KPop Musings

KPOP memes, incorrect quotes and fanfic. (Twice and 2yeon focused. Also open to Mamamoo, Red Velvet, Gfriend and G-Idle.)

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If I posted a fic instead of an incorrect quote would anyone be interested?

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Yeojin: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Choerry: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Gowon: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Olivia Hye: My life is a little too much imagination and not enough dragons.

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Nayeon: Help! I told Jeongyeon I would cook dinner tonight but I can’t cook!

Momo, pouring cereal directly into the bag: And you thought I could help?

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Jeongyeon: What are you doing?

Momo: Thinking.

Jeongyeon:About what?

Momo: What would happen if I mix coke and mentos in my mouth.

Jeongyeon: And you are no longer allowed to use the vending machine.

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Momo: I’m the most responsible one of this group.

Jeongyeon: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Momo: Yes and I take responsibility for that.

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Gowon: *kisses Olivia Hye’s cheek*

Olivia Hye: What is this?

Gowon:Affection

Olivia Hye: Gross…

Olivia Hye: Do it again

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Olivia Hye: I have an idea

Gowon: No murder allowed.

Olivia Hye: I no longer have an idea.

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Momo: I accidentally wore my contacts to bed. Sometimes I think I’m stupid.

Jeongyeon: Don’t worry I do that all the time.

Momo: Wear your contacts to bed?

Jeongyeon: Think you’re stupid.

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Olivia Hye: Shut up!

Yves: But I didn’t say anything?

Olivia Hye: You were thinking. That’s annoying.

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Momo: Any news?

Doctor: I’m just waiting for your x-ray.

Momo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Doctor: And we might do a brain scan.

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Jihyo: Damn the power went out.

Jeongyeon: Don’t worry I got this!

*Jeongyeon jumps up and down starting to glow.* Jihyo: What? How?

Jeongyeon: I swallowed a glowstick.

Jihyo: Oh no not again-

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Twitter: Type your password.

Sana: your password

Twitter: Your password is incorrect.

Sana: huh?

Twitter: Try again.

Sana: again

Twitter: Your password is incorrect.

Sana: I give up.

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Chaeyoung: What are you like five?

Jeongyeon[laughing]: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Chaeyoung:

Jeongyeon: I’m sorry please don‘t kill me.

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Jihyo: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Jeongyeon: Burn the house down.

Jihyo: And what did you do?

Jeongyeon: Made you dinner.

Jihyo:

Jeongyeon:

Jihyo:

Jeongyeon: .....And burnt the house down.

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Jihyo: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Mina: Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Jeongyeon couldn’t see. So I shouted “Jeongyeon deer!”

Jeongyeon: *silence*

Mina: Do you want to tell them what your response was?

Jeongyeon: *moment of awkward silence*

Jeongyeon: “Yes honey?”

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Jihyo: You keep hugging Mina when she’s upset.

Jihyo: Next thing you know, she’s going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Jeongyeon: *scoffing* Is that what I want?

Sana, loudly over the speaker: Yes

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A Twice meme I made out of boredom to brighten up y’all’s dashes.