No Plans to Die Today

• Exile Prince • THOR for MARVELZOMBIESRP

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Old is New Again

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maynotthecavalry‌:

May smiled back, “Yes, I’ve had the pleasure of working alongside of her a few times. I’ve enjoyed her company. I can see how she’d be intimidating even to gods. I hope that she and I always find ourselves aligned on the same team.”

May shrugged. Sure she was a bit disappointed he didn’t have a mission for her. She would especially enjoy accompanying him on one. “Well, I hope to find us working on a mission together sometime in the near future.”

He chuckled softly.  “With she being the Goddess of War, by her own will, we all do well to be intimidated. Few choose their own path so decisively.”  There was a reverence in his tone, awe and love. 

He placed a fist over his heart and leaned forward in a small bow, “I hope for this too, Agent May.”

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Quality of your character’s vocal skills: 6.  Thor has a perfectly pleasant voice for songs and ballads sung around a fire.  He was not so present in Scandinavia when Black Metal was being developed, and if he was, he probably would have told a few people that burning 1000 year old churches is a bit much.  

He’s singing much more musically than the song calls for, and down the octave, and it clashes a bit.  He’s also often not ready for how quickly he has to say some of the words.

Level of enthusiasm onstage: Ranging between 3 and 7 depending on how well he knows a part of the song.  He makes a few small lightning blasts at significant points in the song.

Thor shoots Logan a look when he’s called up, an interaction which is explained when he picks up the microphone, “As per the terms of our wager I must state that Logan cut down two more trees than I did in the space of an hour, and he chose this song for me to sing.”

He grinned sardonically, “Luckily, there was a stage where Tony Stark would have JARVIS play this song whenever I entered the room, so I do know some of the words.”

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✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance? Or would they at all? 😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them? 🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet?

✌ - Your character just made a trespass against someone else, how would they go about righting it given the chance? Or would they at all?

Thor is nothing if not honourable and thoughtful.  He would offer his sincere apologies, and ask what he can do to make it right.

😂 - Your character is moved to tears. What’s a kindness that another showed to them? 

I feel like Thor sometimes gets pretty emotional about how much the Avengers still like him in spite of Loki.

🐢 - What type of animal would they keep for a pet?

Thor favours goats.  Asgardian goats are large and strong enough to ride, intelligent as dogs, and can provide wool and milk.  They make excellent companions on long journeys.

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#thor can absolutely control mjolnir’s trajectory #so he smashed up strange’s house on purpose #which i find hilarious #the very definition of ‘sorry not sorry’ (via @theotherodinson)

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Househunters Intergalactic

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gloryofwar‌:

Adjusting to Midgard had been a process. One made easier by Thor’s presence, but a process nevertheless. She had two homes in Asgard: The high golden ceilings of the palace, and the starry sky itself when she was out on quests. Sif could sleep hard ground just as easily as in soft bed, but that contrast did not always mean finding the middle was easy.

She followed Thor inside, taking care as she looked it over. She pushed open one of the side doors - a living room, unnaturally quiet just like the rest of these houses. Sif glanced to Thor. “These places are all so strange.”

“They are strange.  It makes me wonder if it would be better for us to just build something of our own.”  They were not architects, but the principles of building temporary shelter could be transferred to something more permanent.  Of course, that would take time.

He pushed open one of the doors, there was a rather stately looking bed, although the lack of mattress made it appear somewhat naked.  “Even if we did take one of these houses, they won’t serve well as a hunting lodge.  We would need something else.”

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Old is New Again

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maynotthecavalry‌:

“Not so much from a spy,” May smirked. “People generally find me more intimidating than welcoming.” “If you have any missions or could use a hand at something without horses, I’d be interested,” she said as she nodded her head in greeting towards the approaching figure. She was always looking for a way to help out on missions. Having an experienced field agent along always helped on missions, if not just for her skill, but also built confidence. And it was always better than needing to take a poorly trained civvy.

“Perhaps my sense of danger is faulty,” he replied with a grin, “or perhaps I just grew up with Lady Sif and grew used to terror.”

He looked apologetic, “I am, unfortunately, not the provider of missions.  I have been finding the ways in which I can assist in creating the infrastructure of this new world.  Of course I go out as well, but I have seen many worlds in different stages of development, I can offer ideas.”

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Househunters Intergalactic

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gloryofwar‌:

“So we can hope,” she agreed and walked on forward through the gate and up the path towards the house. Their search for a mortal dwelling was more odd to her than any sort of frustration. She didn’t mind it, found seeing the changes in each house interesting, and tried to imagine them in each one, a strange image, but also a kind one. 

“I’m sure we’ll find something soon,” she said, there were enough options at least. Strange as mortal homes were, there had to be something fitting she assured herself.

He knew that anything they found would never be quite what Sif was used to.  Since she was giving up so much to be with him here, he wanted to have something she would like.  He opened the gate and moved up to the door, closed but not locked.  Someone had chalked a large asterisk on the door to indicate that the house had been cleared of any undead.  An X indicated that there were dead inside, the additional lines were added when the biohazardous material had been removed.  Some houses, of course, had never had undead hanging around inside, so were simply asterisked once confirmed clear.

He pushed open the door to a dim hallway, a narrow rug ran the length of the floor, and there were four doors on either side before a final door at the end of the hall.  Thor stepped inside this odd little burrow-like construction.

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the avengers (and ultron) as Bill Wurtz tweets

pt 2

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Ghost Rider by midnightrider79

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Thor and Magnus have very similar energy and that energy is respecting women and befriending lesbians with the power of big muscles

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Househunters Intergalactic

@gloryofwar

Thor rested a hand on the peeling white picket fence.  He didn’t quite understand the purpose of such a fence.  It was by no means a fortification.  It would not protect the home from any kind of attack.  It might prevent the entry of an animal not inclined to burrow, he supposed.

“This one looks like it might have higher ceilings,” Thor said, looking back at Sif.  They had been in another house earlier with a sloped ceiling in the bedroom that Thor had bumped his head on.  They had decided that it was not for them.

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About to Enter Battle

Loki: Do you trust me?

Thor: No

Loki: I'll take that as a yes

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Thor ragnarok scene