Anod

[nodbody]

Just keep walking unless you wanna keep being a target

I'd don't got nothing else to say, I'm here to kick ass, then picture your bloody face and use it as my portfolio

🔪Jed Borison, he's 17 years old and genderfluid, his preferred name is Anod (masc presenting) or Dona (fem presenting)

🔪His mom remarried into old money while his dad lives in Florida. Despite technically being a prep, he's too weird to be considered as one; he also hates everyone else to be part of any other clique.

🔪He hates the Jocks and the Greasers the most. He wants to be part of the bullies, but even they consider him a nutcase. He still acts and dresses like he's part of the bullies

🔪Very interested in photography, film, horror, hunting, and taxidermy, he also likes to pull pranks on lots of people

🔪He's meant to be creepy and uncomfortable! So don't be afraid to say if you're uncomfortable with what I say or do but do not be surprised by it!

My main account: @babbsyd

[mightbealittleweird]

Sup people in the bullworth academy, Felycia here! And I present to you the ranking of the coolest girl voted fully by all of ya!

First - Mandy : 19 @mandyofwiles @therealqueenwilez

Second - Zoe : 18 @riotgrrrlzoe

Third - Thea : 14 @headgirlellis

Fourth - Pinky : 13 @gauthierpinky

Fifth - Beatrice : 11 @drtrudeau @drbeatricetrudeau

6th - Lola : 8 @lo-lombardi

7th - Annabella : 6 @marigolds-bella

8th - Willow : 5 @willowabbas

9th - Joan : 4 @skullbreak3r

10th - Dess : 3 @artistic-desstiny

10th - Vinnie : 3 @vinniewilliams

10th - Angie : 3 (no account yet)

11th - Christy : 2 @queen-martin17

11th - Mari : 2 @bullworthsdeliverygirl

11th - Felycia : 2 @mightbealittleweird

11th - Carmen : 2 @carwomen

11th - Flora : 2 @gossip-duo-of-the-year

Last - Jazmin : 1 (can't find her account)

Last - Kaia : 1 @californiababekaia

Last - Eunice : 1 (no account yet)

Last - Melrosette : 1 @melrosette

Last - Klara : 1 @itzyagirlklara

Last - Louise : 1 @frilly-louise

Congrats Mandy!

[artistic-desstiny]

I'd like to thank my bf @iwillgetmygrowthspurt, my friend @ihateearnestjones, and @nodbody for getting me on the top 10!

[nodbody]

anything for you❤️

[marigolds-bella]

I heard you're looking for Mr Burton, well I saw him at the back of the school near the woods, before he got fired, I actually followed him and found out he has a cabin near the water, so search there. I actually have a photo of critters eating his shorts and him being pulled into the water while fishing

But anyways, since I heard Dess saw him, I'm going to give you a few photos, I don't want Dess getting hurt... I saw him last night with his mustache gone and wearing sunglasses, he was holding a few photos too

@nodbody

"He's in the wilderness? Jesus, this man is beyond pathetic. Them lil' critter bites would explain why his shorts are all ripped up."

"I guess he's tryna avoid bein' recognized, at least from afar. I'm praying those photos he had aren't anything bad. As for your photos, I'll gladly take them and secure them in a safe folder. Thank you so much for this, Anod. You, Lourdes, and Reina have been great helps. Could I possibly get a written statement from you? Just need it for evidence."

[nodbody]

the only thing I could say is that after he got fired, I saw him in the woods, especially when I'm out cryptid hunting/searching, though whenever I lurk near the cabin, nobody is inside but I can see that their water with ice cubes and a TV plugged in

I also saw him wearing a hoodie whenever he's buying something if that helps

[bullworthsheadboy]

That Derby rper made another account, just letting y'all know lmaooo-

Ooc//

[insertna-me]

[glitterbombpreppy]

Ooc: another serious post

I blocked that homophobic Derby rper on AO3 because I am NOT having it. Don't start shit in the comments under my fanfic especially towards one of the rpers. Don't say we "falsely and unjustly accused you" when you are very adamant about not supporting the LGBT community because of your religion (which isn't an excuse at all btw)

Saying you're not homophobic while not supporting the community and regularly saying slurs (even in roleplay) still makes you homophobic!!!

Stop saying that Derby is canonically homophobic because he isn't!!! No where in his dialogue states that he is. Hell it never even mentions that he is a Republican either!!! Even if he called bif a filthy democrat. It's all headcanons and theories

And even if it's your headcanon understand that most people might not want to hear the slurs??? There are real people behind these accounts who have been greatly affected for being gay or trans

When we called you out on your behaviour, you never once (from what I have seen) never apologised or changed!

Also if we don't want to interact with you anymore respect that please! You continuously pushing that boundary is harrasment and it's annoying and creeping most of us out

This is starting to become an obsession at this point. With your mindset and boundary break please get help. Please take a step back from being online because it's affecting all of us including you. Please don't become worse than you already are and talk a professional about this. It is not healthy

Please. Leave. Us. Alone.

There are many things I want to say but I am too tired and I have work and other shit to do. I am so fed up with this

[newcoventryking]

(ooc post)

hey guys the “derby roleplayer”, otherwise known as @/laroidepreppies, @/laprincessepinky and @/pinkylarose, is back and as always, is in my inbox. im too tired for this, for context see posts such as this.

don’t harass them, don’t interact with them, just block them.

[bullworthsheadboy]

I'm glad to announce our winner of school president!

Everyone give a kind congratulations to Derby Harrington! , winning by two votes against Norton! Derby pulled through and won fairly, Everyone can expect wonderful changes to be brought to Bullworth with Derby in command and with me working alongside him.

If you need anymore information you can ask me or Derby Harrington himself.

[nodbody]

gary I will release those photos of you and Jimmy AND PETEY together... Also you and that dress for this, I may not have voted for Norton but he won that shit

[pure-blue-blood]

WOW. I didn't realize I was voting for a HOMOPHOBE. How do I retract my vote? I really didn't expect this behavior from you :/

I am not a “homophobe”, I’m actually g—FRIENDS with gay people. I’m friends with them. I have gay friends. That’s what I’m trying to say.

The whole gay thing isn’t for me, I have a family name to honor… But that doesn’t mean I hate anyone who is gay. You’re trying to make me look bad.

[nodbody]

The leader of the gays is obviously gay, everybody

[artistic-desstiny]

Dess can I fight Dan again for your love?

@nodbody

First, no, I want to prove to Dan that I'm serious about this relationship

Second, Jed could you step down from being vice president of the visual arts club for moment?

[nodbody]

*sighs*

Fine

[artistic-desstiny]

Thank you Dona, I also have to postpone the dress you commissioned me to make

[nodbody]

@iwillgetmygrowthspurt I blame you for this

[artistic-desstiny]

Dess can I fight Dan again for your love?

@nodbody

First, no, I want to prove to Dan that I'm serious about this relationship

Second, Jed could you step down from being vice president of the visual arts club for moment?

[nodbody]

*sighs*

Fine

[newcoventryking]

I cannot believe i'm about to ask this...

Hello Johnny. It may have come to your recent attention that Derby Harrington has decided to run for class president, and not only that, but he's teamed up with Ted Thompson, effectively gerrymandering two thirds of a campaign into a popularity race.

I know you hate Derby. You know I hate Ted. You and I both know you're devastatingly popular.

Care to run as my vice? When we win you won't have to worry about any real responsibilities (unless you want to!), I truly just need you there to beat Harrington into the pavement with me and laugh at him when he loses.

@theearnestjones

Is that like bein' king? I mean I ain't need no fancy title but I s'pose somethin' like vice president looks good on a job appli-- pfttt.

No need to twist my arm any further, Jones. You got yourself a deal. Defeatin' that pretty pair at a game that I ain't even involved in? Now that's gonna be the highlight of my week!

[nodbody]

this is amazing... I got to call Russell for this

@russ-king

[iwillgetmygrowthspurt]

I shall now lay out my findings on Pete @pkowalski and Gary’s @headboysmith romantic relationship that they claim to not have BUT all the evidence points to otherwise.

1. The hugs, kisses, and holding hands.

They have been caught on many occasions displaying these physical displays of affection and not in a friendly way either. This was taken of the two behind shop class one night.

2. The couples costumes.

Since these two have met each other they have taken up the tradition on wearing matching costumes which in of itself isn’t a gay thing HOWEVER the nature of the costumes are. I will now list out the costume choices they have been before: nightwing/starfire, mad hatter/alice, joker/harleyquinn, spider man/blackcat, bowser/peach, chucky/tiffany. As you can see every single one of these costumes are either of characters who are in a relationship or have had romantic/sexual relations at some point in time.

3. The flirting

As all bullworth students can attest to Gary and Pete have a very bad flirting problem that makes it uncomfortable for any unfortunate soul who comes across them. The little whisper conversation together, the offerings of kisses, the pet names. I even got a first had report from Jimmy who is the closest to the pair by far. On his first day here they both entered his dorm room and couldn’t keep their hands off of each other. When Jimmy had enough of this they left his room and went into the same direction. Also, before one of their outings as a trio Gary had to convince Pete to come along by aggressively flirting with him. This disgusted Jimmy so much that he had to turn and leave the two there until they were finished.

4. Defensive

For two people who claim to not be attracted to one another the defend each other to the death. Pete even after being betrayed by Gary can be seen missing him and even defending his actions not only to his friend Jimmy but to other people as well. When ask why won’t he stop hanging around Gary he comes up with a bullshit excuse to cover up the truth. Gary on the other hand tries to be more subtle. He makes sure to include Pete in everything he does. He also can be seen getting flustered and jealous when he sees anybody with any sort of attraction to Pete. I even got an interview with Angie who told me that she had a crush on Pete in the 9th grade but smith ran her off when he found out this information.

5. They live together

Both Gary and Pete are natives to the town of bullworth however they both live in a dorm on campus. A shared dorm on campus. Looking at school files smith and kowalski have been dorming together since being enrolled at bullworth and still continues to be. I also get reports from neighbors of the two saying they are very loud especially into the night and get very angry when you ask them to quiet down.

So people you tell me is this just normal friendship stuff or do you have a brain and can tell this is something else?

[nodbody]

I got a few more pictures for those who want to deny this shit

[nodbody]

Jed, what would you say is your fighting style?

i don't know how to describe it, I'm just using my entire body like pining guys down or wrapping my self onto them before hitting them

[pure-blue-blood]

The time has begun to vote for the Class President of Bullworth Academy!

Submit your vote!

Ted Thompson

Earnest Jones

Levi Costa

Derby Harrington

Norton Williams

Ben Dixon

Ethan White

Damir Selik

Voting ended onJul 2

OOC - Please let me know if I’ve spelled any of your OCs names wrong or anything! Or if I missed anybody!! I’m definitely overthinking it lol and have definitely double checked, but hopefully we’re all good here.

I also know that for some of the canon characters on here , there are different blogs playing the same character. I don’t want to exclude anybody from being involved, so if both blogs of the same character want to participate then please feel free to do that ✌️

[nodbody]

@try1ng-h3r3 dude I voted for you why tf are you losing

I want my money back 😑😑

[bittersweetchocolatexx]

PSA TO THE UNINFORMED STUDENTS OF BULLWORTH

Recently, it’s come to my attention that a lot of you don’t feel represented by the newspaper associations stories, and that just makes me sooo sad!

So, with all of my journalistic generosity, I present the new and improved news submission system!

Just grab one of these from outside the music room and give it back to me once you’ve filled it out. Do NOT give it to Lucille; she has no idea what real news looks like.

With this, the Bullworth Academy News Association will finally fulfill its goal of providing relevant student news. Make sure you jot down every detail, ok? No matter how personal, humiliating, or utterly life-ruining it is. This is real journalism, I want real stories!

(yes this is how ame dry begs for asks mhm)

[try1ng-h3r3]