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absnomore

Packing on the pounds and nothing fits 🐷

the-new-buffy

That cake 🎂🍑 and a begginer belly...

texan-renegade

Transformation Tuesday 🐷 and to think I thought I was fat on the left 😂

awellroundedexperience

Great new fat boy I just found. It's funny his wife thinks that's a normal amount of weight to gain in your 30's. It looks like he never lost the baby weight. Welcome to the club, chubs.

trackkid12

chonkychum

Omg I had these suit pants let out to the max last fall and could still wear them a few months ago. It feels like they might rip any moment now 🫪

chonkychum

Ate too much again 😰

stoneeyyy

I don’t know how to stop growing

stoneeyyy

its like having my own built in stress ball

growingggab

newkidintownme

You look like a sausage that’s about to burst its casing, except you're the one providing the grease. It’s poetic, really. You run a fast-food business and you’ve become the living embodiment of the 'Value Menu’. You’re not a businessman, you’re a walking advertisement for the long-term effects of your own deep fryer. You didn’t build an empire, you just ate the inventory. You used to be a hunk, but now you're just a buffet in a dress shirt that’s fighting for its life. You aren't wearing that outfit, you're stretching it into a new dimension. If you lean forward any further, that shirt is going to launch a button with enough velocity to kill a bystander. Sit down, if you can find a chair that doesn't feel threatened by your presence, and take a look in the mirror. You don't look like a boss, you look like a balloon that’s been overfilled with cheap calories and delusion, fatso.