dumb idiot bastards

a blog dedicated to quotes from the fire fam that are taken out of context. blog run by grandpa dill and papa ken

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em and i have shared graves and the tombs read: vessels for chuck norris

ames

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straight from the aloe vera titty

ames

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i mean sure like hey my name’s abby, have you ever went in the exit door just for the thrill of it

abby

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I Have Not Physically Murdered Anyone

rae

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98% of the earths population are scared of clowns and the other 2% are clowns

evan

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okay none of us are REAL clowns, just in a metaphorical sense

emily

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i will, as the toddlers say, go feral

ken

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u jus gonna eat a whole ass watermelon like thats a fuckin thing ppl do

ken

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2001 Justin Timberlake died and the spirit possessed fetus Ken

rae

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As soon as you start dramatically leaving I just turn back to my phone and sip my herbal tea while I listen to your body bounce off the walls

rae

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rae: The remixes are killing me

ken: dad fucks, u heard it here first folks

rae: Well yeah that too I guess

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ken: these are MY organs, i wrote my name on them which means theyre MINE

emma: in sharpie?

ken: no with glittery gel pens, who do i look like

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Funny story about cereal and apple juice

rae

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ames: youd have to drink my tears, do u want that?

ken: slurmp

ames: u want the only fluid in ur system to be Ames Tears, no Blood?

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could ken live if their bloodstream was just saline

Ames

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me injecting ken w the common cold: death in days

Ames

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everyone: why is your blood Clear What The Fuck

ames