You're in my back yard.

Huh. You don't look like assholes. Are you assholes? [ Independent ask and roleplay blog for Matthew, from The Walking Dead Game Season 2. Written by Antler. ]

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[ Everyone go bug lestiwither. ]

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nick what th’fuck is a boku no pico people keep tellin’ me to watch it

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“Pete, NO!”

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starchiee:

give me a broken, self-loathing man who firmly believes no one could ever love him and a strong-willed woman who doesn’t take any of his shit and gradually becomes his light and hope and sun and stars and i assure you i will ship it til my dying breath

[hiddlesy]

[cloisteredself]

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

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This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

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"LOOK AT THIS TINY BOX."

Markiplier Starter Sentences

“Huh. I wonder what’s in it?”

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b-but moooom

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“Don’t talk back to your father, young man.”

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Starter Sentences - Markiplier Edition

"Lesson number one: Do not dive face first into super heated steam, it’s generally bad for you."

"Shut up, nurse!"

"Cola and meal please, no bread."

"Where's the blacksmith!?"

"Look at this tiny box!"

"With every fiber of my being, I believe in you."

"I have spacegasms all the time."

"Space is like my one weakness!"

"I firmly and truly believe in you."

"They just saw my face and got incredibly jealous at how ugly I am!"

"I'm king of the squirrels!"

"Stop whatever you're doing and listen to me! This is of the utmost importance: ...you look beautiful today!"

"I'm having a romantic situation with a dinosaur!"

"I will murder your face!"

"I don't care about the patient's well being."

"Well, I care less."

"Shut up! I wanted to do it because it felt good!"

"See!? The second I leave he dies!"

"Nothing says 'rib smashing' like teleporting lungs!"

"Stop that, sussophone man!"

"Do I need to press B to Blow?"

"You just lost your B-to-Blow privileges!"

"Do you mind if I dance while we talk? Just a little bit of a samba."

"Don't mind while I straddle your dad here and serve you cake!"

"This is the seductive pre-dinner dance."

"Hopefully this can hide the shadow in my soul."

"The price you pay for beauty is eternal death over and over again."

"'What did I do wrong!?' I ask as I'm applying makeup to my eyebrow."

"Well, screw you, I'm beautiful!"

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oh my god is this the origin of the meme

[steinbeckers]

Oh. Oh.

Walter’s gaze moves upwards until he finally makes eye contact with Matt and begins to feel the beginnings of tears forming in his own eyes. He blinks rapidly, not entirely sure of the reality of the situation. “That’s… That is… oh, goodness.”

”I wasn’t sure what I should have been expecting but it definitely wasn’t that." he is seemingly overcome with shock, his eyebrows raised in surprise. Matthew was, at his very core, a jovial and comical person so Walter knows immediately when he asks to talk about something serious that it will be something big, and having gone through previous announcements before that were significantly less happy, he would be lying to say he hadn’t jumped to conclusions that their conversation would take a sombre turn.

”Are you sure?” is the first clear thought that comes into his head, though his shock is beginning to soften and the corners of his mouth raise into a small smile. He wants to make sure his partner is lacking any doubts about his statement and he would never want Matthew to feel pressured into doing something like that for him if he didn’t want to, then he adds for emphasis: “Completely sure?”

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Are you sure? He’d thought it over a hundred times, but that question still brings a little hesitance to his mind. He wants to be a father, more than anything else in this world, and he knows that he’s ready to shoulder that responsibility. Hell, he even knows that now’s the right time for it. What he’s not sure of, however, is what he’ll feel like when it happens. He has no idea how well he’ll cope emotionally with a pregnancy. Not to mention he’d be considered a freak. 

But he’d always wanted a family. That’s worth it, right?

“I’m as sure as I can be, right now,” he answers, truthfully. “I mean...I can’t be entirely sure how I’ll feel once it happens. But it’s what I want.”

He squeezes Walter’s hand, flashing him a smile. “Still, I s’pose nobody really knows how they’ll feel until it’s under way, right? But I’m sure I want to be a father. I’ve never been more sure of anything. I hope that’s enough.”

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It’s not Munday but I held this lamb, so

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"I didn’t know you could do that."

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"Just one of my many talents, my friend."

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     Shawn let out an appreciative whistle as he continued to stare at Matthew. The man was full of surprises.

     “Would you mind teaching me?”

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Matthew chuckled. He raised the rifle again, lining up another walker, then tilted it to the right before he shot.

“See? Just a dodgy sight, is all. You gotta tilt it to your right-hand side a little.”

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          “It’s a can of peaches.” He said, looking down at the sealed can. "I haven’t eaten in a while. I hope that’s okay."

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“Oh! Sure, kid. Take it.” What sort of person would he be if he denied the youngster a little fruit? “You need any help to open it?”

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❖ nocxtch

           ❛ C-can we go NOW? ❜

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“Seems like a pretty good idea, yeah.” He turns his head, scanning the environment for an escape route, and spots a gap in the trees. “C’mon. Through here!”

[inboxideas]

Go anon and pretend to be my character's child.

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[ageekywriter]

(Bonus points if you drop subtle hints at who the other parent was.)

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bold any fears that apply to your muse!!! italicize what makes them uncomfortable!!! (and add your own if they aren’t listed)

the dark | fire | open water (sea/ocean) | (any) deep water | being alone | crowded/enclosed spaces (agoraphobia) | confined spaces (claustrophobia) | change | failure | war | being controlled/lack of free will | prison | blood | drowning | suffocation | public speaking | natural animals (chickens) | supernatural monster/animals (any kind) | heights | death/dying | intimacy | rejection | abandonment | the unknown | the future | not being good enough | scary stories | talking to new people | poverty | loud noises | being touched | powerlessness