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“ -- We had an issue with a new intake last night, so ..... new chairs.”
Literal goddess Caroline Dhavernas.
Caroline Dhavernas getting high and being adorable in Goodbye World (◡‿◡✿)
The Hunchback Notre Dame Sentence Meme
❝Listen, they’re beautiful, no?.❞ ❝Who is this creature?❞ ❝Hush, little one.❞ ❝You there! What are you hiding?❞ ❝Sanctuary! Please give us sanctuary!❞ ❝My conscience is clear.❞ ❝What must I do?❞ ❝Our Lord works in mysterious ways.❞ ❝What makes a monster and what makes a man?❞ ❝Will today be the day?❞ ❝Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever.❞ ❝Well that’s what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.❞ ❝I’d never fit in there. I’m not…normal. ❞ ❝No, the Pope. Of course, you!❞ ❝Life’s not a spectator sport. If watching is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without you.❞ ❝Who says you gotta ask?❞ ❝Better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission.❞ ❝I am your only friend.❞ ❝I am a monster.❞ ❝What I’d give, what I’d dare…❞ ❝If I were in their skin I’d treasure every instant.❞ ❝Just one day, and then I swear I’ll be content.❞ ❝You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything.❞ ❝Reporting for duty, as ordered, sir.❞ ❝You make your point quite vividly.❞ ❝Everyone is acting crazy.❞ ❝You’re not hurt, are you? Here, here, let’s see.❞ ❝See, no harm done. Just try to be a little more careful.❞ ❝Hurry, here’s your chance.❞ ❝You think s/he’s ugly now? Watch this.❞ ❝Don’t be afraid. I’m sorry, this wasn’t supposed to happen.❞ ❝You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help.❞ ❝I’m free, I’m free!…dangit.❞ ❝What a woman!❞ ❝You sneaky son of a–❞ ❝Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?❞ ❝I was just imagining a rope around that beautiful neck.❞ ❝What do they have against people who are different, anyway?❞ ❝You can’t right all the wrongs in this world by yourself.❞ ❝I thought we all were children of God.❞ ❝Wait! I want to talk to you.❞ ❝Got the girls chasing you already!.❞ ❝Did you make all these things yourself?❞ ❝I could stay up here forever.❞ ❝How could such a cruel man/woman/person have raised someone like you?❞ ❝I am a monster, you know.❞ ❝Do you think I’m evil?❞ ❝You helped me. Now I will help you.❞ ❝This is where I belong.❞ ❝I don’t think I’m his/her type.❞ ❝You know I am a righteous man.❞ ❝It’s not my fault!❞ ❝God have mercy on me.❞ ❝With all due respect, I was not trained to murder the innocent.❞ ❝We always said you were the cute one. ❞ ❝You’ve done so much for me already, my friend, but I must ask your help one more time.❞ ❝Promise you won’t let anything happen to him/her.❞ ❝I think…you’re hiding something.❞ ❝You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.❞ ❝I’m tired of trying to be something I’m not.❞ ❝Good, good, good! Ahhh. Great!…What is it?❞ ❝You’re very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won’t live to tell the tale.❞ ❝Leave me alone.❞ ❝You’re safe now.❞ ❝You killed her/him.❞ ❝And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!❞
Caroline Dhavernas in Breach.
five times kissed -- tccthandnail
i.
she can hear the giggles from the other room, suppressed as they may be.no one’s doing a very good job of keeping themselves quiet. she knowsthey’re watching. she assumes andrew does too, but if it bothers him, hehasn’t let on. she’d been trying to keep their relationship, new as it was, onthe down low. obviously, it wasn’t working. so she gives in, leaning up on her toes to press her lips to his before she continues about her business.just to satisfy the prying eyes. might as well give them something to talk about.
ii.
the nicest thing about home repairs is being able to take advantage of hernew found height whenever she has to climb a step-ladder. she’s not tallerthan him often, but she enjoys it, draping her arms over his shoulders witha smug grin and kissing the tip of his nose. she could get used to it, really.
iii.
he makes her feel like a teenager again, making out in the car out front toavoid waking anyone up inside. only instead of worrying about her parentsnow she worries about her wards. she enjoys it more than she’ll admit. actinglike she’s 17 again. so that’s what she’d been missing.
iv.
she’s got too much work to do, even when she’s on vacation. things to fix, animals to take care of, paint to patch up while she can. but she’s lost halfthe week already, lounging in bed with her fingers against his skin and herlips pressed to his. she can always fix the paint tomorrow.
v.
she didn’t like to admit it. that sometimes she was the one who was weak.everyone had their problems -- not her. she fought hard to make even thefact that she walked with a cane seem like a strength. but not every day was easy -- and as much as she didn’t want anyone to see it, somehowhe’d snuck his way in. showed up with breakfast when she couldn’t getout bed. and as much as she tries to find the words to express hergratitude -- she can’t. so she kisses his shoulder instead, while sheburies her face there. things were much easier with him around.
send me five times kissed for a drabble about five times our muses kissed
REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version
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“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ -- tccthandnail
“Mm, I thought you had better reflexes.”
She was teasing, mostly. She hadn’t expected him to catch it, not when he hadn’t been looking. But he was looking NOW, which was the entire point, honestly. “You should work on that. Anyone could sneak up on you with laundry-based projectiles, it’s rough out there, man.”
☎ hugging them
He’s at least a foot taller than he is, she’s sure. But he knows that, which makes him easy to embrace. She appreciates it. Not having to put in the effort to rise to his level, especially when her leg isn’t always the easiest to stand on. Hugging with a cane in one hand never feels right either. “ -- Haven’t seen you in awhile --” It’s said with a smile, she’d hardly hold it against him. “How are the girls?”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
Caroline Dhavernas in Breach.
Brandi Carlile - Work Song (Hozier cover)
There’s a slight temptation to make coffee while he waited, something to keep himself busy in the moments when it was just himself and his thoughts (and thank what ever deity that was watching that the dead were leaving him in peace) in the almost empty house. He pulled a smile onto his face when Andi came into view, leaning his hip against the counter, palms resting on edge of the counter as Andrew pursed his lips in thought.
“I was thinking either IHop or Denny’s, which do you feel up too?”
“iHop, definitely. They’ve got the better waffles, by far.”
And she’d stick with that. Honestly -- she hadn’t been out in ages, certainly not to iHop. She always had people at home. People to cook for. Someone to watch. Breakfast wasn’t something she usually got to partake in. But she could use waffles, and too many syrup options. And it would only be better with him there.
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✿ five times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.
▲ five time my muse thought about kissing yours, and the one time they did.
☠ five times my muse thought about hitting yours, and the one time they did.
★ five times my muse though yours looked breath-taking, and the one time they voice it.
❤ five times my muse says they don’t love yours, and the one time they admit it.
▼ five times my muse has caught yours getting off, and the one time they help out.
♫ five times my muse swears it’s not a date, and the one time it maybe is.
☪ five times our muses almost hold hands, and the one time they do.
☁ five times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.
☢ five times my muse almost sends a nude, and the one time they do.