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My birthday is in 9 days!

Send me 🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever the fuck I want.

do you fit in with nico's friends?

I don’t have to. I invited them on the most epic Hawaiian vacation of their lives, so it’d be in real poor taste for them to talk shit anymore...you know?

HONESTY HOUR!

#( answered. )#( feat: nico )#Anonymous

When was the last time you threw a party that didn't backfire on you?

I don’t know what you’re talking about! All my parties are total hits -- my sweet 16, my cast party, my beach bash, the prom I organized...All spotless.

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

#( answered. )#Anonymous

TEXT | korli

Kori: Lame but I guess that's a relief

Kori: 🙄🙄🙄 I wish I could forget! I blame it on all the years we spent stuck in a tower, we probably all just find super tight spaces comforting on some level! Thank youuu! Uh I don't really know! I feel like it must because it was TRULY mind blowing for sex in a closet on top of a raincoat but I do love him to bits so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Noli: lmaoooo how mole people of you. Wow, thanks, I asked if it was good not a whole play-by-play. :P Absolutely love that we're both getting D'ed down by the hottest athletes in our class, though! Best friend goals! 🤩

#( text: kori )#( feat: kori )

TEXT | korli

Kori: OR MAYBE HE DID! MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE RANDOMLY WENT INTO YOUR CLOSET DURING A PARTY!

Kori: I knoooooow 🥰🥰🥰 And have I mentioned how much I hate you having almost a year of more sexual experience than me? You have too much power and I don't love it! Not really? I always figured it would be in a graveyard during a big thunderstorm, but I guess being the second Gothel to semi publicly lose it in a closet is about the same level of chaotic. Otherwise it was Perfect tho! Layland is 10/10 good. Would and have smash again.

Noli: I older cousin bullied him into going and grabbing my sweater for me when I got chilly at the beach bonfire 🙄

Noli: And in true 'us' fashion, I love the thing you hate! 💁 GOD I forgot about Sage!!! You guys and closets, maybe I'm lucky Baz bailed before the bonfire -- no closet is safe. Congrats, though, as grossed-out as I am. Is the demigod thing like....a factor? Does that affect it at all? 👀

#( text: kori )#( feat: kori )

TEXT | korli

Kori: 🙄

Kori: It was the heat of the moment! Like literally try being a horny empath making out with your boyfriend who is also horny and a DEMIGOD. Us making it to ANY room was a true gift to your party! That doesn't necessarily "weird me out" because I feel like you'd have heard something before we ended up in a weird same room sex situation!

Noli: okay GROSS. Honi didn't hear anything before you TAINTED HIS POOR LITTLE VIRGIN EYES WITH YOUR BOOBIES, KORIANDER.

Kori: You guys are just in the honeymoon phase. As someone who's been in a sexual relationship for almost a year, you get your brain back eventually. Whatever, was this how you pictured your first time? Was it at least good?

#( text: kori )#( feat: kori )

TEXT | korli

Kori: About time?

Kori: DUH, I'm just saying I was fully emotionally prepared to take that on someday and I'd have washed the raincoat myself if I didn't think sticking around any longer would've landed me with one of those fire sticks jammed up my ass!

Noli: And you are ONE-HUNDRED percent correct, thank you for not making me say it.

Noli: but like, you guys had a whole bed and bedroom to do that in. You chose MY room? What if I came in there with Nico? What if we had been having sex right outside of that door? Does that not weird you out?

#( text: kori )#( feat: kori )

TEXT | korli

@killmekori: @nononoli I'D DO IT IF OUR ROLES WERE REVERSED! EVERYONE'S DATED EVERYONE IT'S FINE!

Noli: I moved this to text cause I'm over airing your LITERAL dirty laundry publicly

Noli: BUT it like, doesn't matter if we all dated before, because I never did....any of that....with him. Or YOU for that matter. 🙄

#( text: kori )#( feat: kori )

TWITTER | NOLEAH

@leahshank: I was going to say this never would have happened if I'd been there, but let's be real... even if I haven't been poofed back into my game for the summer, I wouldn't have showed up at your party. So many people, ew.

@nononoli: you were invited, you know!!! Maybe you didn't get my invite all the way in cyberland but I totally invited you. You would've had a blast!

#( twitter: leah )#( feat: leah )

TWITTER | korli

@killmekori: @nononoli At least it wasn't your BED! also you can totally just like rinse a raincoat. That's like their whole poont

@nononoli: imagine having to RINSE YOUR EX'S AND BEST FRIEND'S ~FLUIDS off your raincoat!!!!! does that not sound positively fucked to you, @killmekori????

#( twitter: kori )#( feat: kori )

TWITTER | korli

@killmekori: @nononoli but what if Walt gets poofed again forever. won't u miss me? 🥺

@nononoli: @killmekori maybe

@nononoli: but then I'd open my closet, look at my desecrated rain coat and stop

#( twitter: kori )#( feat: kori )

TWITTER | korli

@killmekori: 😯

@nononoli: @killmekori I said what I said.

#( twitter: kori )#( feat: kori )

TWITTER | OPEN

@nononoli: I know there's a lot of speculation about what went down at my party over the summer, and I'm just gonna pop in to give a pretty general statement -- not too many details to protect the reputations of the innocent and such.

@nononoli: Here are a list of people who are never, ever invited back to my family home lest they FUCK in my closet again: Kori Gothel and Layland Olympus. That's all anyone needs to know, goodbye.

#✦enchantedopen