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STOP PUTTING YOUR OC UNDER “X READER”!!!!! I DONT WANT TO READ YOUR STINKY LOVE STORY, *I* WANT TO BE THE LOVE STORY!!!!
bucky barnes.
smut or implied smut = *
series
stress reliever *
after a stressful long day at work, your roommate bucky knows just what you need to ease the tension.
the morning after*
a long night between the sheets requires an even longer shower.
crush*
home for the summer, you plan on spending your days bathing in solitude and sweet sunshine. but bucky barnes has other plans. how does a goodie-two shoes and the lead of a biker gang end up hand in hand?
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one shots
thunder
after months of drawing and writing your feelings away, they become exposed to the man you’ve been desperate to keep them from…bucky.
relaxation
you notice bucky has been feeling a little stressed lately, so why not treat him to a spa night?
bbm baby *
its the rockin 70s and you and the gang have a night out, feelings may or may not get exposed…
mine *
bucky owns the north end of brooklyn, new york. you’re his dolly, and someone tries to take you from him. no one touches his dolly. he shows you exactly just who you belong to.
desperado *
you and bucky have hated each other since the beginning, and push each others every button. after months of disobeying buckys rules regarding missions, he decides to finally teach you a well deserved lesson.
i knew you were trouble (buckys version)
the second you met bucky, you knew he was trouble. falling for the bad boy was never your style… but who are you deny a man as charming as him? maybe you wanted to be trouble too…
don’t make me ask twice *
you’ve been teasing bucky all day and he’s had enough. meet him in his office at 11pm sharp… and don’t make him ask twice.
knee socks *
you’re buckys favourite thing to come home to after a long day at work.
i drink wine *
long day of meetings + bottle of merlot= stress reliever. but bucky adds one more variable to that equation, and you discover the missing component when you find him masturbating in YOUR bed.
you wanna be good for me? *
the crush you have on your fathers best friend increases at an alarming rate when you come back home for the holidays. you show bucky just how good you can be for him.
the meeting *
your boss mr. rogers is a mean mean man, but you find he has a sweet spot- just for you. perks of the job? he’s hot. and his best friend is too
teachers pet *
professor barnes wants to reward you for being such a good girl and for being such a good, hardworking student. you meet him after class for some much needed release.
lovers rock*
after sharing a joint with the famous ladies man- bucky barnes, the two of you get into a little…trouble involving a bed, and your legs spread wide open.
i know places *
you hate barnes, and barnes hates you. yet when you get injured on a mission, the lines of love and loathing are crossed… and the single bed tony has at the safe house ends up being a benefit after all.
burning desire *
after being sprayed with sex pollen on a mission gone wrong, bucky is the only man who can help you. the issue? you hate his guts.
playing dangerous *
after finding out your husband has been cheating on you with dozens, you do the only logical thing. burn the house down with him trapped in it. when telling the police about your little fake sob story, one officer sees right through you- and needs payment to keep his mouth shut.
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brooklyn baby *
the tough and brooding bucky barnes having a mommy kink? something you weren’t expecting, but god were you pleased about it.
freak like me *
bucky wants to try something new in the bedroom, wanting to film you so he can watch it during his long missions away from you. lights camera, action…
you can run, but you can’t hide ( the winter solider)
as HYDRA attacks new york, you attempt to flee your horrible past, desperate not to be captured by them once again. but theres a slight problem… the winter soldier wants to play a little game first.
back off
when someone gets a little too close and comfortable with you, bucky decides enough is enough.
bloody mary *
bucky reminds you who you belong to.
a sweet treat *
while eating the best ice cream you’ve ever tasted, you teasingly confess to your roomates you’d let ben and jerry do anything they wanted to you. the next time you open the freezer, their names have been crossed out, and replaced with bucky and steves. be prepared for a treat much sweeter than ice cream…
matilda
bucky and steve take care of you when you’re struggling.
beach bum *
a beach day with your boyfriend is quite peaceful, until he finds out about a new kink of yours…
sleepwalking *
when your boyfriend bucky wakes up with the winter soldier mindest, you do the only thing you know how to do- comfort him. he does the only thing he knows how to thank you- possessive sex.
headaches
bucky helps you take care of your headache, with the only real cure… cuddles and kisses.
can i kiss you?
you have a crush on bucky, and he has one on you. who cares if youre best friends. best friends kiss ALL the time.. right?
robbers *
bucky and you were your own little version of bonnie and clyde, getting the most excited out of the most violent things. the two of you ruled the world- who cared about anyone else?
the mask
you convince bucky that every few months, your skin starts to peel off during your period.
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headcannons
dating bucky barnes
interlude- the trio *
drabbles of bucky, steve and peter
TOMORROW NEVER CAME- P.B PARKER
pairing: dilf! cowboy! peter parker x innocent! fem! reader
word count: 1.2k
summary: a relaxing day with peter around the farm- inspired by tomorrow never came by lana del rey:)
warnings: dry humping, mentions/indications of smut, praise kink, size kink, manhandling, pet names, daddy kink, light spanking, swearing, age gap ofc (reader is of course, of age) mainly just fluff:)
authors note: a cowboy peter fic in 2025? hell yeah! this can be read as a standalone, its not persay a "part three" but its just a drabble of a typical summers day between the two of em<3 mood board below but it is simply vibes- not what reader looks like!
"roses are in your country house/ we played guitar in your barn/ and everyday felt like sunday, and i-/ i wish we had stayed home/ and i could put on the radio/ to our favourite song"- tomorrow never came, lana del rey
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The sky was clear today.
It had been cloudy the last few days, and you had been cooped up, letting the rain pass over the crops, letting Mother Nature cry her tears to heal the cracked earth. Peter had been good to you, though.
He had insisted he needed you to help around the farm, despite the rain- simply to get you out of your fathers house.
He had listened to you, late at night when the sun slithered down to hide behind the trees about your issues with him. Peter could never look at him the same, the way he treated you- the way he made you feel.
Couldn't stand to let you go back there most nights.
So when you got the courage to open up to him, he’d sit you in his lap, letting you curl up as he rocked in the rocking chair on the porchfront. Stroking your hair, holding you just a little tighter when there was a chill in the air.
He made you feel so validated, so safe and cared for in his loving arms. Like the things you were talking about were in a different lifetime- or a fairytale.
You were just with him, his glass of scotch, and faint coo of the owls in the trees.
PETER PARKER MASTERLIST
WRITING FOR TASM!PETER PARKER ONLY
* : explicit content
✧ : fan favs!!!
TOUGH- P.B PARKER
Pairing- Dilf! Cowboy! Peter Parker x Innocent! Fem! Reader
Word Count: 6.5k
Summary: Your school girl crush on your employer, Mr. Parker grows as you spend more time with him helping out around his farm, and soon he wants you to meet his friends for a night out at the local dive bar (to simply show you off :) )
Warnings: SMUT, consentual bondage, daddy kink, mentions of sexual activities, sexual implications, flirting, use of drugs, drinks and guns, slight dumbification kink, praise kink, breeding kink, peter just grabbing ur body/ feeling you up, teasing, swearing, age gap ofc (reader mid 20s, peter 40s) peter really just takes pride and care of his girl, making sure she is safe and satsified :)
" life's gonna do what it does, sure as the good lord's up above, i'm cut like a diamond shinin' in the rough.. tough"- tough, lana del rey & quavo
part two to save a horse, ride a cowboy - but no need to read to understand this fic <3
It wasn't the caw of the rooster that woke you this morning.
It was the feeling of a large, solid bicep that curled, caging your body in against another. His skin was warm to the touch, faint red farmers tan poking out at you as you snuggled deeper into the crisp,cool white linen sheets.
You felt Peters bare chest against your backside, the steady rise and fall of his chest soothing as you fought back sleep. The hands on his beside clock ticked, the minutes seeming to spin by faster then your eyes could follow as they fluttered open and shut.
Mornings like these were the best mornings you could've asked for.
They were rare, but they were precious.
The odd night you had managed to sneak out to visit Peter, which ended up with him taking care of you, from the beginning of the night to the ends of the morning.
It wasn't the cool morning breeze that slithered through the opened window that made you shiver, but the thought of Peter.
Night Changes
Deadpool x Sister!Reader • Miguel O'Hara x Reader
Just your luck, on the heels of catching your boyfriend and brother fucking, some spider bites the shit out of you, turning your life upside down...
In honor of the new Deadpool/Wolverine flick, I'm giving this fic new life so...breathe my child!
Hey.
You're not answering your texts.
I'm going to assume that you're dead.
I got pizza.
Ok you're definitely dead.
Logan's asking about you.
Ok that was a lie. If it makes you feel better he's been on a bender since thursday...
And by thursday I mean two thursdays ago
This had been going on for the past three weeks. Ever since you'd went off the grid.
Wade texted. Logan drank. You sat alone in your apartment. Currently you sat eyeing your phone warily. Wade went radio silent two days ago, and that made you nervous.
It was never good when your idiot brother didn't pester you. Shaking your head, you sighed and turned your phone off. No use staring at a blank phone screen, waiting to ignore the texts that weren't going to come. Flopping back on the mattress you stretched the kinks out of your legs and glanced to the side, trying to ignore the foul odor coming from your closet.
With a groan you sat up and for the first time really looked around your apartment. It was filthy. Running a hand through your greasy hair, you paused to look at the mousy ends. Your surroundings were a grody reflection of how you felt on the inside. Your eyes flicked again to the closet door that was slightly ajar and you instinctively itched at an aggravated red bite mark on your arm.
In all honesty, you hadn't gone radio silent simply over what had occurred between yourself, Wade, and Logan.
There was another reason...
Looking away from the closet door you flexed your jaw and groaned. The feeling of filth crawling across your skin won in the end, and after a week of nesting in your mound of blankets and pillows, you rolled out of bed and trudged to the bathroom. Shuffling past the mirror you shucked off your nightshirt and tossed it on the floor. You didn't have to look at your reflection to know that you looked exactly how you felt.
Like dog shit.
Turning on the water, you stepped in the shower and hissed at the practical ice that hit your back. Cursing yourself for not waiting, you angrily turned the knob until the water came streaming out at an unbearable temperature. Anything to feel something.
If you'd checked your phone before deciding to DIY a molten skin peel in the shower, you'd have seen the pivotal text.
Im coming over
Your skin was a brilliant vermillion hue by the time the pipes began squealing in protest, and you quickly turned off the water before receiving another beautiful blast of frigid water to the face. The faucet continued dripping, and you scrubbed your hair dry to the steady sound.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Bang! Bang!
You jumped, hitting your head on the shower wall and hissed. Your front door was none too gently flung open, and you scrambled for anything to defend yourself, huffing when your hands landed on the plunger. It would have to do. Slinking behind the door, you crouched as the distinct sound of heavy footsteps came down the narrow hall towards the bathroom. You tensed and readied to defend yourself.
"Sis?"
Wade.
You slumped against the wall, exhaling heavily and dropped the plunger.
"Sis?" The bathroom door slowly creaked open.
"I'm naked you idiot!" You screamed, slamming it shut. Wade swore on the other side. You sighed and rested your forehead heavily against the flimsy wood. "Why didn't you call?!"
"I texted." He sounded defensive. Banging your head against the door you groaned.
"Let me get dressed." Wade shuffled back down the hallway to give you space, and you waited until his footsteps faded and you were certain he was in the living room before inching the door open. Peeking out and seeing the hallway empty, you quickly tip toed back to your room.
And hissed.
You didn't have any clean clothes. Your eyes darted around the filthy room until finally landing on something vaguely brownish in the corner. Snatching it up, you gave it an exploratory sniff.
"Clean enough." You grumbled, yanking it over your head and trudged back to the bathroom to wrap your still dripping hair in a towel. Pausing in front of the mirror you groaned.
To your growing mortification, you realized that this brown... thing had been the gag gift you'd received at last year's Dirty Santa party. Staring back at you was the demented face of that planter's peanut, and under it... Goofy Goober. "Just great." You muttered, tugging at the hem of the shirt and reluctantly headed towards the living room.
Wade sat sprawled out on your ratty old couch and perked up when he heard your footsteps. Looking up, he noticed your shirt and smirked.
"Kinky." You merely rolled your eyes and folded your arms, leaning against the door frame.
"Why are you here, Wade?" He fidgeted with his phone, and tossed it on the couch, nervously rubbing his palms on his thighs.
"We, I was worried about you."
"Well, as you can see, I'm fine." You gestured to your surroundings with more confidence than you felt. Wade glanced around and looked back at you with a raised brow.
"Yeah, as fine as Logan." You tensed.
"Don't mention him." Pulling away from the frame, you shuffled to the kitchenette and rinsed out a mug. Wade followed you and sat at the small folding table.
"We've all been trying to reach you." He said gingerly, folding his hands and twiddling his thumbs.
"I know." You filled the mug with water and popped it into the microwave. "And I thought it was obvious I wanted to be left alone." You didn't have to look over your shoulder to know that Wade bristled at that. Good. You thought bitterly.
"I'm worried about-"
"You lost the right to be worried about my well-being when I caught you fucking my boyfriend in my apartment, Wade!" Your voice sounded tinny even in your own ears, but you didn't back down as you stared down at your brother bitterly. Wade's eyes shuttered and he opened his mouth to protest, but at your heated glare he backed down.
"It was a shitty move." He whispered.
I'm sorry.
"Do you want a cup of coffee?" You responded.
You're an idiot.
"Yeah." He met your eyes. Nodding woodenly, you rinsed out another mug and stiffly went through the rote motions of making two cups of coffee. The instant stuff.
It wasn't good, but it was cheap.
Plopping the mugs on the collapsable table, you sat heavily in the folding chair, and took a sip of the rusty brew. Wade turned his cups in circles and stared into the black liquid.
"No creamer?" His eyes flicked up to you. You shrugged and took another sip.
"Assholes don't get creamer." He winced.
"Fair enough." He muttered and drained half of the scalding coffee in one gulp. Wade looked at you over the rim of his cup and studied you, his eyes focusing in on the angry red mark that still lingered on your arm, even after three weeks. "How've you been?" He chanced to ask, hesitantly.
"Not great." You smiled tightly, and he couldn't miss the way your left eye slightly twitched.
"Have you gotten that checked out?" Wade gestured to the red mark, which you quickly covered with your free hand.
"It's fine, Wade." You hissed.
"You're hiding something." He narrowed his eyes. Your grip on the mug tightened, and the distinct sound of glass cracking could be heard. Coffee began spurting out of a large crack in the side of your mug, causing you to hiss again as the hot liquid hit your hand. Wade's brows raised and he jumped back with a loud, 'Woah!', when you growled again and flung the mug at the wall.
He wasn't taken aback by the blood covering your hand, rather it was your reaction that had him jumping up, knocking over his chair in the process. You were glowering down at your hand, jaw slightly unhinged and... something was dripping from your...
"Fangs?" He breathed, and your eyes shot up to meet his. "Yo!" He scrambled over himself, backing towards the couch. You stood stock still, hand still dripping blood, but you were something otherworldly in that moment.
Your jaw had unhinged like a snake, and you indeed sported a pair of fangs that currently had some sort of venom dripping from them. Wade sat heavily on the couch, and you quickly came back to yourself, eyes clearing as you rushed to the sink to tend to the cut.
While you were busy running cold water over the cut, and squeezing out the blood that continuously oozed out, Wade sat in shock, running his hands through his hair. You glanced over your shoulder at him, nervously and turned off the water.
His head shot up, and you turned off the water as he stood and sniffed the air. Your heart stuttered to a stop.
He smelt it.
You'd become so accustomed to the stench; you'd taken for granted how horrid it was. Your horror grew as his eyes drifted down the hall towards your room.
You followed his line of sight, and slowly your eyes met again. Wade's eyes narrowed and he glanced back down the hall, and then down at your hand, dripping blood again.
You rushed to grab a hand towel, and Wade strode to your room. Cursing under your breath, you wrapped your hand and tripped over yourself in a panic to cut him off.
No dice. Wade flung your door open, and you found him on the floor, staring into your closet dumbly.
The blood rushed to your head; your hands felt clammy. Reaching out a hand, you braced yourself against the doorframe and stared at your brother, staring at the box in your closet.
The box overflowing with dead pigeons.
Finally, he tore his eyes away from the grisly sight, and looked up at you, ashen faced.
"Wade." You choked out before everything went black.
You came to with a groan as a cold cloth was placed on your forehead. Cracking your eyes open slowly you realized you'd been moved to the couch. Groaning again you tried to sit up.
"Easy." Wade admonished quietly, helping you into a sitting position, grabbing a throw pillow to prop behind your back.
"How long was I out?" You held the cloth to your forehead and gingerly felt the back of your head, breathing a sigh of relief when you didn't find a bump. Wade sat back and waived a hand dismissively.
"About five minutes." You nodded silently and closed your eyes, willing your head to stop spinning. Wade fidgeted and rubbed the back of his neck.
"So," He looked around the room before back at you hesitantly.
"So?" You opened one eye and considered him critically. Wade crossed his arms and raised a brow.
"We gonna talk about the you know... fangs and dead pigeons?" His leg bounced, and the corners of his lips lifted derisively. You flopped back against the couch.
"You are not seriously playing concerned big brother right now?!" You grumbled, covering your eyes with the cloth. "Hey!" You shouted when he yanked the cloth off your face. Shooting up, you glared at him and grabbed for the cloth, which he easily held out of your reach. "Give it back!" You huffed.
"Not until you start talking, Dracula." You narrowed your eyes and hissed. Wade tossed the cloth in your lap and folded his arms, nonplussed. Holding it to your forehead you again lay back on the couch and stared at the ceiling. "That gets old real fast."
"What does?" You glanced at him out of the corner of your eyes. Wade rolled his and leaned back in the folding chair he'd dragged over to the couch.
"The hissing thing. You sound like a deranged cat." He chuckled when you stuck your tongue out at him.
"If I weren't a lady, I'd tell you to get,"
"You're not a lady." He said dryly. You rolled over and propped yourself up on your elbow and pointed the limp rag at him.
"Fine. Get fucked." Pausing you sat up and looked at him with an exaggeratedly shocked expression. "Oh, wait... you already did. By my boyfriend."
"Ouch." He easily caught the rag you tossed at him. "Does it make you feel better to know you have excellent taste in men?" Your expression went flat, and you smiled thinly.
"Are you planning on trying out every man I bring home?" Wade visibly flinched and your brow twitched. "Aw, what's the matter, little sister's burns too much for you?" You taunted, sitting up and crossing your legs.
He snorted and placed the rag on the back of his neck. You smiled widely, your newly acquired fangs flashing briefly, and your smile slipped when you saw the flash of apprehension on his face. He turned his attention from you back to your surroundings.
"I'm the last person to comment on someone's digs, but this place has really gone to shit, Y/N." Wade looked back at you, concern in his eyes. You frowned, and your tongue ran over your fangs thoughtfully.
A new tick you'd picked up since they'd appeared. You were honestly a bit surprised that your tongue wasn't bloody and raw from as many times as you'd passed it over your sharpened incisors.
"Yeah, well, the last three weeks haven't exactly been a walk in the park, Wade." You uncrossed your legs and stood, snatching the rag out of his hand and headed towards the bathroom, Wade hot on your heels. Tossing the rag in the hamper, you turned to see Wade's attention had strayed to the cabinets over the toilet.
Your blood ran cold.
It was one thing for Wade to find your box of... experiments, as you called them. But you definitely didn't need him snooping further into your latest escapades.
"What's this?" Wade grabbed the black slip of fabric and held it up to examine it.
Too late.
You closed your eyes and grit your teeth, willing the rest of the world to dissolve. Just five minutes. Was that too much to ask? Five minutes of peace?
"Y/N?" You cracked an eye open to see him looking at you pointedly, holding up the garment for emphasis.
"It's nothing." You bit out, snatching the garment from his hands and stuffing it back into the cabinet, slamming it shut.
"It's clearly something." Wade folded his arms. "The fangs and hissing thing again, right?" Sighing you leaned against the bathroom wall in resignation.
"Yeah." You slumped to the floor and hugged your knees to your chest.
"What gives, kid?" He gave you a concerned look, sliding to the floor beside you. "Y/N?" Wade gently nudged your shoulder.
"I got bit." Smiling tightly, you looked sideways at him and shrugged. "I don't know, some crazy spider, I think."
"And that's when you went all 'Elvira mistress of the dark'?"
"Pretty much." Instinctively you itched the aggravated bite again.
"So, I shudder to ask, but what's up with the dead pigeons? Are you trying to create an army of zombie birds?"
"No, idiot." You cracked your first genuine smile in weeks.
"Then again, what gives?"
"Experiments." You offered simply. Wade raised a brow and leaned back to study you.
"You know that's giving major Frankenstein and his monster vibes, right?"
"Maybe I should just bite you to test my theory." You said drolly, closing your eyes and leaning your head against the grimy wall.
"What's this shady theory of yours?"
"Hmm?" Cracking one eye open you acknowledged him before closing it again. Wade scooted closer and nudged your knee with his.
"What's cooking in your noggin', Frankenstein?" You wrinkled your nose at the dig and sighed, turning to face him.
"I'm pretty sure the stuff I've been orally secreting,"
"Venom?"
"Yeah, venom," you hissed bitterly. "I'm fairly certain this venom, is poisonous, fatally so. At least to small animals."
"And you tested this theory out on little critters? That's kinda twisted, sis."
"Says the Merc with a mouth!" You punched his shoulder.
"Ouch!" Wade winced dramatically and rubbed his shoulder. "Easy, killer." Your face hardened and he instantly regretted his choice of words.
"Obviously I'm not going to risk finding out if my venom is fatal to an actual person."
"Why not?" He leaned forward, startlingly animated.
"You're joking?! You were just negging me for biting some pigeons. Little animals are off limits but whole people are fair game? That's twisted, big brother." Wade rolled his eyes and waived off your tirade.
"I'm not saying you should grab some rando off the street. I mean, hello! You've got the perfect test subject right here!" He gestured to himself.
"You want me to bite you?" You looked askance at him. Wade pulled a face and shrugged.
"Why not. If it's not fatal, no harm. If it is fatal, I'll regenerate anyways. It's a win win!" You folded your arms, unimpressed.
"You just want to get bit by a vampire." You folded your arms, unimpressed. Wade sighed heavily and scooted even closer, wrapping his arm around your shoulders and rested his chin on your shoulder.
"This is the closest I'm gonna get to that! Come on, sis, don't take this away from me!" He whined, jostling your body. You struggled against his grip, but Wade doubled down and gave you that insipid puppy dog pout you hated.
Naturally it didn't work on you, but you'd do anything to wipe it off of his face.
"Pest." You hissed, and turned, biting down on his neck harshly. Wade clenched his jaw as the venom burned hot through his veins. You pulled back hesitantly and wiped your mouth on the back of your arm and watched him. At first, he had no reaction beyond a light layer of sweat beading against his hairline.
He turned to look at you and opened his mouth when his eyes rolled back, and he twitched violently before going stiff and flopping over.
"Wade?" Your blood ran cold, and you reached out a shaky hand to touch his arm. He twitched again and you recoiled with a choked sound and scrambled on top of the toilet. Moments of sheer panic and dread passed as you watched his skin take on a grey pallor. It felt as though your heart might jump out of your chest.
Gingerly you climbed down from the toilet and inched closer to him until you were standing by his head.
"Wade?" You whispered shakily and nudged at his cheek with your foot.
He opened his eyes and gasped for air.
His hand reached out and clamped around your ankle.
You shrieked and kicked him in the face.
He grunted and roughly yanked your leg out from under you. Another shriek turned into a sharp exhale of air as your back made contact with the hard linoleum.
"Was that really necessary?" You growled, biting back a sound of pain.
"Says the woman who just killed me." He groaned, rubbing the side of his face. You turned your head to meet his eyes.
"You recovered." Wade barked out a short laugh.
"At least we know two things now." He rolled over and sat up with a grunt and offered you a hand.
"Yeah?" You took his hand, and he pulled you into a sitting position. "What have you deduced, Sherlock?" You stood and stretched out your back muscles and offered him a hand up. Wade took it and stumbled to his feet.
"That I'm never going near your feet again, and I'm gonna make sure not to piss you off in the future." He gestured to the puncture marks on his neck. You narrowed your eyes playfully and bared your teeth with a hiss. Wade held up his hands to shield himself and dodged you easily with a chuckle.
"Oh, no, please, scary vampire lady!" Your smile faded and your eyes shuttered. "Aw, sis, I was just kidding." He wrapped an arm around your shoulder again and squeezed.
"I know." You offered a halfhearted smile and elbowed him gently in the ribs. "But all jokes aside, Wade, I'm a threat." You've seen, when I'm pissed it's hard to control. It's like I instinctually need to put something in my mouth." You groused, folding your arms. Wade smirked and coughed to cover a snort.
"I could do so many things with that statement." He snorted again. You rolled your eyes.
"You're disgusting, Wade." He opened his mouth to argue when there was a knock at the door. "Not again." You grumbled and marched to the door.
"What's not again?" Wade called out, and when you didn't respond he followed, curiosity leading him.
"The fourth time this month! I swear they won't leave me alone." Ignoring his presence, you grumbled to yourself as you stormed to the door, building steam as you went.
Wade would've asked what you were so angry about, but his neck was still smarting, and he wasn't exactly jumping to have a repeat experience.
Grabbing the folding chair, Wade straddled it and folded his arms over the back. Reaching for the doorknob you whipped your head in his direction to glare at him.
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just here until intermission." He smirked and propped his chin on his folded arms.
He probably should've reminded your that you were still wearing that idiotic goofy goober sleeping shirt, but what the heck.
Gripping the doorknob, you yanked it open roughly, splinters flying back as the wood split with the force of your hand. Wade flinched.
"I told you I wasn't interested, Peter," Your anger instantly evaporated as you took in the giant of a man staring down at you stoically.
"Not Peter." His voice was flat, his expression unaltered as he stood there, arms folded. You took a step back and looked down, realized the knob was still in your hand.
"Great." You muttered, closing your eyes shut and squeezing the doorknob. You didn't have to look to know that you'd most likely ripped the door off its hinges. Again. Sighing deeply, you opened your eyes and forced a smile before turning back to the behemoth.
"Can I interest you in a shitty cup of coffee?"
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closed comms for a bit so time to write another noir99 bc i miss them sm
Unlikely Beginnings
Zaddy Mob Boss!Miguel x Reader
Couldn't get older gentleman Miguel O'Hara out of my brain, and what if he were heavily mob boss coded and suuuper mysterious???
"Stop looking at him like that, it's creepy!" Jess leaned over, hissing in your ear. Brushing off the unpleasant sensation you leaned back and gave her a dirty look.
"I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about, Jess!" Grabbing several paper towels, you began furiously wiping up a wet spot on the counter. Folding her arms, she raised a brow and gave you a knowing look.
"Don't think I haven't noticed how you've been staring at him every time he comes in! And don't try to deny it!" Clenching the towels in your hand you closed your eyes and clenched your teeth. She wasn't wrong. Much as you hated to admit it, you'd developed something of a... fascination for the older mysterious gentleman who'd taken to coming in everyday now.
And every morning he ordered the same thing. A plain hot chai, cream on the side. Then he'd do the same thing, every day.
He took his chai and sat in the exact same chair at the exact same table, every day. And every day you watched him shake open the paper. And he sat there for exactly forty-five minutes to the dot. Never a minute more, never a minute less.
Then he'd neatly fold and crease his paper, tuck it under his arm, return the empty teacup, and thank you in that rolling accent of his, and he'd walk out the door.
In the weeks he'd been frequenting the shoppe where you managed, you'd exchange a handful of words with the man, and that was a generous estimate at best. And yet, somehow, you'd become fairly well acquainted with the stodgy man.
For starters, he was wealthy. Disgustingly if you had to guess. From the way he dressed to the way he carried himself, he exuded confidence and that old-world charm that seemed to be going rapidly extinct. His appearance was always meticulous.
He didn't dress in a flashy manner, that had you supposing that he was a self-made man who valued his money, and preferred to invest in the quality of his garments rather than simply following whatever was the idiotic trend of the week dictated by the self-proclaimed fashion gods.
In summary, you were besotted.
"I swear, you've got some serious daddy issues, or a major grandpa kink." Jess' voice dragged you out of your thoughts and back to your present reality. Coffee. Strong coffee at that. Your shop prided itself on the special blends you brewed. It was rumored that even celebrities popped in from time to time, discreetly of course. Tossing the towels in the bin, or trashcan as you'd say back home, you threw Jess a wry grin.
"Maybe it's a little bit of both, J." You chuckled at her scowl. You knew she hated that nickname, which was precisely why you continued using it.
"He actually remembered your name today." She teased, bumping your hip playfully as she passed to wipe down the tables.
"Yeah, yeah, big whoop." Rolling your eyes, you opened the cash register to make sure you'd have enough funds to make it through lunch. Business usually tapered off around 12:30, meaning you'd most likely be able to dash to the bank and back without being missed.
Jess hated holding down the fort, but hey, perks of being the manager, right? Flipping through the fives, you were so focused on counting and facing the bills, initially you didn't notice when a customer came to stand in front of the register. He cleared his throat.
"I'll be right with you." You said politely, glancing up absently. Him. Your throat constricted and your grip on the bills tightened. "Mr. O'Hara." Your voice sounded a pitch too high even to your ears. Stuffing the bills back into the drawer, you slammed it shut just a bit more forcefully than necessary. A ghost of a smirk crossed his face, but before you could fully appreciate it, his features fell back into their usual passive refrain, and he slid the empty teacup across the counter.
"You're finished early." The words left your mouth before you could stop them. You felt a telltale flush creep up the back of your neck. He did smirk this time. You reached for the teacup, utterly mortified. You weren't supposed to keep tabs on how long customers spent in the shop. That was creepy, right?
"Yes, I've unforeseen matters to attend to."
Your heart jumped at that. He was talking to you. Sure, it was vague and a bit cryptic, but Miguel O'Hara was actually talking to you. And while his expression remained impassive, something in his eyes told you he wasn't exactly pleased to have his schedule messed up.
That you could understand. As a rule of thumb, you yourself were a creature of habit. If your plans were screwed with, it had the strong potential to through your whole day off.
"Well, I hope it resolves itself." Offering what you hoped was a conciliatorily smile, you placed the teacup in the mess bucket and turned to take it to the dishwasher.
"Oh, just one moment." You turned expectantly. He flipped open his brief case and fished out a book. A very old book from the looks of it. "Here." He held out the book and you took it gingerly. "I recall we were discussing the classics,"
"We were?" You blurted without thinking. Mr. O'Hara soured at your outburst. Pursing your lips, you waited for him to continue.
"Perhaps I heard you and your friend discussing it in passing, regardless, I recall you mentioning that you'd never read 'Anna Karinina'. To be quite honest I found such a notion appalling. Most likely the result of the poor public education system."
Your head span like a dervish under his barrage of words, you hadn't been aware he was even capable of so many. And caught- as you were- under the spell of his dulcet voice, you could scarcely find it within yourself to be affronted by his blatant dig at your supposed 'upbringing'.
"Nevertheless, that is neither here nor there," He continued, shutting his briefcase. "You now possess a copy, and I expect you to read it." His eyes pierced through you with the order.
"Yes, sir." You murmured, your ears burning under the heat of his gaze.
"You seem intelligent. And an intelligent woman should be well read." He tapped on the cover of the book for emphasis. Your mouth went dry, and you found it impossible to tear your eyes away from his. You were vaguely aware of yourself nodding in agreement. With a final curt nod, he left without so much as a look back.
Looking down at the book, you actually took the time to look at it. A first edition copy of 'Anna Karinina'.
"What did he say? Come on, tell me!" Jess rushed over, animated and full of questions.
"He... gave me this." You gestured to the book and handed it to her without a second thought. The shock of the encounter had left you a little hazy.
"This is a first edition, those aren't cheap!" She looked at you and narrowed her eyes. "What else did he say?"
"I think I need to sit down." The blood rushed to your head, and your knees wobbled. Jess placed the book on the counter and grabbed your arm.
"Easy, girl, come on, easy does it." She pulled out a chair at one of the tables and you sat with a heavy thud. "I observed,"
"You eavesdropped." You looked at her pointedly. Jess huffed.
"I eavesdropped. But I couldn't hear much." She grumbled, tapping her nails on the table. "But I saw how he looked at you."
"How did he look at me?" You squirmed in your seat; not certain you wanted Jess' undoubtedly accurate insight. Somehow it might make it... real... tangible. She leaned forward and looked at you seriously.
"He was practically eye fucking you through the entire conversation." She said with a bit more gravitas than you'd have liked. Pinching the bridge of your nose, you willed your head to stop spinning. "What else did he say?" Her tone was gentler this time, concern shining in her eyes. You sighed heavily and propped your chin in your hand.
"He said I seemed intelligent."
"He's seducing you." She concluded. Your mouth opened and you looked at her as though she'd grown a second head.
"Jess, be serious! A man like Miguel O'Hara,"
"My point, exactly." She cut you off, adamantly. "A man like Miguel O'Hara, with his reputation, and disdain for Americans, no offence,"
"None taken." You waived a hand dismissively. "Continue."
"When a man like that starts handing out expensive books and compliments, that's as good as him propositioning you.
"Well, he sure has a funny way of going about seduction, and what do you mean, reputation?" You look up at her before closing your eyes and rubbing your temples.
"You honestly haven't heard the rumors?"
"If I had I wouldn't be asking, would I, Jess." If you'd opened your eyes at that moment, you'd have seen the nasty look she was giving you.
"No need to get snippy with me."
"Sorry." You sighed, dropping your forehead to the table's surface. Placated, she continued.
"He's a terribly mysterious businessman, few people actually know how he makes his money."
"And naturally people imagine the worst and run their big fat mouths."
Jess soured a little at your dismissal of her words and shook her head. "All I'm saying is... tread lightly when dealing with the likes of Miguel O'Hara." She reached out and squeezed your hand. Your grin turned wry, and you returned the squeeze before releasing her hand.
"I'll keep that in mind, besides," Pulling away from the table you stood up and shrugged. "What's the likelihood I'll actually end up in his bed?" You both chuckled.
i really need kiss tasm!peter rn. we should kiss for straight 3 hours or something like that. i want him to explain me how quantum physics work and he'll get excited while talking (i know my boy) then my heart will fell like it's gonna explode then i'll grab his cheeks, pull him to me and i'll kiss him and we'll make out. I REALLY NEED TO KISS HIM RIGHT NOW. THIS IS URGENT ‼️
PETER PARKER / SPIDERMAN
╰┈➤ 18+ none of these stories belong to me! this is a masterlist of all peter parker stories i’ve read and reblogged! just thought it would be nice to have them all in one spot! (if your fic is on here and you wish not to be, please let me know!) <3
MASTERLIST • MARVEL • 06/25/24
Fic rec: frat!Miguel by @kissitbttr
The roommate
Note: fem!reader × roommate!Miguel
Part 1
Part 2
Warnings: none. Just fluff and tension.
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Roommate!Miguel who opens the door to his off-campus uni accommodation with a confused look on his face. You explain that you'll be taking the extra room in his apartment because of an administrative mix-up and he moves aside to let you in.
Roommate!Miguel who is most definitely the best-looking guy you've ever seen in your whole life, but who's probably a f*ckboy because of course he has to know how good-looking he is.
Roommate!Miguel who's been single ever since he got out of a bad relationship a while back, but who can't ignore the way his knees go weak whenever you shoot him what has to be the sweetest smile he's ever seen in his life.
Roommate!Miguel who you quickly fall into an easy routine with, studying together in the afternoons, teaching each other how to cook in the evenings, struggling against his grip when he drags you to the gym every morning. "Can't have my roommate collapsing on me in the middle of finals," he always teases you as you dig your heels into the floor in protest.
Roommate!Miguel who finds his missing hoodie in your room, slung over the back of your chair over your backpack. "Princesa," he calls as he walks out of your room, damning evidence in hand, "what the hell are you doing with my hoodie?" You stroll over to him, not embarrassed in the slightest, and pluck the soft fabric out of his hand. "I wear it to the library! And lectures! It's just so warm, jellito!" He frowns at the ridiculous nickname, folding his arms across his chest, and you feel your heart swell at the sight of the exasperated look he always reserves for you.
♡︎ — miguel o'hara
↳ see also: dark garfield; my husband; ninja vampire spider-man; miggy
𝑚𝑖𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑙 𝑜'𝚑𝑎𝑟𝑎
Anything that contains smut will have a red asterisk next to it. Example: smut*
Anything crossed out is a work in progress. Example: Work in progress
Completed Series:
Coffee Shop Love: Pt.1, Pt.2, Pt.3, Pt.4, Pt.5, Pt.6, Pt.7, Sequel: Sweet Tooth*
Holiday Comfort: Pt.1, Pt.2, Pt.3
The Best Gift: Pt.1, Pt.2, Pt.3, Pt.4, Pt.5, Pt.6, Pt.7, Pt.8, Pt.9
Mini Series:
10 Things I Hate About You
Drabbles:
Tabhair ‘om póg, is Éireannach mé[kiss me, I'm Irish]
Gorgeous
Ice Skating
Snowman
Miguel And Your Baby Bump !
Miguel as a "Boy Dad" !
Gabi's First Words !
All the ways you disappoint me
All the ways I defy you
All the ways we love
Mr. O'Hara*
A Real Knight Isn't Afraid To Get Blood On His Sword...*
Fever*
Requests:
Triple Trouble
On-going series:
Romeo e Giulietta: Pt.0, Pt.1, Pt.2, Pt.3, Pt.4, Pt.5, Pt.6, Pt.7, Pt.8
Secret Ingredient Masterlist
Pairing: Mafia!Miguel O'Hara × Female!Baker!Reader
Warnings: not accurate to actual mafia, violence, smut, protective!Miguel, reader's body, hair type, hair color, eye color & skin tone are not described, Spanish translations are rough because my Spanish is mixed with Mexican & Puerto Rican Spanish, so forgive me
Summary: Miguel O'Hara is the leader of the Fangs. He does everything in his power to make sure Nueva York is safe from any harm while also being a successful CEO at Alchemax, while also running his own businesses on the side such as clubs, casinos, and even docks. He wanted to expand though and help out small businesses since he knew it was sometimes hard. Him being him, got the urge to satisfy his sweet tooth in both owning and eating. He couldn't help but notice the little bakery near one of his clubs that was pretty quiet for rush hour. Was it new? He didn't know, but once he stepped in, he was automatically captivated by the delicious aroma and number of different baked goodies that were from all over the world. However, when he saw you, he felt like he was back in high school; a nervous wreck around a girl. Unfortunately, he doesn't mix business with pleasure, so the uncertainty to offer a helping hand with your bakery was weighing on him. The businessman in him says no, but the inner romantic in him says yes. However, the mafia man in him says...both.
MASTERLIST | MIGUEL O'HARA MASTERLIST
INTRO
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
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tags:
@deputy-videogamer @barbiecrocs @deepinballs @faimmm @wakeupr41 @bubblegumfanfics @smartyren @kimmis-stuff @latenightcravingz @youcantseem3 @corpsebridenightamare @thedevax
Parallels Masterlist
Miguel O'Hara X SpiderWoman!Reader
Rating: Explicit (Minors DNI!!!)
Summary: You never had a 'spidey sense,' as you came to learn from your time as part of Spider Society. You'd gotten along this far without it and were an excellent spider-woman regardless. Then you meet Miguel O'Hara and it awakens something in you. A strange buzzing in the back of your head.It doesn't stop whenever he's in sight, and you think he knows what's happening to you. Something about Miguel draws you in. What made him so fucking special? Notes: This is my first fic I'm sharing and I'm doing my best 😅
Warnings: Just porn with plot, Oral (M and F receiving), P in V sex, Fingering, Size kink, Praise kink, TENSION, Angsty as hell, hurt/ comfort, Miguel is doing his best with feelings, cannon typical violence (Will update as I think of them)
AO3
All chapters marked with * contain NSFW content (So, like... most of them)
Chapters
Spidey Sense*
Training Session*
On My Mind*
Business as Usual
Fury*
A Mutual Agreement*
Friends and Benefits*
Not a Monster
Efficient, quick an dirty
Let Me Take Care of You*
Just a Little Longer*
Like Nothing Ever Happened
The Hunter
The Predator *
@noirohara out here doing the lord's work! Com a fic from them, you won't be at all disappointed!
1K Prompts
Pairing: Miguel O’Hara x fem!reader
Warnings: 18+, NSFW, Fingering, Fear Play, Dubcon, Choking, Slapping, Mean!Miguel
Summary: He can’t decide if he likes when you cry from pleasure or from fear more.
Word Count: 1.5K (Not Edited)