No Context Games

One more look into a random night of tabletop gamer life.

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"You thought the music was Pitbull, but now it's an Electric Six song!"

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"You have a Pineapple of Theseus?"

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"In college the fighter dated a girl for two weeks before finding out she was a shadow." "She kept trying to take him back to her place but she lived in this cave…" "And her room mate Plato drank nothing but Lacroix."

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"On Insight 27 You can tell that the creature has a good credit score."

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"Can I make an investigation roll to find the bank I need to talk to about buying the kobold's student debt."

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"He's just drinking and contemplating the existence of his joints."

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"The goose tooth necklace gives you an intimidation bonus to anyone how knows what they are."

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"Two beers enter! One piss leaves!"

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Corporate needs you to tell us the difference between these two pictures.

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"You ever lady-and-the-tramped a swarm of geese?"

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"You are covered in a dozen goose bites." "Mind you, goose bites can be pretty nasty." "He needs goose bites to live."

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"The fighter is picking up peasants and throwing them into the basement like he's playing basketball."

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"It's not that we have a feud with swarms of geese, it's that swarms of geese have a feud with everyone else."

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"Give me a Sleight of Horn check."

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"Electrum is the most secure currency!" "It doesn't get stolen because NOBODY WANTS IT!"

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"This bar is named The Grumpy Assassin, because there's no corners."

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"Who thought USB hairdryers were a good idea?"