"Ask Me No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies"

Eccentric, eclectic, and a little bit electric. Follow at your own risk, I'm old. Virgo 🌞 Leo 🌛 Libra ⬆. Knowledge is power, so I want to empower you. Use discretion at all times when taking in info online including from me 💜

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Palestine Masterlist 

Introduction to Palestine: 

Decolonize Palestine:

Palestine 101

Rainbow washing 

Frequently asked questions 

Myths 

IMEU (Institute for Middle East Understanding):

Quick Facts - The Palestinian Nakba 

The Nakba and Palestinian Refugees 

The Gaza Strip

The Palestinian catastrophe (Al-Nakba)

Al-Nakba (documentary)

The Hundred Years’ War on Palestine: A History of Settler Colonialism and Resistance, 1917-2017 (book)

The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine (book)

Nakba Day: What happened in Palestine in 1948? (Article)

The Nakba did not start or end in 1948 (Article)

Donations and charities: 

Al-Shabaka

Electronic Intifada 

Adalah Justice Project 

IMEU Fundraiser 

Medical Aid for Palestinians 

Palestine Children’s Relief Fund 

Addameer

Muslim Aid

Palestine Red Crescent

Gaza Mutual Aid Patreon

Books:

A New Critical Approach to the History of Palestine

The Idea of Israel: A History of Power and Knowledge

Hidden Histories: Palestine and the Eastern Mediterranean

The Balfour Declaration: Empire, the Mandate and Resistance in Palestine

Queer Palestine and the Empire of Critique

From Haven to Conquest: Readings in Zionism and the Palestine Problem until 1948

Captive Revolution - Palestinian Women’s Anti-Colonial Struggle within the Israeli Prison System

Palestine: A Four Thousand Year History

Except for Palestine: The Limits of Progressive Politics

Before Their Diaspora: A Photographic History of The Palestinians 1876-1948

The Battle for Justice in Palestine Paperback

Uncivil Rites: Palestine and the Limits of Academic Freedom

Palestine Rising: How I survived the 1948 Deir Yasin Massacre

The Transformation of Palestine: Essays on the Origin and Development of the Arab-Israeli Conflict

A Land Without a People: Israel, Transfer, and the Palestinians 1949-1996

The Iron Cage: The Story of the Palestinian Struggle for Statehood

A History of Modern Palestine: One Land, Two Peoples

Where Now for Palestine?: The Demise of the Two-State Solution

Terrorist Assemblages - Homonationalism in Queer Times

Militarization and Violence against Women in Conflict Zones in the Middle East

The one-state solution: A breakthrough for peace in the Israeli-Palestinian deadlock

The Persistence of the Palestinian Question: Essays on Zionism and the Palestinians

Fateful Triangle: The United States, Israel and the Palestinians

The False Prophets of Peace: Liberal Zionism and the Struggle for Palestine

Ten myths about Israel

Blaming the Victims: Spurious Scholarship and the Palestinian Question

Israel and its Palestinian Citizens - Ethnic Privileges in the Jewish State

Palestinians in Israel: Segregation, Discrimination and Democracy

Greater than the Sum of Our Parts: Feminism, Inter/Nationalism, and Palestine

Palestine Hijacked 

Palestinian Culture:

Mountain against the Sea: Essays on Palestinian Society and Culture

Palestinian Costume

Traditional Palestinian Costume: Origins and Evolution

Tatreez & Tea: Embroidery and Storytelling in the Palestinian Diaspora

Embroidering Identities: A Century of Palestinian Clothing (Oriental Institute Museum Publications)

The Palestinian Table (Authentic Palestinian Recipes)

Falastin: A Cookbook

Palestine on a Plate: Memories from My Mother’s Kitchen

Palestinian Social Customs and Traditions

Palestinian Culture before the Nakba

Tatreez & Tea (Website)

The Traditional Clothing of Palestine

The Palestinian thobe: A creative expression of national identity

Embroidering Identities:A Century of Palestinian Clothing

Palestine Traditional Costumes

Palestine Family 

Palestinian Costume

Encyclopedia of World Dress and Fashion, v5: Volume 5: Central and Southwest Asia

Tent Work in Palestine: A Record of Discovery and Adventure

Documentaries, Films, and Video Essays:

Jenin, Jenin

Born in Gaza

GAZA 

Wedding in Galilee 

Omar

5 Broken Cameras

OBAIDA

Indigeneity, Indigenous Liberation, and Settler Colonialism (not entirely about Palestine, but an important watch for indigenous struggles worldwide - including Palestine)

Edward Said - Reflections on Exile and Other Essays

Palestine Remix: 

AL NAKBA

Gaza Lives On

Gaza we are coming

Lost cities of Palestine 

Stories from the Intifada 

Last Shepherds of the Valley

Voices from Gaza

Muhammad Smiry

Najla Shawa

Nour Naim

Wael Al dahdouh

Motaz Azaiza

Ghassan Abu Sitta

Refaat Alareer (murdered by Israel - 12/7/2023. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un)

Plestia Alaqad

Bisan Owda

Ebrahem Ateef

Mohammed Zaanoun

Doaa Mohammad

Hind Khoudary

Palestinian Voices, Organizations, and News 

Boycott Divest and Sanction (BDS)

Defense for Children in Palestine

Palestine Legal 

Palestine Action

Palestine Action US

United Nations relief and works for Palestinian refugees in the Middle East (UNRWA)

National Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP)

Times of Gaza

Middle East Eye

Middle East Monitor

Mohammed El-Kurd

Muna El-Kurd 

Electronic Intifada 

Dr. Yara Hawari 

Mariam Barghouti

Omar Ghraieb

Steven Salaita

Noura Erakat

The Palestinian Museum N.G.

Palestine Museum US

Artists for Palestine UK 

Eye on Palestine 

[daily-deliciousness]

Butter boiled corn on the cob

[pissed-whizard]

[noctomania]

Real recession shit, stand up!

[queenofthedamnnile]

Meanwhile I turn my throat to an exhaust pipe

Meanwhile I take the bait; I rage until I'm cross-eyed

Meanwhile I'm gagging on an apple like I'm hog-tied

I'm boiling in a deep fryer, trying to win a cock-fight

[noctomania]

One part of a dream i remember is the best dream i ever had.

I don't remember anything before or after

But i remember laying on a couch that was out on a curb and like 5 kittens had curled up with me and were snoozin with me 🥹

[noctomania]

Project underway...

[noctomania]

[noctomania]

Coward

Traitor

Liar

Foe

Catcha

Tyrant

Bytha

Toe

[noctomania]

[Intro: Sudan Archives]

All the boys want a piece of my thicc

I make 'em eat it, yeah, I make 'em my bitch

All the boys want a piece of my thicc

I make 'em eat it, eat it, I make 'em eat it, eat it

[Verse 1: Sudan Archives, Cain Culto, both]

Pussy, Michael Jackson, beat it, make 'em feed it, feed it (Uh)

Then his number, I delete it, he my eater, eater (Ooh)

But this pussy got a prenup, don't call PETA, PETA

When I do my Santería

All the hoes tryna lick on my bitch (Uh)

No broke bros, I be tellin' 'em "git"

I be tellin' them shit, uh, go, baby, get rich

Uh, miss me with that shit, uh, I'm tryna get lit

Uh, I'm tryna get— (Haha)

Tryna pop off in the club with my bad bitches (Ah, ah)

Tryna shock 'em with this mug, got my glam with me (Ah, ah)

Shakin' booty, shakin' butt, shakin' ass women

Call us sinners suckin' blood 'til the sun's risen

Playin' the fiddle under full moon blue light

Got the band drinkin' cornbread moonshine

Cincinnati West African bloodline

It's the Black underground where my love lies

[Bridge: Cain Culto]

Thicc, deep fried (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Juicy lookin' breasts, wings, thick thighs (Oh yeah)

You want my thicc, deep fried

Juicy lookin' breasts, wings, uh

[Verse 2: Cain Culto]

I only fuck with gay boys, theys, bad bitches, and dykes

Yeah, the redneck thick butt sluts my type

Yeah, the big breasts, big dick dolls my kind

Yeah, they taught me how to fight, so I'ma fight for their rights

Uh, fuck Trump, fuck ICE, free Palestine

I'ma say that shit again: free Palestine

It's American dollars fundin' genocide

But the people wakin' up, we got open eyes

[Chorus: Cain Culto]

KFC Santería (We got open eyes)

I need my GMOs, I'ma eat 'em (Ooh, yeah, yeah)

Cunty like PMS, no vagina (Yeah, yeah)

I'm doin' KFC Santería

(Uh-huh) I'm doin' KFC Santería

I need my GMOs, I'ma eat 'em

Cunty like PMS, no vagina

I'm doin' KFC Santería

[Bridge: Cain Culto]

Thicc, deep fried

Juicy lookin' breasts, wings, thick thighs

You want my thicc, deep fried

Juicy lookin' breasts, wi—

[Verse 3: Cain Culto]

So faggy, fucking gay when I'm sniffin' my poppers

White girl ain't woke, had to block her

Had to take her out back to the butcher shop

Had to make a ham dinner out that hooker hog

This boy bottom gon' boycott 'em like fuck all 'em

Big corp Elon weak jaws, the Beast bought 'em

The poor starve while the rich get richer

Might have to Mangione 'em, pull the trigger

Oop, haha, might get shadowbanned for sayin' that

(Uh) Might get fucked tonight, I'm shavin' that (Uh)

Daddies in my DMs tryna pay for that

Yeah, they love to see me shakin' ass

Redneck Jesus speakin' in parables

Plant your seeds and watch 'em turn to marigolds (Yeah)

MAGA-demon slayin', out here like a miracle

In this new Cain Culto America

[Chorus: Cain Culto]

KFC Santería (Oh)

I need my GMOs, I'ma eat 'em (Yeah)

Cunty like PMS, no vagina (Ah, yeah)

I'm doin' KFC Santería (Oh, ooh)

I'm doin' KFC Santería (Ah, hey)

I need my GMOs, I'ma eat 'em (Hey)

Cunty like PMS, no vagina

I'm doin' KFC Santería (Ah, yeah, yeah)

[Bridge: Cain Culto]

Thicc, deep fried

Juicy lookin' breasts, wings, thick thighs

You want my thicc, deep fried

Juicy lookin' breasts, wings, thick thighs

[Outro: Cain Culto]

You want my thicc

Thicc

Thicc

Thicc, thicc

[noctomania]

What a queer time to be queer

[onceuponatown]

Saturday afternoon in a Negro beer and juke joint.  Clarksdale, Mississippi Delta, November 1939. 

Photos by Marion Post Wolcott, Farm Security Administration/Office of War Information.

[noctomania]

Data center gold rush sparks new Erin Brockovich battle

Erin Brockovich puts Texas on alert with data center map launch

"The #1 concern continually reported is lack of TRANSPARENCY!"

We stan Brockovitch in this house

[noctomania]

Love how cyclists are like "i can't ride in the road i don't want to get hit by a vehicle!" and all the pedestrians around them are like yeah join the club

[noctomania]

Income-based housing

I'm finally pursuing it and omg. i was goin in to this appointment figuring that I would end up on a waitlist apparently not!

First of all i had no idea that i was so very qualified. but it doesn't surprise me bc i am absolutely the type to just be like "no im fine" as i'm bleeding out, ykno?

Anyway, this process luckily has been relatively easy for me, but it really does not pass me by that they are so thorough and it no doubt is not as easy for many. I had to provide SIX past paystubs - which for me is 3 months worth of paystubs - and additionally the fella told me if i wasn't moving in within 45 days those paystubs would be too old for me to maintain qualification. I didn't ask but i assume that would make it that i'd have to start all over again. THATS CRAZY!!! I'm even eating a month's worth of rent to move in early just to avoid all that mess.

I've been renting since 2013 and never once have i had to provide any documents to any landlord or property manager. Not only did i have to show 6 paystubs, i also had to show:

-2 forms of ID

-my full tax return from last year

-all w-2's associated with that return

-retirement fund info

-life insurance info

-savings statement

And pass a cori check

but bitch, you better believe i rolled up prepared and dude seemed genuinely surprised that i was so prepared.

Now mind you i don't mind providing all this stuff but goddamn! An ex-CIA agent was just charged after being caught having stolen $40 million in hundreds of gold bars and he also LIED all over his resume to get into the CIA in the first place. But sure, ring me out to make sure i'm not fraudulently trying to keep a roof over my head with the meager checks my employer unwillingly tosses my way 🤪

I do not by any means hold any of this against any the folks i been interfacing with, they didn't make these rules. i'm sure they get hell about it from less understanding applicants too.

I'm still stunned. Fella shook my hand twice, told me he's gonna get me a good place and i still dunno how to process the positivity. I don't buy it yet. Not until I have a key. I haven't even toured an apartment so i'm not gonna start puttin clown make up on yet. I've lived in slums so i'm not worried about the condition so much as i am about the positivity. I hate that this is how im built to respond to positivity but im just gonna keep on the neutral side until ive signed.

thank fuck its my weekend tho. time to make clouds.

[noctomania]

Ok ok ok ok bro is tallin big game lets see if he gonna get me a spot 👀

[noctomania]

I cannot believe:

1- that i missed this for months

2- that this isn't a fake video from The Onion. The title is real, the quote is real.

Also i love that c-span said "Roll that beautiful bean footage" for all the world to see uncensored and titled with that quote. Two-thumbs up, and roaring applause.

[noctomania]