straight people lose their shit.

Can you guys make up your minds? do you want us to make our own stories or not?

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[aftertheam]

Plz

[justjerrae]

Faithful 😌

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[brownsugarempress]

honestly

i think it’s time to dip back into the bowl 😌 i’ve been out for about 2 years now but i think i’m ready.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

Great Moments in Black History

Redman’s cousin sleeping on the floor during his MTV Cribs segment.

[specstestwalletandwatch]

When Gucci Mane was asked if he was inebriated in court and answered with “Bitch I might be”

[full-metal-negro]

when ODB went on stage during the GRAMMYS and said “Wu tang is for the children”

[inovoxowetrust]

Nicki Minaj calling out Miley Cyrus on national television giving us the iconic “ Miley, what’s good ”

[savvyzoe]

When Kanye took the mic from Taylor Swift

[doubledoseofdopamine]

[rashemibabe]

When Destiny’s Child announced they were getting back together on Oprah

[thetattedstoner]

When Snoop Dogg asked the East coast about love for the West Coast

[nohablabs]

When Dave Chapelle shot a slavemaster on cable television.

[sistermaryfake]

when common called drake Canada Dry

[tikaboos]

When Diana Ross jiggled lil Kim tit …

[halharl-infigar]

To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!

[alovesogentle]

When ODB rolled up to the welfare office in a limousine

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

When Rick James told that white bitch from backstage who he was on TV

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

When YG showed up in a bulletproof vest and cut off pants

[sauvamente]

Whitney Houston trolling Diane Sawyer about her personal life for two solid hours “I ain’t telling you”

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

When “Bobby Bitch” dropped

[nayborhoodhugdealer]

Kanye saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people on live tv

[cleothegoldfish]

When Jesse Williams got on the BET Awards and dragged every white person by their follicles and some black people too.

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

^^^

[jeniphyer]

Monique letting Beyoncé know that big girls can “uh oh” too

[ixspeakxvon]

When Django blew up the candy land plantation

[thagoodthings]

Beyoncé 2016 SuperBowl performance

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[nico-incognito]

Annalise Keating getting a sew-in on national TV by Mary J. Blige is honestly the blackest thing I’ve ever seen… 

[black-geek-supremacy]

Grace Jones being pulled by white dudes in her chariot in Boomerang.

[pocdior]

[king-emare]

When A.I. stepped over Lue

[blacknpurrpleclouds]

When Frozone was put in his place by his wife even though he needs to help save the world.

[soulequation-deactivated2018070]

Vince Carter dunk over Frédéric Weis in the Olympics

[wittolblackcuckold]

When Eddie Murphy dropped RAW, currently the #1 box office stand-up of all times.

[bossbarnett-deactivated20180101]

When Michel Jackson said “he was not the father”

[eyelikenikki]

Reblog for the culture

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

When Left Eye showed Andre who the fuck she was!

[cleothegoldfish]

When Cissy Houston was side eyeing the hell out of Aretha

[theblacktroymcclure]

When Ray J threatened Fabolous on Hot 97

[justgowithitbabe]

I’m crying.

[a-shadyqueeen]

When Patti Labelle told that white woman on the Tyra banks show she doesn’t eat paper boo

[loladivine]

When Gucci mane aka big guwop exposed Angela Yee for her thot antics live on the breakfast club

[yoblackpopculture]

When Randy Watson showed Whitney how the song is really sung

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

When Tupac and Snoop Dogg preformed at Cochella

[grandpaq]

When Rick James told ol’ girl who he was at the BET Awards.

[halimahmariee]

When Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj to her grave

[unclefieiri]

When A.I put the reporters on blast for talking about practice

[sirl33te]

when Rihanna threw that stack of cash at Stephen Hill the BET Awards

[twobrowngirlstalkback]

thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis

all of it!

[thesoultape94]

When they announced the Black Panther movie with an ALL BLACK cast

[yadadameanp]

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[ohitslikethat]

[soundsfromvenus]

Angela Basset burning her husbands shit in Waiting To Exhale

[onceyougoblaque]

[imjustjason]

When Tommie Smith and John Carlos had to shut that shit down at the Olympics

[hi-imkingdavid]

Nuff said

[firstoffletmesayi]

[scallywagsupreme]

If anybody wants to know about black culture, refer them back to this post #ForTheCulture

[outtathisbluniverse]

when cam’ron went on fox news, got bill o’reilly mad af and said “u maaaaaad” and called him doggy lmao

[pinevpplemvmmy-deactivated20180]

Beyoncé performing at Coachella being the first black woman to headline and closes that sentence w. A “ain’t that bout a bitch”

[meet-mr-smith]

Some gems on here

[tumblondeez]

Ray J got at Fab on Power 105.1*

[reverendrowdy]

Aretha’s entire funeral

[tooohightocomedown]

The night Tupac ran into Bone Thugs at a awards show and my nigga Bizzy had on a shower cap

[mzhrtbrkr]

this happen at the Source awards on the same night the East Coast - West Coast beef started and it was all televised. Gotta be one of the blackest nights ever.

[blackboyjoy]

When bbq Becky called the police on black people trying to grill in Oakland and shortly thereafter they threw a big ass BBQing while black cookout with memes of her on t shirts

[gregoryfranks]

My boy miles hitting the big screen

[brownsugarempress]

i wanna scream

i’m so broken that i wish i was dead. 😫

[notaromanticbreakdown]

Me being gay on the Internet: GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS I’M SO GAY LET ME KISS GIRLS I WILL TALK TO GIRLS AND MAKE A FIRST MOVE I WANT A GF I WILL GET THAT GIRL

Me being gay irl: *sees a cute girl*

Me: *dies*

[evolvingessence]

Celebratory dinner with @jnc-ink - Met him on Tumblr, slid into the DMs… Now, we gettin’ married! Wow! Can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him ♡♡♡

[evolvingessence]

…and then, we couldn’t wait so we eloped 10.14.16

[evolvingessence]

Finally took some wedding photos🤗😍🤗❤

[fashionistaurban]

This is beautiful

[candiikismet]

Awwwww OMG

[evolvingessence]

A few updates since the last time this post was updated:

° We celebrated our first wedding anniversary

° We found out we were pregnant

° .. found out it was TWINS

° Had some maternity pics taken

° Welcomed our SUNS (Reinhardt and Houston) June 2018

[candiikismet]

This just keeps getting better!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

Just beautiful

[gullahch1ld]

Omfg how perfect

[synfox-deactivated20230607]

I am in LOVE with everything about this post

[ncaem]

😍💓💞

[evolvingessence]

3-month old SUNS 💙💙💙

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is the only Tumblr story that matters.

[eurydicesviper]

Omg all the love Ariana is getting from other celebs n actors from the movies she featured in thank u next is so cute

[jehovahhthickness]

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is the best possible way for 2018 to end.