✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐈 𝐇OPE 𝐘OU 𝐃ANCE ... ( a collection of dialogue starters originating from season two of syfy’s WYNONNA EARP tv series. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )
now, don’t get all emotional on me.
you have amazing taste in underwear.
when did you become such a prude?
it’s called being a gentleman.
i’ll have you know, i’m kind of a big deal around here.
you couldn’t stop me if you tried.
better nut up and decide who you can trust.
if you want me to trust you, you’re gonna have to tell me the plan.
there is a possibility i am now hallucinating.
who are you? you know what, i don’t care. we’ve gotta go.
somebody has to pay, [ NAME ].
you could come in… i’m gonna take a shower.
they should be scared of me.
remember who the real enemy is.
i love watching you work.
please don’t shut me out.
i’m sitting right here, there’s no need to holler.
what do you even do around here, [ NAME ]?
[ NAME ], anything to say for yourself?
i’m such an asshole, i don’t know why i brought that up.
how are you doing? still having fun?
so many jokes, i can’t even choose.
THIS is your breaking point?
this might be a shitshow, but it’s OUR shitshow.
sometimes, it’s good to say goodbye.
we never lied to each other, you’re free to kiss whoever you like.
how do you do that? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot?
let’s get you somewhere safe.
i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit.
all i dream of is not having to run anymore.
this is what i bring to the team.
i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous.
you wore suede? what is it, your first day?
to add insult to injury, you’re stuck with me.
i don’t like being blackmailed.
i’m tired of running and hiding… and then running again.
we’re buying better bourbon. case closed.
[ NAME ] was never anything but proud of you.
oh, i like when you’re scary.
as long as you want me, i will be by your side.
the best sex is make - up sex, right?
maybe i am getting soft, huh?
[ NAME ], i have this gut feeling that something is coming, and it’s bad.
i can get you whatever you need except time.
i thought this time would be different.
even fury road has pit stops.
i didn’t know if it was your thing.
baby, that’s everybody’s thing.
you guys need to get some more hands, so that yours can stay right here on me.
every time i close my eyes, it’s the same nightmare.
are you going to be this much fun all day?
the clock is ticking, [ NAME ].
listen, i love that you’ve got your own thing going on, but don’t get distracted.
you have my undivided attention.
two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’, it’s called being professional.
nice try, but snitches get stitches.
i was just thinking about you.
some things never change, huh?
hey, watch your perfectly glossed mouth.
i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there.
why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels?
yeah, it’s great. i could just scream!
not bailing on me, are you?
do you wanna get out of here?
you’re drunk and you’re talking too much.
shady and suspicious, therefore gettin’ more delicious.
when you stop dating psychos, THEN you can give me relationship advice.
let him go, it’s not worth it.
if that’s broken, you’ll pay for it.
don’t tell me how to do my job.
oh, you have not seen harassment.
[ NAME ], keep your head in the game.
have you noticed any changes in [ NAME ] lately?
you know what? forget it.
you’ll be broken enough for her in no time.
you look like you had some fun.
you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had.
are we too late? are you okay?
i had him right where i wanted him.
brave but stupid, i’ll take it.
okay, yeah, now i’m sure i hit myself in the head.
i hate you, [ NAME ]. i hate you.
why didn’t you tell me any of this before?
i’m stubborn, i always take the hard way.
i wasn’t expecting company.
okay, we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake.
should… should we have a safe word?
this was not the plan, it’s too dangerous.
stop it. all you do is play games. i don’t like your games.
i’m trying to rescue you, let’s go.
doesn’t anybody have any faith in me?
how do you know you weren’t followed?
i think you should get out of here.
i’m not a bad person, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll stop treating me like one.
the power of suggestion is a formidable thing.
[ NAME ], i know what i saw.
bad news, they ran out of pumpkin spice.
i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick.
you’re not ready. you’ll never be ready.
you’ll never be locked up again.
whatever you did, i want to help.
what are we going to do with you?
i salted the rim, i’m not a savage.
you don’t wanna go in there, trust me.
tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here, right now.
you’re really mean when you drink before noon, and you drink before noon too often.
well frankly, [ NAME ], the situation is balls.
horrible deeds have been committed here.
have you done bad things?
let’s get you straight home to bed.
i’ll be anything you want me to be.
i might’ve caused some trouble.
you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet.
i’m not enough to save you, [ NAME ].
okay, are we having a moment?
there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is, [ NAME ].
history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds.
i know you need space and i really tried to stay away, but i got worried.
i’ve got you now, okay? i swear i’ve got you.
you’ve made an enemy this friday.
[ NAME ] would never say something like that.
i’d say ‘make your peace’, but i hope you never find any.
i would shoot anybody for you.
you know, i’m here for you. now and forever.
we’re all on the same team, now, right?
you can’t just ‘nope’ this away! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan.
[ NAME ], take a day off.
if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream, i don’t want it in my cup.
you practice those googly eyes in the mirror, or just… natural talent?
stop pushing me. and while you’re at it, stop judging me.
i remember every second i was with you. every touch, every kiss…
i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time.
you haven’t been paying attention.
goodie, i love conditions. they really turn my crank.
you do not want to cross that line.
everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot.
i have something to tell you, [ NAME ].
you don’t have to be like this, [ NAME ].
you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually, right?
room down there for one more?
i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay. i’m just saying… i’m here.
[ NAME ], thank god you’re here.
it’s for your protection.
if you have nothing to hide, what’s the problem?
sorry, i don’t have time to play nice anymore.
usually she’s a fun bitch, not a bitch bitch.
wake up. [ NAME ], wake up.
you’re very nice, thank you for that.
i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land.
i think it’s starting to settle in.
don’t shoot, i’m just the messenger.
you are kicking ass at not helping right now, you know?
[ NAME ], hey. i need a favor.
i told you not to make this weird.
i hate doing everything sober.
pace yourself, there’s SO much more to judge.
you don’t become [ NAME ] by confronting problems head - on.
okay, yeah, i guess i deserved that.
see? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark.
aren't we having a good time?
okay, let me do the talking.
justice delayed is still justice served.
you are so pretty and i like you so much!
you’re drunk! and in trouble.
this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it.
don’t even think about it.
did you mean any of those things you said?
you’re lucky nobody saw that.
why don’t you distract me?
this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me.
you really don’t care about any of this, do you?
i’ll be gone long before then.
so this is where it all began…
it’s hard not to feel like an outsider, even for me.
i remember what it feels like to be new.
hey, don’t do anything stupid, okay?
at this point, i’m no longer afraid of the consequences.
how did you come by it? the wound?
you have to do something for me.
why wouldn’t you tell me?
i don’t need you to make decisions for me.
why did you bring me here?
i deserve to be saved. i do.
try to remember who you were.
trust me, we’ll meet again.
i promise i will never hurt you.
i don’t want to hurt you.
surely you’ll want to hear my offer.
aren’t you gonna say goodnight?
i’m too hangry to have this conversation.
it’s okay, it’s better that i know the truth.
am i the biggest cliche ever?
i know what you’re going through.
you know what i’d never do? tell you what to think or feel.
i never drink alone. it’s sad and depressing.
i would do anything to get out of here for just one night.
say something… preferably encouraging.
is this your thing? cute but annoying?
i can’t protect you if i’m dead.
you can’t run away from this.
you repeat this convo, you die.
don’t lie to me, [ NAME ].
you and me, we’re good people.
hey, listen. i’m gonna get you out of here, okay?
sometimes i think you really must hate me.
what are you so afraid of?
i always knew you’d be the death of me, anyway.
there’s nothing you could’ve done.
i just really thought i was doing the right thing.
i lied to you, and i shouldn’t have.
i have never loved anyone the way that i love you.
can we all just act like we’re winning for once?
i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it, but the pouting is getting old.
am i the only one who didn’t know?
i appreciate everything you’ve done.
what are the chances you’ll sit this one out?
[ NAME ]’s never gonna forgive me.
you would have done the same thing.
i should have trusted you.
i thought it was your fault.
just so everyone’s clear, i’m my own damn weapon.
sorry i’m late, i kinda died.
mercy comes in many forms.
i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil.
if i die, they can’t use me.
i am so very tired, [ NAME ].
see you on the other side.
i care more about this than anything else in the world.
would you have done any different?
i would have done everything different.
