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Hello there. My name is Delilah Rae. Here you will find (eventually) copious amounts of gay. Enjoi. I track nodibs, nodib fic, vultures, & vultures fic @delilahfiction var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-39673541-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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Bar kisses. 

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No One Does It Better on ao3.

Harry’s an alcoholic and Louis is a bartender. The first time they meet isn’t the first time they’ve met.

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PLEASE tell me you've seen Harry's tweet because I am FREAKING OUT

Just did, love! How wonderful. Favourite human + favourite word. I'm gonna make that tweet the header for Serendipity, just watch me! Haha xx

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I see you, Styles. Please drink responsibly, love.

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DELILAH Harry's tweet!!!!!!!!! I almost just had a heart attack oh my gosh

I JUST SAW!! I'm gonna pretend he just finished NODIB. Let me have this. Hahaha xx

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WHAT HAPPENED MY INBOX IS EXPLODING

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Anonymous said:

Hi! Could you please, please, please make an edit of harry with nipple piercings? The barbell kind, not hoops. Please please please. I’ve been looking everywhere for one and I’m not talented enough to make it on my own. Thank you so much!

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No One Does It Better & Transphobia

Hey, you guys. 

It has recently come to my attention that I used a transphobic slur in No One Does It Better (Chapter 14, Louis - "That's all you could come up with? 'I'm secretly a woman'? You don't even give off a tranny vibe!") Believe me when I say that I am just as upset by it as you all should be. One of my dearest friends here in Chicago is transgender and I would never mean to offend her, couldn't imagine being so hurtful, so I want to apologise to anyone that read that line and was offended. Hell, even to those that weren't. 

I wrote most of No One Does It Better drunk (rough times). I never went back and reread or edited it either (yikes. i know.), so I had NO recollection of that line of dialogue until I started noticing people talking about it. I'm not blaming my drunkenness for the offense, just the fact that it took me this long to correct it. 

Do know I love every last one of you to bits and pieces and would never dream of being intentionally cruel. I fully intend to edit and republish that chapter within the next half hour. 

All my love,

Delilah

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man Things Have Gotten Closer to the Sun fucked me up. I was in the shower having an existential crisis. I didn't sleep last night. I cried? over fic? Who am i? What did this do to me. Kudos to that author for ruining my life????

What? I - Okay. Hi! My name's Delilah. I definitely didn't write Things Have Gotten Closer to the Sun (I wish I had, though. It's so good). That was written by the very talented starseas (ao3/tumblr). 

I, however, did write a little ditty called No One Does It Better. I'm not sure if you just got them mixed up or what, but I'll definitely tag the author of the solar flare fic in this so they can feel the love. 

:) x

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out of range made me cry really fucking hard. I know that whatever you write is usually hella fucking angsty but I did it anyway. sigh. I wont stop thinking about this for a few days probably.

Sorry, love. It's definitely one of the more angst ridden pieces I have. I swear I'm gonna lighten things up here soon. Just stick with me, sugarplum. xx

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god bless whatsitgonnabeangelina honestly you're a babe

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One Direction as The Office

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wait is that your fOOT?

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He looks so fucking proud

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One of my friends just sent me a screen cap of someone on twitter quoting a line from No One Does It Better and saying it was from a John Green book. Hahahaha I'm flattered at least.

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One Direction has arrived

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*drops out of school and spends all my money on bath products* *dies broke and alone with ultra soft skin in a fragrant warm shimmery bath*

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hey :) i reblogged you post sking for fic recs and added a lot :)

Yay!! I will check it out when I wake up. Thanks! :) x