THE DARK KNIGHTS ;

the eyes and ears of North Oak High.

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Did you hear about Dean and Ira practically jumping each other's bones at some house party?

Unfortunately I did, and I practically gagged on my own puke. I’m all for steamy hook ups, but that’s not a mental image anyone wants to see. 

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Opinions on each person's chances in the Clark Ingram Love Scandal of 2015?

Hallie obviously has the best chance, since she's turned a renowned criminal into a blabbering baby within the timespan of a month. Seriously, flowers? Clark Ingram's give-no-shit exterior is going to be long gone by the time Christmas hits.

Dallas, on the other hand, is clearly better friends with Clark, which means any sort of romantic attraction will probably come subsequently to banging. Which will probably not be for a while, considering the fact that Dallas is butthurt over Clark getting to Hallie first. Or is it the other way around? Who knows anymore, honestly. 

And as for Arden? I'd suck it up and get better taste in men. There are plenty of fish in the sea-- or, should I say, weasels in the forest.

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are there any students in school you DO like?

Ronnie, because he actually has a brain. Josie, because she knows how to use her words to destroy people, which is something that I know we can all appreciate. And Sutton, since she always looks like she freshly murdered someone. A classic fall look, I must say.

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ruth and dallas are incredible

I think you spelled "dull as dishwater" wrong. Incredible? I'd rather watch paint dry.

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thinking of connor as spongebob makes thinking about the show a lot more depressing...

Candid pic of Connor Roth.

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we've heard your opinion of Hugo and Ophelia together, but what about separately? what are you thoughts about each of them?

Hugo's an annoying mama's boy who thinks that acting goofy and posting dumb pictures on Instagram will win him brownie points, when in reality, no one can stand him. 

Ophelia's just another one of those wide-eyed fake art hoes who thinks she's special because she rides a bike to save the ecosystem, or reads John Green novels or whatever. 

All in all, they're both so boring that even their breakup made me yawn.

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are there any people you would actually like to see together?

Rory and Marisol

Hayley and Ira

Matthew and Connor

Thalia and Veronica

Me and Ramon the janitor

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characters as les mis?

Jean Valjean: Hugo

Cosette: Hallie

Javert: Oliver

Fantine: Hayley

Marius: Clark

Eponine: Arden

Enjolras: Dean

Grantaire: Connor

Gavroche: Dallas

The Bishop: Jacob

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characters as spongebob?

Spongebob: Connor 

Patrick: Dean

Squidward: Oliver

Plankton: Dallas

Sandy: Ronnie

Mr. Krabs: Matt

Pearl: Marisol

The “My Leg!” Fish: Jacob

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you know who would be cute together? greta and jacob.

Ugh, please. Those two are the type to wait until marriage, and that’s exhausting.

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ingrid and margo munched each others' muffs last weekend.

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This pussy is so boring

I’m pussy?

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bet you margo's happy that ophelia and hugo are no more

Doubt it. Who wants to date someone with blood on their hands? Personally, I’m rooting for Margo and Ophelia ditching the motherfucker and giving us some lady action.

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And now Hugo and Ophelia are going full out soap opera on us all... smh

Perfect time to bust out the popcorn, sit back, and enjoy. 

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#savage

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It has, rather unfortunately, come to my attention that there is the potential of love making it’s way down our halls. Now, usually I’m all for a bit of romance, but the story of “confused new girl meets North Oak’s resident mama’s boy” isn’t sitting well with me. I personally think that the only way this relationshit will survive these halls, is if the truth is laid fresh out on the table. 

hugosutton certainly has made a name for himself since arriving at North Oak: man whore, mama’s boy, pot head, anchor arms... you name it, and Hugo’s probably heard it. He’s not a stranger to the idea of attention, he got plenty of it back in his home state of Ohio, but regardless of how much attention this boy gets -- good or bad -- it never seems to be enough. If you ask me, Hugo is rather greedy. I mean, he had a good life, yet still ended up being another one of those poor unfortunate souls who got diagnosed with pre-pubescent depression. Don’t worry, his story doesn’t end with a nasty suicide attempt -- we covered that last week. 

The real story starts and ends at a party, which to this day seems to be a trend for Hugo. (Bad habits are hard to break.) Now, we’re all familiar with the cloud of smoke that follows Hugo and his posse just about anywhere they go, but doesn’t anyone ever wonder about the hard stuff? You know, coke, acid, meth, heroin. Well, I’ll be the first one to tell you that Hugo indeed has a past with dope, but not one you’d expect. I’m sure you’re anticipating an overdose, but it wasn’t Hugo who injected one too many needles. It was his cousin. 

What did Hugo do about it, you ask? Well... nothing. While one of Hugo’s closest family members collapsed onto their death bed in the middle of a shady Ohio house party, Hugo did absolutely nothing. He was too much of a coward to call for an ambulance, too scared to deal with the consequences of underage drinking and drugs, too scared to potentially get him and his friends arrested. So, because of Hugo being the cowardly mama’s boy we all know him as, his cousin died that night of a heroin overdose -- right in front of his eyes. He had the opportunity to save a life that night, but he only choose to save his own. 

Not rendering aid might be legal, but it is completely immoral. I mean, even we would have called 911, and that speaks volumes. I know this is a pretty large pill to swallow, but we thought it was time for the boy who still sucks on his mom’s tit, to become a man.

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any hints on who's getting exposed next?

You’ll find out who it is very soon. Don’t get too antsy.