Shits n Giggles n borderline personality

Laura 31 London I blogs whats i likes and i likes cats, overwatch, animation, feminism, self deprecating humour. Ships Meihem HARD. Find me on xbox Laurazepam88 Occassional NSFW Content

[transmechanicus]

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

[testtheworld1]

This you?

[transmechanicus]

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

[transmechanicus]

[bogleech]

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren't necessarily restricted to the abyss!

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[thebibliosphere]

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

[ragglefraggle]

Why is porn like this?

[owlservice]

[girlbloke]

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Toph’s delight during this scene is incredible

[foxish-draws]

Everybody’s got that one thing that’s a deal breaker.

And yes, anything I ever do with this ridiculous series will always have the ascendant skin colors. Because I like them.

[punprincess321]

SASSYATTA MAKES HIS RETURN!

[cryptcoop]

[luna-writes-stuff]

[wulfhalls]

in hysterics on the floor

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'd have broken down as soon as it started snorfing in my ear

[crazy-brazilian]

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[mlnmo]

"there should be a tumblr sexywoman" there are???? does glados, the queen from deltarune and lady dimitrescu mean nothing to you???

[mlnmo]

the criteria is different from the tumblr sexyman, but theres definitely tumblr sexywomen as a category in itself

[mlnmo]

tumblr sexyman: needs to be pathetic

tumblr sexywoman: needs to be murderous and/or unhinged

[thefloatingstone]

[stars-bean]

Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[weirdbees]

[kropotkindersurprise]

October 20, 2022 - Good news everyone! The lettuce won!

[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[baphonnicula]

this is the funniest thing