eat me

i like cats, achievement hunter, roosterteeth, red vs blue, supernatural, ya know, the works. ~

[champagnepuppies-deactivated201]

[caseymeeks]

I never, ever want context for this.

[noddingbutslightlyheadbanging]

i want to kiss the girl

[sillyvantas]

[noddingbutslightlyheadbanging]

41 degree mornings are due to global warming.

[noddingbutslightlyheadbanging]

me: *ruins every family meal by arguing about social issues*

[castielonfire-deactivated201906]

Completely heterosexual things: A servant knowingly drank from a poisoned goblet to save a prince and later while in a painful dying state mutters said prince’s name while the prince is off disobeying his father on a suicide mission to try find a cure for said servant

[captainlordauditor]

what greek myth is this

[alcairsei]

bbc’s merlin

[mugglesgopunk-deactivated201709]

your girlfriend should be your princess and your homie 

[amethystlesbian]

y’know what with all the other shit going on in his life, im glad harry potter went through puberty acne-free. he deserved at least one good thing.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

HELLO HAVE U SEEN MY SON

[illinicoise]

Finding Nemoo

[tastefullyoffensive]

This cat has seen some soot. (photo via danceswithlabias)

[carnations-loyalty]

The sky was a painting tonight.

[mixtape-melodies]

This is it. Sky pictures taken at gas stations are my aesthetic.

[positivedoodles]

[justahumann-blog]

here we have a vicious pitbull being mad she’s not getting her butt scratched

[giraffepoliceforce]

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

Acquire several dozen limes.

Go up to them and then drop all the limes.

Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.

Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).

Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.

Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”

Marry them.

[fuckyesgamegrumps]

I’m not legally allowed to tell you what they are playing… But Barry’s face should tell you all you need to know. [x/x]

[noddingbutslightlyheadbanging]

dear everyone:

i have a girlfriend and she is super cute. 

that is all

love, mercy