#BusinessStrategies

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#fabulousweek #gudmorning

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at South Africa

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#angermanagement

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#Happyfathers day

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#followyourheart

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"One Drop" #onedrop @bobmarley Oo-oo-ooh, yea-ah. Wo-yoy! Wo-yoy! Wo-yoy! Wo-yoy-yoy-yoy! Feel it in the one drop; And we'll still find time to rap; We're makin' the one stop, The generation gap; Now feel this drumbeat As it beats within, Playin' a riddim, Resisting against the system, ooh-wee! I know Jah's never let us down; Pull your rights from wrong (I know Jah would never let us down) Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! They made their world so hard (so hard): Every day we got to keep on fighting (fighting); They made their world so hard (so hard): Every day the people are dyin' (dying), yeah! (It dread, dread) For hunger (dread, dread) and starvation (dread, dread, dread, dread), Lamentation (dread dread), But read it in Revelation (dread, dread, dread, dread): You'll find your redemption And then you give us the teachings of His Majesty, For we no want no devil philosophy; A you fe give us the teachings of His Majesty, A we no want no devil philosophy: Feel it in the one drop; And we still find time to rap; We're making the one stop, And we filling the gap: So feel this drumbeat As it beats within Playing a riddim, uh! Fighting against ism and skism, Singing: I know Jah's never let us down; Pull your rights from wrong: I know Jah's never let us down. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! They made their world so hard Every day (we got to keep on fighting), every day; They made their world so hard Every day (the people are dying), eh! (dread, dread, it dread, dread) Oh, whoa! Make dem a-go on so: (dread, dread, it dread on dread) Ah, whoa! (dread, dread) I'll walk (it dread, dread) Ah, whoa! Frighten dem, ah whoa! (dread, dread) Ah, whoa! Frighten dem, eh! Give us the teachings of His Majesty - with a stick-up! We no want no devil philosophy. Can you hear? Give us the teachings of His Majesty, For we no want no devil philosophy. We feel it in the one drop; you're lucky! For we still got time to rap, And we're making the one stop Let me tell ya: this generation gap. So feel this drumbeat; I tell you what: it's beating within Feel you heart playing a riddim #onedrop #bobmarley

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#beman (at Mike's Kitchen Mthatha)

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Business Strategies

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, and then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you do not know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. AN IRISH CORPORATION You have two cows One of them is a horse

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#RIP DUTCH LEGEND #johhanecruyff

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#RIP Dutch Legend #johhanecruyff (at Mthata)

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Obituary: How Cruyff changed football

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#completelyfinished (at Graaff-Reinet)

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Golden handshakes

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Legendary Figures

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Mr Mandela

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Worry Not About What We Say

The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR"S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next headlines read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for Bishop so he ordered Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor gave it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The next day headlines read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day papers read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for Bishop so he order the Nun to buy it back and lead it to the plains where it can run wild. The next day headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day... Moral: Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...even shorten your life. So be yourself, enjoy life and stop worrying about everyone else's ass

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#GUDDAY

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#smartpeople