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IT TAKES A NOISIER NOISE THAN THE NOISE'S NOISE TO OUTNOISE THE NOISE (IT'S ME. I'M THE NOISE).

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gallusgremlin

i wish i was drawing more lately, so more car stuff

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@thetravelershub asked: “Like what?” Ah, look, a third ask. You’d think Omino was trying to annoy Noise on purpose if he wasn’t so completely sincere. Sure, Omino’s Papa HAAAAATES him, but Omino hasn’t forgotten that Noise both saved his dad and introduced Omino to Crash Bandicoot from Spyro Orange. So Noise is cool! Right? “D’you ever think you’d do a game show? Or — uh — what about a cooking show? Oh!! What if you did both? You gotta quiz people while they’re cooking stuff, and then you gotta see if it tastes good, and then you go woag —“ He’s gonna go on for a while, isn’t he.

Reina, you will dread the day I fill your inbox with nothing but woags and I don't mean multiple woags in one ask. You will actually get thirty asks with one woag each. Bare minimum.

See, if Noise wasn't already annoyance personified, one would've immediately come to the conclusion that the boy's rambling and persistence had gotten on his nerves by now. Maybe he'd be somewhat proud of him if he didn't get radiation poisoning* but. Hmm. You're kind of. Not giving him the window to talk, here. Hold on...

"—ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR you could just let the professional do what he does best!" Blink blink, forces a toothy grin as he says that, "Kid, I know you're tryin' to help, but I'm already jam-packed with ideas I can't talk about. NDAs and all that jazz, woag."

"...In the meantime, why not take a Look Outside and get some fresh air while I'm working?" ?????? What's with the smirk. Who is he staring at--

#thetravelershub #◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞#◜ 🍰 . inbox ◞#*Italian #THE THINGS HE MAKES ME TYPE. GOOD GRIEF.#how do I kill him

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People only like posts about base level emotions like "love" and "suffering" unlike us who indulge in highly advanced emotions like "car alarm"

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@thetravelershub asked: "Jae's prob'ly still busy. She hasn't been home a lot. Her and my big brother were gone for a while." Kicks aside a random little screw, sighs… and makes no move to leave. Omino must be really, really bored, huh... "Have you ever played Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? He's from a really old game so you'd prob'ly like him a lot. He's Australian and he throws boomerangs at lizards." Barely does the four year old give Noise a chance to respond before he changes the subject immediately, pointing to the blueprints Noise is sliding out of view. "What'cha drawin'?"

Boy. He's a funny cartoon. He knows his failed 90's mascots with attitude because he's hardly different from any of them.

Eyes squint at the mention of the woman being busy... Right. He's not up to date with any ongoing situation. Or anything outside his circle, really... Uh. When was the last time he's been to Empty Zone again..?

He lets out a prolonged 'OHHHH' in an obnoxiously loud manner to hide the fact that he was caught slightly off-guard by that question as he continues setting those blueprints aside with inappropriate cartoon SFX. Lots of sketched out machinery and... Wh. What's up with that massive figure towering everything else..?

"Juuuuust some showbiz projects." Stares back at him, incredulously. "Don't worry about it."

#thetravelershub #◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞#◜ 🍰 . inbox ◞#Peppino can you come collect your son please. He doesn't know what rabies is.

@thetravelershub asked: “How come you never make any robot dragons?” Excellent question from Omino, who — wait, why is he talking to Noise? Peppino, get your boy- “Or you could make a buncha robot bandicoots! That would be cool. They could spin and break boxes and stuff!” Oh now he’s talking about Crash Bandicoot. Anton, get your boy-

"Ehhhh, but kid, if I sent a horde of mechanical dragons to stop your pizza deliveries you'd have more fun than anything, no?" Shrugs, "Both of us know I can't leave a delivery worker unscathed, woag."

He's notably sliding those Italian-tormenting blueprints out of the boy's view while making sure he didn't summon Bald Bastard™ on his way here. He knows you're first-class Peppino bait, Omino, but catching an overprotective chump in his web isn't on his schedule yet.

"...Why not ask Alphabet letter instead? I'm sure she'd eagerly help." Ahh, of course he'd take any opportunity to be extra annoying. "Tell her I said hi, by the way."

#thetravelershub #◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞#◜ 🍰 . inbox ◞#pestering Bowie by sending the boy over?? Why did I not think of this sooner???

candymcker

How amusing! He might've not been able to see the full extent of her face behind that bulky camera of hers, but Rosette was... enjoying this bit. That is what folks in showbiz want, right? To be entertaining at all costs? Make a show out of themselves?

It was clear he wasn't going to answer to her myriad of questions, though. Not because of some metanarrative device making her aware on that level— " You two reeeally are similar, y'know that? " —but because he wouldn't either. " It's not a bad thing— " A lot of showing, very little telling. So open yet so, so secretive. " —and I'm sure my 'evil clone' would agree~ . " It was what made them... them.

The Noise could keep his secrets, it was fine with her. She wouldn't pry any further—

—pop. For now she had the two of them in-frame, even if the actor hadn't noticed.

" Reeeady? " Now the clock was ticking once again, and Pizzelle was quick to begin scrambling to do something, anything to— waaait a second. " Now say— " The other's cape was... long, close to touching the ground; and one of that beaten-up trash can's handles was within its reach. " —'cheeeese'! " It didn't take a genius, much less a comedic 'genius', to put two and two together in this case. Here goes nothing!

The shutter clicked as the area was engulfed in a sudden, brief FLASH! Followed by a loud whirring coming from the camera itself, perhaps a tug of The Noise's clothes too. A picture was soon ejected, its contents pitch black, from a slot at the bottom. " And thaaat's that! " Tucking the camera under her arm, Rosette plucked the picture off and gave it a look. " I'm sure it came out great. " Not like they'd be able to tell off an undeveloped photograph, so into her hammerspace it went. " But I won't know until waaay later— "

" —and neither of you have thaaat much time to spare now, do you? "

...That was it! A cheeky wink, a sign for him to floor it! Pizzelle jumped back on his feet— " OH, YOU'RE RIGHT!! " —finally making his presence known. As if barely gracing his doppelgänger's arm when speeding past him on his scooter wouldn't have had the same effect. " TH-THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, ROSETTE!! "

" Any time, huuun~ ! " She exclaimed as she waved him off energetically, sighing longingly as she looked at the yellow-clad actor with those bright eyes only a woman in love can give. " Isn't he swell? " In comparison, Marble's eyes could've just rolled out of their sockets at this if they physically could.

noisester

Ohhhhh you're pulling a Noisette on h--... Pause. Even if this missus was nowhere near his personal life, one could argue the feeling was understandable. No doubt her 'evil clone' would've offered the same courtesy to the black & white-clad wimp had she tagged along with him but uh... Right, back to business. For real this time. No ifs, no buts, no--

...A singular braincell stopped bouncing in that little brain of his as Noise hears and spots his look-alike speeding ahead. Taking advantage of the distraction the other had set up against him, her words blocked out like radio static as he stood idly to witness the scene. The extremely loud yet equally funny HL2 stalker scream he naturally let out in response should be very self-explanatory,

"GET THE WOAG BACK HERE BEFORE I--"

...Stumble from the weight of the trash can's lid, slowing him down in his track as he scuttled forward, a small 'woag' escaping him. A mere bump in the road, but one that'd successfully make his temper worse on top of it all. The reds on his eyes were still vivid as claws swiped to untie his cape from the true main character of this plot, bouncing off the floor and walls multiple times with gmod ragdoll physics.

He's seething, he's zooming on his skateboard, and buddy, he's rapidly approaching.

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