The Daily Struggles of Being Shelby

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Ugh

I just painted my nails and I really, really need to use the restroom the struggle is so real right now.

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Raptorhood

I cut my big toe, so I'm walking around with it in the air. I believe I have become a raptor. Life is good.

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Rainy Day Struggle

I only got half as many compliments in my outfit because my umbrella is too cute! Hashtag: Struggle.

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Death is Coming

I changed majors. Now I’m a redshirt.

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Words Have Dual Meanings

I just literally choked on the phone.

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Commies.

Today I realized that I have to wear a communist bowtie at my work. My life is rough.

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It Won't Cost Much, Just Your Voice

I lost my voice and became Batman. Then I found my voice...now I sound normal and it's terrible. It was the voice I needed, but not the voice I deserved.

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Siri

Siri told me it would rain and I trusted her. Below is an approximation of the sky when I left my second of four classes on campus with my three foot umbrella.

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Hand Holding..

I realized that I don't know how to hold hands...My non-romantic friend (that is not a girlfriend) and I spent an hour trying to work it out...We may have made progress...

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"Beaver Dick led an expedition through the Grand Tetons."

Me

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I dropped a table on my toe. It's now purple.

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The other day I was changing the toilet paper roll holder.

The toilet lid was open and it was flushing at the time. The holder sprung forth from my hands and was forever lost to the torrent of the whirlpool of the toilet.

Maintenance had to come...I don't know what he did...but there were a lot of strange tools and our toilet is all scratched up, but it flushes.

They brought us a new holder today...he didn't trust me to install it myself. 

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I'm going to have to spend a fortune on comet because my new roommates AT DISNEYLAND will probably drink coffee and that stuff (probably) stains...

Me.

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I definitely have Ebola and no one believes me! The Struggle is Real

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I want to marry this man, but don't know how to pronounce his name. He sang for France, so I assumed it was French, but my Frenchie claims it's Italian. I live in a house for weirdos people who are learning a second language. We do this because we're pompous want to learn our languages (and other stuff) good. When I need foreign things read, it's quite convenient!  But we have no Italian house. I have no idea how to say my future husband's name! The Struggle is Real.

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I hurt my knee and had to ice it, but I wanted to play Assassin's Creed. I had to lie down though and I have AssAssin's Creed on my desktop.

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I live with five other girls. Last night, I realized that they all were eating dinner with their lovers or families. I was crocheting a cat.